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Posted: 4/5/2006 1:36:48 PM EDT
1. I can open oysters and clams like no body's business.
2. I make the meanest bloody mary east of the Mississippi. 3. My seafood gumbo (stolen recipe of course) makes a cajun's eyes water. your turn. |
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1. I can kill, clean and cook a large animal.
2. I can do carpentry, plumbing, electrical, as well a weld. 3. I can hold my own in the kitchen |
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[napoleon dynamite]Girls want boyfriends with skills. Bo staff skills, nunchuk skills, computer hacking skills....[/napoleon dynamite]
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I am pretty good with a bowstaffhad
Damn it I had It before anyone else slow computer hahaha |
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And I'm all out of gum, so you can imagine what's gonna happen. Cuz one or the other is gonna happen. |
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I am pretty good with a speculum.
Dr. ARDOC, you were the best pap test that I ever had! Yes I have heard that statement many a time. I still dont know how to respond to that one. |
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I hope you warm it up first. |
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I know how to piss of women.
I know how to turn them off too. I ussually start by saying "Hi". I excel at these. |
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I tell my kids this all the time. I also tell them I'm out of gum |
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They wanted me to join their gang... I have great bo-staff skills.
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Lifting heavy objects
Drawing Writing Shooting large caliber handguns Guitar Saxophone Bass Looking good |
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"Jack of all trades, Master of none"
Pretty much sums up the last 50 years................. |
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You should just smile and say, "It was my pleasure." |
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Dude, I gota mad skillz... I am 247 365 1911 45acp Acidgambit, holla !
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Damn good cook, pretty decent shot (better with a rifle than a handgun--but best with darts when a round is on the line---I know, I know...) and I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue
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Obviously it was HER pleasure. |
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We use disposible plastic ones. So they are never cold and never have been used. The metal ones after awhile can never be too clean. You can sterilized them but something about it being used in 1000 patients before makes kind of icky.
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Lounge around doing nothing.
I am also the best timber cruiser in southwest Virginia, have a 2.3 golf handicap and I am not so bad behind a trigger. GF says I am a pro at channel surfing. |
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I can cook BBQ like nobody's business.
I am very "effective". I can drink *FAR* more beer than you can in one sitting. |
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It would seem, after my last range session, that I am a pretty good shot.
I can reload ammo. I can do most of my own gunsmithing. According to my daughter I am also a world class asshole. |
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If I'm ever in Alabama, I'd like to prove you wrong. |
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haha +1 |
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jack of all trades master at none....well accept for working out....Im a real pro at 12 ounce curls.
Im big into offshore powerboats anything from wrenching to setup to driving...I got a wicked rough water throttle arm. I tinker with just about anything mechanical known to man, I grew up in the farm and construction life so heavy equipment operation and wrenching was how I spent my childhood, Ive dabbled in carpentry, electrical, sandblasting, painting, body work, metalwork, lots of fiberglass and composite work, landscaping, drywall, ect. ect. on the fun side I dabble with boats and watercraft, shooting, hunting, motorcycles, wakeboarding, snow skiing, scuba diving, drinking, chasing women and pissing them off, and e bay. Im very good at drooling, staring, and sleeping. |
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I can fix modern Mercedes-Benzes. Particularly stuff built after 1994, the newer it is, the better I am. I also excel at installing accessories in these vehicles. Troubleshooting and diagnostics are my favorite though.
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fixed it for you |
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I can fix most machines and electrical problems.
I can kill and skin large and small animals. I can make my own Sausage from raw meat. I can cook damn near anything. I can shoot to some degree, running rabbits with a .357 at 25 yards works. Ninja I would like to take you up on you challenge for 12 oz's (oh wait you are down South it's 16oz may be rough) But my best is putting a 10ga. angiocath in a external jugular, before a EMT can spike a IV bag. My Masterpiece was in a boat in a river at full throttle at 3 dark am with one hand. How many medics have had that kind of call. Forgot I can Piss off the wive with four words (ex husbands name, You Married Him) Good for no Pie for a week. |
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I can spend money really well.
I'm also good at eating, and procrastinating. Seriously though I'm good with computers. I can figure out just about anything. My trademark is find solutions to problems that have baffled other techs. |
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I wonder how many people are going to try and call you |
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I am a good cook
I know how to listen I communicate well I can train animals well Kids love me [almost as much as I love them] I am a good scout I'm a fair shot I'm a lot of fun |
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Drive +3
Firearms +3 (pistols +1) Stealth +1 Area Knowledge (Atlanta) +2 Music +1 Computers +3 (programming +2) |
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then it sounds perverted......as if HE enjoyed it... |
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