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Posted: 8/17/2001 4:56:05 AM EDT
Haven't done this in a long time, but it's kinda fun.

Take any song title and add the phrase, "...with no pants on."  Funniest one wins.

Works for all genres:

Classic: "Ride of the Valkyries with no pants on"
Tony Bennett fans: "You're Nobody 'Till Somebody Loves You with no pants on."
Rock: "Honky Tonk Woman with no pants on."
Easy Listening: "Feel So Good with no pants on."

I'll start with "Arms Wide Open with no pants on."
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 4:58:59 AM EDT
[#1]
Joe Cocker's

"You Can Leave Your Hat On -With No Pants On"
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:22:26 AM EDT
[#2]
Slayer's

"Reign In Blood - With No Pants On"

[%|]

Tyler
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:36:07 AM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:40:04 AM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:41:08 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
The Divinyls

I touch myself...with no pants on

isn't that imbroglios theme song?
mike
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Ouch!
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:44:44 AM EDT
[#6]
Here's some 80's tunes:

Walk Like an Egyptian With No Pants On

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun With No Pants On

Come on Eileen With No Pants On

Two Tickets to Paridise With No Pants On

Alone Again Naturally With No Pants On

Any Way You Want It With No Pants On

Is She Really Going Out With Him With No Pants On

U Can't Touch This With No Pants On

Paridise by the Dashboard Light With No Pants On

Cruel to be Kind With No Pants On

Billy Don't be a Hero With No Pants On

Everything is Beautiful With No Pants On

Can't Fight This Feeling Any Longer With No Pants On

I Wanna Rock With No Pants On


Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:45:22 AM EDT
[#7]
"Its been a while, since I last saw you....with no pants on" Staind


Bulldog Out
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:45:29 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:48:12 AM EDT
[#9]
This is like adding "in bed" to the end of your fortune from a fortune cookie.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:48:42 AM EDT
[#10]
'Siegfried's Todt und Trauermarch mit No Pants On"

QS
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:49:13 AM EDT
[#11]
The Beastie Boys:
"You Gotta Fight For Your Right to Party-with no pants on"

OMD:
"If You Leave-with no pants on"

Quiet Riot:
"Come On, Feel the Noise-with no pants on"
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:51:06 AM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 6:18:02 AM EDT
[#13]
ZZ Top: Gimme all your lovin'-with no pants on.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 6:36:25 AM EDT
[#14]
bob marley: i shot the sheriff with no pants on

bob dylan: blowin in the wind with no pants on

metalica: harvester of sorrow with no pants on

reel big fish: sell out with no pants on

311: beautiful disaster with no pants on

grateful dead: sugar magnolia with no pants on
              truckin with no pants on

tool: cold and ugly with no pants on


Link Posted: 8/17/2001 6:38:39 AM EDT
[#15]
Billy Idol - [b]Dancing with myself, with no pants on[/b]

Bangles - [b]Walk like an Egyptian, with no pants on[/b]

Beastie Boys - [b]Fight for your right to party with no pants on[/b]

Sammy Hagar - [b]I can't drive 55 with no pants on[/b]

Elton John - [b]Lucy in the sky with no pants on[/b] - who hoo!  talk about a free panty shot!

Link Posted: 8/17/2001 6:42:57 AM EDT
[#16]
S.O.D. -
"Speak English or Die with no pants on"


Dayglo Abortions -
"Acting like Black Sabbath with no pants on"


Link Posted: 8/17/2001 6:51:45 AM EDT
[#17]
john denver: i'm leaving on a jet plane with no pants on

donna summer: she works hard for the money with no pants on

glenn miller: in the mood with no pants on

the clash: straight to hell with no pants on

blink 182: mutt with no pants on
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 6:54:47 AM EDT
[#18]
I'm to sexy with no pants on?


