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Posted: 3/19/2006 6:02:41 PM EDT
Describe me.

What do you think I look like?


(This ought to be good)
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:03:41 PM EDT
[#1]
Hmm. Disqualified.

Edited to add: AARGH Might want to fix your spelling or I will jump in on a technicality.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:04:06 PM EDT
[#2]
Ugly.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:04:11 PM EDT
[#3]
You have slightly red skin, and a grey beard.  
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:05:37 PM EDT
[#4]
a confused transgender?
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:05:48 PM EDT
[#5]
Middle aged, salt and pepper hair covering the ears, slightly overweight 230ish, about 6'1".  Close?
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:06:21 PM EDT
[#6]
Are you that dude that shared his webpage yesterday, with the pictures of both your real dolls on either side?

Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:06:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Mid 50's, clean cut, short hair, medium height/build, non-smoker, casual drinker.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:07:29 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:07:44 PM EDT
[#9]
You are a short, yellow stout fellow, prone to leaking.


You are a fire hydrant.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:08:02 PM EDT
[#10]
very much like a pirate, but blind... and with a leash attached to a cat.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:09:36 PM EDT
[#11]
Brown hair
Green eyes
200-215 Lbs
5-11 to 6-1

Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:10:55 PM EDT
[#12]


I am what I am
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:15:22 PM EDT
[#13]
You probably sleep with a AR15 license plate cover and a cock in your bed next to your girlfriend ... oh wait, that's Cypher214.

Short to long nose.
5'01" to 7'09"
Light to dark hair
Eyes
And I bet you like guns.


Am I close!?
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:18:26 PM EDT
[#14]
A 3' 6" overweight midget that does porn.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:18:58 PM EDT
[#15]
Old. Fat.

Sorry, I really like you but that's the image in my mind. I am thinking.........Billy Connolly in the Boondock Saints.

That's how I envision you.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:19:09 PM EDT
[#16]
I've seen your picture, but it's always interesting to see how people perceive people they've talked to but never seen.

For example, I imagine pattymcn as a slightly stout (but just slightly) woman with short, curly, greying hair and a nearly-undeveloped tendency towards liking cats, and, say, ARDOC as a grizzled man with a salt-and-pepper beard, neatly trimmed hair, a gruff and to-the-point manner of speaking, and clammy hands you don't really want to shake.

ETA: But for some reason I always picture Triumph955i as that damn yellow motorcycle in his avatar. I just can't see him as anything BUT a talking motorcycle.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:22:01 PM EDT
[#17]
I'm guessing 5'10", 245 lbs, dark, fairly short hair with receding hairline and a thick chest.

HH
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:23:16 PM EDT
[#18]
Am I disqualified because I saw a picture of you in one of sgtar15's threads? The real you, not a doll action figure version.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:23:16 PM EDT
[#19]


Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:24:02 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Describe me.

What do you think I look like?


(This ought to be good)



Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:24:30 PM EDT
[#21]
I imagine you are a brain in a vat, connected to some super computer. You just strike me that way.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:25:08 PM EDT
[#22]
A highly trustworthy source close to the piccolo household informs me that this is piccolo.

Piccolo's pic
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:26:11 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:26:50 PM EDT
[#24]






Just kidding. I've seen your picture.



.....and I'd say you resemble a cello more than a piccolo. (j/k)

Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:27:57 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
membres.lycos.fr/go2bed/DA/popeye.jpg

I am what I am



Thats actually not too far off.
Really.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:28:10 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:30:16 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics2/orangureno.jpg



You should never have found that.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:30:21 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:30:43 PM EDT
[#29]
Tag for pic.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:31:47 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics2/orangureno.jpg



The Horror!  The Horror!
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:44:45 PM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:52:37 PM EDT
[#32]
I dunno.

What's a narcissist look like?
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:55:26 PM EDT
[#33]
Your are tall
And somewhat thin
Have a trimmed pencil line moustache
Your hair is slicked back ala Clark Gable
Wear a suit, with a retro 40's thin black tie
Creased trousers and very well polished shoes
Your suit coat is pressed and you wear a 2 pocket vest,
A 1922 gold pocket watch left to you by your grandfather is in your vest pocket
and you have a watch chain made out of a thin leather braid that somehow resembles a cat leash.
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 6:57:45 PM EDT
[#34]
Hmmmm....you either look like this:



Or this:



Link Posted: 3/19/2006 7:02:19 PM EDT
[#35]
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 7:07:23 PM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 7:31:34 PM EDT
[#37]
"PA, USA"

I'm pretty sure it involves flannel, carharts, and pasty white skin.

Link Posted: 3/19/2006 7:47:55 PM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 8:01:21 PM EDT
[#39]


Link Posted: 3/19/2006 8:54:59 PM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 3/19/2006 9:16:50 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
I've seen your picture, but it's always interesting to see how people perceive people they've talked to but never seen.

For example, I imagine pattymcn as a slightly stout (but just slightly) woman with short, curly, greying hair and a nearly-undeveloped tendency towards liking cats, and, say, ARDOC as a grizzled man with a salt-and-pepper beard, neatly trimmed hair, a gruff and to-the-point manner of speaking, and clammy hands you don't really want to shake.

ETA: But for some reason I always picture Triumph955i as that damn yellow motorcycle in his avatar. I just can't see him as anything BUT a talking motorcycle.





Need to frequent the wimminz forum more often, you....    WAYYYY OFF base......

Link Posted: 3/19/2006 9:20:29 PM EDT
[#42]
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