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Posted: 4/5/2006 5:14:09 PM EDT

[#1]

I CAN MUNCH A BOX LIKE A FUCKING HAMPSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 4/5/2006 5:17:26 PM EDT

[#2]

I make money and keep my family heading in the right direction.

Thats all I do.

Posted: 4/5/2006 5:24:47 PM EDT

[#3]

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I am pretty good with a speculum.

Dr. ARDOC, you were the best pap test that I ever had!

Yes I have heard that statement many a time. I still dont know how to respond to that one.

You should just smile and say, "It was my pleasure."

then it sounds perverted......as if HE enjoyed it...

In that case maybe he should say, "Good, hopefully that'll compensate for the poor rectal exam."

Posted: 4/5/2006 5:36:44 PM EDT

[#4]

Pissing off liberals
Pissing off women for unknown reasons
Im a decent shot

thats about it

Posted: 4/5/2006 5:42:45 PM EDT

[#5]

I am very skilled at CQC with my AR according to my last 3 gun shoot. I beat out everyone, including many professional IDPA/IPSC champions with 30+ yrs of shooting experience. Smoked them actually. I was 18 then.

Other than that I suck at everything else. I guess I can operate a forklift pretty well.

Posted: 4/5/2006 6:01:33 PM EDT

[#6]

I'm good @ bodybuilding and nutrition.

I can wheelie a liter bike at 100MPH.

I can drag a knee @ 13O+MPH.

I can play some sick double-bass drum licks.

I can still hold my own in the ring - Muay-Thai/Modern-Day Arnis.

I can build/tweak computers in my sleep.

I can sell technology and make a good living.

I shoot well.

The #1 skill that matters - I'm a good Father.

Posted: 4/5/2006 6:37:05 PM EDT

[#7]

... change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

What nerd can name the author I am quoting, who said that any human being should be able to do all of those?

Oh - and I don't really know how to 'conn' a ship

Posted: 4/5/2006 6:45:49 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
... change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

What nerd can name the author I am quoting, who said that any human being should be able to do all of those?

Oh - and I don't really know how to 'conn' a ship

I love Heinline

I can get an airway, start a line, stop the bleeding, and save a life (usually)

Posted: 4/5/2006 6:45:52 PM EDT

[#9]

Too numerous and too modest to mention.

GM

Posted: 4/5/2006 6:46:23 PM EDT

[#10]

-I consider myself an effective communicator
-I am a creative problem solver
-I am a decent artist ( I presented you all with my Passion of Lootie and SSDG patch)
-I have decent craftsmanship skills
-I am excellent at multiple choice tests
-I have been told I am a good writer (I presented you all with my Halloween ARFCOM Zombie Story)
-I may not be the best shot, but what I lack in finesse I make up for in enthusiasm
-I can fix many different things
-I am an effective manager
-I can tell a mean story
-I can be a good teacher

Posted: 4/5/2006 6:47:09 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
... change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

What nerd can name the author I am quoting, who said that any human being should be able to do all of those?

Oh - and I don't really know how to 'conn' a ship

Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love" by Robert Heinlein

Edit: AGH! Someone beat me to it!

Posted: 4/5/2006 6:47:48 PM EDT

[#12]

bow hunting skills
nunchuck skills
comupter hacking skills

and i'm an excellent post whore

Posted: 4/5/2006 11:41:27 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm good with my hands and... other things.
I can make things grow.
I can translate toddler speak.
I'm a decent shot with rifle, pistol and bow.

Posted: 4/7/2006 8:24:12 PM EDT

[#14]

I can give a mean "shocker".

Posted: 4/7/2006 8:35:17 PM EDT

[#15]

Arguing.

Internet trained. Special Olympics qualified.

Posted: 4/7/2006 8:36:53 PM EDT

[#16]

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Nunchakus....(seriously)

You should know there is no plural of a romanization such as "nunchaku."

Posted: 4/7/2006 8:37:06 PM EDT

[#17]

I got skills with the Balisong (I own about 5 of them).

And my Photoshop skills are second to none.

Posted: 4/7/2006 8:39:30 PM EDT

[#18]

i can eat, PC gaming, sleeping

Posted: 4/7/2006 8:39:40 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I got skills with the Balisong (I own about 5 of them).

And my Photoshop skills are second to none.

Any Jody Samson PCCs?

Posted: 4/7/2006 8:42:39 PM EDT

[#20]

im good with computers and guns and thats about it. So if we we ever lose electricity forever and guns are banned then im useless.

Posted: 4/7/2006 8:43:54 PM EDT

[#21]

Im the Master of knowing when to STFU. works great and gets me pie sometimes too

Posted: 4/7/2006 8:44:37 PM EDT

[#22]

I have no useful skills

Posted: 4/7/2006 8:46:43 PM EDT

[#23]

Cunnilingus.

Posted: 4/7/2006 8:49:29 PM EDT

[#24]

Bass Guitar. I kick ass, and yes, thats an arrogant thing to say.

I am a great pilot

I know my way around guns.

Im a fucking genious.

Woot

Posted: 4/7/2006 8:58:50 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Damn good cook, pretty decent shot (better with a rifle than a handgun--but best with darts when a round is on the line---I know, I know...) and I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue

I can do the cherryknot thing....I can also open jars as I have large hands.......I wear a size 15-16 shoe depending on the cut...I can ride a bicycle......ohh and 3hrs is no problem....

If only i was cute Id have it made...

Posted: 4/7/2006 9:00:24 PM EDT

[#26]

i can hold my bladder for an indeterminate period of time

i can launch a snot rocket 30 feet

i can braid my ass hair

i can fuck like a maniac for hours on end--maybe longer if a woman is there.

i have mastered the mongolian death tap

i know the secret to perpetual motion

i invented cold fusion in a dream, but forgot it later that morning

i can achieve the "perfect pump" at the gas station 10/10 times.

Posted: 4/7/2006 9:01:13 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Cunnilingus.

And how do you know this?

Posted: 4/7/2006 9:04:04 PM EDT

[#28]

Drawing

Shooting (handgun)

Sardonic/sarcastic wit

Gifted, talented lover of small redheads

Posted: 4/7/2006 9:06:10 PM EDT

[#29]

just so you don't love purple heads!! nudge, nudge, know what i mean?

Posted: 4/7/2006 9:12:30 PM EDT

[#30]

I can dress myself.

Posted: 4/7/2006 9:23:34 PM EDT

[#31]

I Make

I can help develope a concept item and process it thru to reality.

( from a dinner napkin sketch to a functional part. )

I make things happen.

I also have great verbal skills. ( I just am a lazy typist )