Priest and a marksman
One catholic priest was passing by a marksman. He was shocked to hear the marksman saying,"Oh, fuck I missed the target !".
"For the sake of the lord do not utter that word again or He will hear it
and will be very angry with you",admonished the priest. But without paying
any heed to this warning the marksman swear ," Oh fuck I missed the
target" after he missed his target for the second time.
Now the priest was livid with rage, "The lord has heared you and you repeat it for the third time, He will strike you dead with His mighty thunder". And lord in heavens, at the next instant the marksman missed his target again and yelled,"Oh fuck I missed the target!". Instantly, there was a deafening noise of thunder. The priest fell dead and the sky was filled with the voice of the lord, "Oh fuck i missed the target!".