Actually, you should have seen the Czech airborne "clown suit" I used to wear while doing OpFor. The thing looked RIDICULOUS out on the grinder, but in pine forest, it made me damned near invisible. I honestly had three MI National Guard troops jump over me during an exercise. They were pretty surprised when their MILES gear started squawking shortly thereafter.
I do have to admit, that Mall Ninja "camo" is hilarious!
BTW: The photo of Mikhail Kalashnikov and Eugene Stoner holding each others' product was my wallpaper for several years.