Nuckles.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 7:30:55 AM EDT
[#19]
Molly Hatchet:

Flirtin' With Disaster with no pants on [;)]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 7:38:31 AM EDT
[#20]
i dream of genie, with no pants on
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 7:53:02 AM EDT
[#21]
Shakira: Te necesito - sin pantelones.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 8:03:48 AM EDT
[#22]
Merle Haggard: Okie From Muskogee with no pants on
George Strait: The Cowboy Rides Away, with no pants on
Chuck Berry: Riding Along in My Automobile, with no pants on
Garth:  Shameless, with no pants on





Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:06:48 AM EDT
[#23]
Dead Kennedys, Holiday in Cambodia with no pants on.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:24:34 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Dead Kennedys, Holiday in Cambodia with no pants on.
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NICE!!! wish i thought of that one! how 'bout:
the dead kennedys: nazi punks (with no pants on) f*#k off!

jane's addiction: my time with no pants on
jane says with no pants on

the who: its hard with no pants on

the exploited: sex and violence with no pants on

sex pistols: god save the queen with no pants on

- my all time favorite
the rolling stones: you can't always get what you want with no pants on
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:38:00 AM EDT
[#25]
The Hollies - Long cool woman in a black dress with not pants on.

Hank Williams Jr. - Whiskey bent and hell bound with no pants on.

AC/DC - Back in Black with no pants on.

CCR - Lookin out my back door with no pants on.

Foo Fighters - Learning to fly with no pants on.

Faith Hill and Tim McGraw - Just to hear you say that you love me with no pants on.

REO Speedwagon - Ridin the storm out with no pants on.

This is fun I could do this all day...with no pants on!
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:56:31 AM EDT
[#26]
Early AC/DC
"I've got big balls" with no pants on
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:56:44 AM EDT
[#27]
Depeche Mode:

Stangelove with no pants on.

Sir Mix-a-lot

baby got back with no pants on.

Greg kihn band:

Our love's in jeporady wiht no pants on

Dead or alive:

Lover Come back to me with no pants on

Wang Chung:

Everybody have fun tonight with no pants on

Young MC

Bust a Move with no pants on in bed!!


Zaz
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 10:04:05 AM EDT
[#28]
Why don't we do it in the road with no pants on.

Link Posted: 8/17/2001 10:43:53 AM EDT
[#29]
The Rolling Stones: Jumping Jack Flash with no pants on.

The Beatles: Hey Jude with no pants on.
Lucy in the sky with no pants on.
Nowhere man with no pants on.

Lulu: To Sir with Love with no pants on.

Paul McCarney: Ban on the run with no pants on.

John Lennon: Imagine with no pants on.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 11:06:22 AM EDT
[#30]
Happiness is a warm gun with no pants on.  Beatles
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 11:18:50 AM EDT
[#31]
Ballad of the Green Berets with no pants on.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 11:46:23 AM EDT
[#32]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 9:42:15 PM EDT
[#33]
Here comes Santa Claus with no pants on.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 4:32:25 AM EDT
[#34]
Metalica-Seek and Destroy.. with no pants on.
AC/DC-You Shook ME All Night Long...with no pants on.
AC/DC-Mistress for Christmas...with no pants on.
Eagles-Tequila Sunrise...with no pants on.

How about album titles:

Grateful Dead-Skeletons in the closet... with no pants on.
AC/DC-Who Made Who...with no pants on.
Grateful Dead-American Beauty...with no pants on.

Alex

Also.....

Two Tones-867-5309/Jenny...with no pants on.
Asia-Heat of the moment...with no pants on.
????--Tainted Love...with no pants on.
U2-I Still Haven't found What I'm Looking For...with no pants on
Marvin Gaye-Sexual Healing...with no pants on.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 4:51:21 AM EDT
[#35]
Michael Jackson: Beat it-with no pants on.
Twisted Sister: We're not gonna take it-with no pants on.
Meatloaf: I would do anything for love, but I won't do that-with no pants on.
Van Halen: Women in Love-with no pants on.
Van Halen: Hot for Teacher-with no pants on.
Motley Crue: She goes down-with no pants on.


You guy are crazy[bounce]
Link Posted: 8/19/2001 4:07:12 AM EDT
[#36]
The BEATLES...
She loves you...with no pants on.
Can't buy me love...with no pants on.
I want to hold your hand...with no pants on.
Eight days a week...with no pants on.
We can work it out...with no pants on.
etc...
Link Posted: 8/19/2001 6:01:09 AM EDT
[#37]
Hank Williams Jr.  A country boy can survive-with no pants on.
In the jailhouse now-with no pants on.
I am a man of constant sorrow-with no pants on.
Chain gang-with no pants on.
Back in your arms again-with no pants on.
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