i was at the bar not too long ago when i ran into a chick who i havent seen in a couple years. i still wanted to play hide the flag pole with her, until she starts telling me whats happened in the last 2 years. she had a kid.... not a big deal, ill still let her give a massage to the Ol' Pope.
until she showed me a pic of said kid. this kid, looked like the killer doll from the chucky movies, except he had blonde hair instead of red hair. and the hair was just has messy as the chucky dolls hair in the movies. i almost choked on my drink when i saw this picture. this chick is cute as all hell, so im trying to figure out how the trainwreck happened.
all i could say was... "uh, cool" when she showed me the picture.
how do YOU avoid the situation when someone shows you the pics of their red-headed bastard child?
and in case you are wondering... yes, i am a shallow person and fear having kids in case they turn out fugly. karma is a bitch.
oh, and IBTL.