TEHRAN, Iran — Iran said Tuesday it had tested what it called a "super-modern flying boat" capable of evading radar. State TV showed a brief clip of the boat's launch.
^ An article about the new "stealth" boat the Iranians have which is going to sink our carrier groups if we dare attack them. LOL, these guys are terrible at propaganda. First a stealth missile, now a stealth boat, what's next????
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:02:31 PM EDT
[#1]
yes but only we have chuck norris.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:05:46 PM EDT
[#2]
And Dick Jones.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:06:50 PM EDT
[#3]
Well, time to go get fitted for a man dress.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:07:56 PM EDT
[#4]
Toy radio-controlled boats don't count, last I checked.
Hell, Iran couldn't even beat Iraq in a war, they honestly think they can screw with the US????? Gimme a fucking break, towelheads.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:09:08 PM EDT
[#5]
Shit, I thought maybe they had cut back to steak only four times/week or something serious.
5sub
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:09:56 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted: Toy radio-controlled boats don't count, last I checked.
Hell, Iran couldn't even beat Iraq in a war, they honestly think they can screw with the US????? Gimme a fucking break, towelheads.
well last I heard a couple of nutjobs in Qatar did........
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:10:07 PM EDT
[#7]
Step right up and place your bets!
vs.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:10:46 PM EDT
[#8]
I SERIOUSLY doubt that the Iranians have anything that the Navy isn't fully prepared to handle.
Besides, how many of these "super weapons" do you think Iran has? Not enough to make much of a difference, no matter what.
CJ
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:10:49 PM EDT
[#9]
Jeez, we'll just raise John Denver from the dead, give him a guitar and drop him over there to sing "Rocky Mountain High' over and over til they drop.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:12:00 PM EDT
[#10]
Iran has superweapons!!!
See, they think that scares us off, but we’re Americans. We should be shouting with joy that we finally have an enemy worth fighting.
(Course that’s easy for me to say, I’m not in the military and won’t be facing the “Bass Boat of Doom”)
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:12:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Iran's worst nightmare.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:15:51 PM EDT
[#12]
my first DUPE
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:16:19 PM EDT
[#13]
There is one hell of a salesman out there, GM needs to recruit this guy.
Dang it I was thinking the same thing, you beat me to it.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:40:57 PM EDT
[#27]
I think the subs are more of a threat then damn crappy flying boat
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:41:23 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted: Should we name this new Iranian "weapon"?
A name for it: clay pidgeon.
John
Chuck Norris can raoundhouse that thing without even breaking a sweat. Hell, Chuck Norris can kill every soldier in the Iranian Army by just staring them down.
LONG LIVE THE CHUCK.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:43:18 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted: What's that thing on top supposed to be? Granny in a rocking chair with a shotgun?
That's for the mullah
Right. I went back and read the original post. Dupe this sucker.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:47:34 PM EDT
[#30]
well, the best way to make sure no super fast under water rocket can fire is to keep them from having ships in the water. our air power will take that crap out in the first day of combat.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:49:14 PM EDT
[#31]
"There are NO infidels in the city. I repeat, there are NO infidels in the city. They all died in the desert, killed by our glorious, courageous troops."
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:51:06 PM EDT
[#32]
I'm sorry, I thought this was a thread about the recent prohibition on hookers the Navy implemented.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:52:56 PM EDT
[#33]
These missiles will never become an issue. CTU is sending in Jack Bauer, and The Unit is also going in with him to take them out.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:58:11 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: I'm sorry, I thought this was a thread about the recent prohibition on hookers the Navy implemented.
Posted: 4/5/2006 4:58:32 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted: And Dick Jones.
OCP runs the cops and Dick Jones runs OCP!!!
Posted: 4/5/2006 5:04:09 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: Besides, how many of these "super weapons" do you think Iran has? Not enough to make much of a difference, no matter what.
Agreed. Rube "Dirka Dirka Jihad" Goldberg probably only produced one unit. Murphy is waiting to launch it.
Posted: 4/5/2006 5:08:58 PM EDT
[#37]
More rehashed half assed russian designs made with half the manufacturing ability.