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Posted: 3/8/2006 3:52:55 AM EDT
My roomie is dating a chick and has been at her house all night. He had to work in a a couple of hours, so he'll be back soon. Im on the night shift but tonites my night off. I want to suprise him when he comes in the house. Its nearly 5am pst now. I want to do something better than the standard "BOO!". Lately ive been jumping from around corners and pretending to shoot him, but its getting old. I really need to up the ane!
Any ideas to scare the shit out of him? |
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I would think that your time would be best spent finding a girl of your own.
ETA - Just throw a "used" condom under his sheets. Mess his bed up a little. |
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+1 |
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aww hell. They cost too much |
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+1 Keep your toys. You're a smart man. |
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Type up an official looking eviction notice and, lock all the doors?
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THATS GOOD!...but he's gonna come in though the garage door...damn that was so good too! |
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Ask him how he got to spend all night with a chick. When he asks 'why?', tell him because you been on line all night with guys on a gun site talking about him.
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Run to Lowes and get some "Caution" tape and string it around like crime scene tape outside? |
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Lowes is closed right now. I may have to do that tommorow though |
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go grab a paternity test request,and fill it out with one of his ex's name and info and leave it on his bed
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Get a large poster printed with either the Tubgirl or goatse image and put it up on the wall in his room.
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Saran Wrap the toilet. lift seat, layer of saran wrap, put seat back down. Nothing is much funnier than someone having their own piss splatter all over their legs.
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tubgirl...lol. Oh man, that means I would have to look at it first to print it out. edit: but I may just do that, it could be worth it |
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Shoot him in the foot
Zap him with a heart defib unit Have his GF climb in bed with you and let him walk in on it. When he does, ask him to join you both |
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Ok, printing TUBGIRL right now. It was a painful experiance to view it again, but its gonna be woth it. I'll put it on his bathroom mirror
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Last evening when my hotel elevator hit the first floor and the door opened, a guy jumped around the corner and yelled boo. He was very lucky I didn't ventilate him.
Don't let Darwin make your decisions. |
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Didn't you ever watch the Jackass movie?
Metal trash can & fireworks |
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Make shure to also print out the Goatse image as well. |
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Superglue on the toilet seat and Nair and/or Icy-Hot in his underwear.
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Guy, you really need a chick of your own. Do it in his bed and leave the condom there.
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Take a couple of his condoms, poke holes in them. Then, when he gets back up from crashing, tell him you wanted to use one and thought it would be okay if you borrowed from him. But, "Look what happened!" Hold one up, filled with water, and showing a good leak. Better check the others! [http://ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_evilGrin.gif]
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Who would ever do such a thing to a roommate...<whistle> |
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Grease up his toilet seat and or shower knobs with cooking oil or something. |
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Remind me to never get on your bad side. |
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Just pull the power wire on the unit so the garage door won't open. He'll have to go to the front door then. |
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No offense, but damn. That is just weird. you are a girl too. |
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Reminds me of the Drew Carey Show... "Yeah I did it. Everyone else was thinkin it, but I actually did it." Of course you don't really need to actually jizz. Just get some convincing looking shampoo and put a dap on his pillow. |
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When my roomate was out doing the beast all night, I'd usually by him a beer after.
At least he didn't ask you to split so they could have some privacy. |
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Stuff his bed to look like sombody in it. Close his door. When he comes in freak out and ask him when he left as he has been snoring in his bed all morning. Convince him that there is sombody there and go grab your pistol. They make him go in first.
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a few empty shells casings some fake blood. when you hear him open the garage lay in your spot pistol in hand with shells all around. should freak him out.
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Rent a transvestite hooker and have it wating in the bedroom when he gets in.
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Stick a live chickens head up your ass and run around the house naked singing "I'm a little Tea pot" with that chicken flapping behind you when he walks in.
I know if I walked in and saw that I would be pretty freaked out. |
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I wuld go out and get some tail of your own
that would teach him a thing or two |
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Genius! do this one! |
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well genius...haha that pushes it a bit far. but legend in my time will do. I pulled this on my buddy and when he walked up to grab me screaming NO NICK ARE YOU OK. I grabbed his head and kissed him hard on the forehead. He was pissed at first but later admited it was one of the best pranks ever. I had better not get shot around him now because calling wolf is a no no. |
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Crawl into his bed naked. When he comes into the room and turns on the light, sit up and seductivly as possible "I've been waiting for you big boy" and toss back the covers so he can see you in all your glory.
Now that should get his attention real quick. Or just do what Gabby said and jizz on his pillow. |
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Have one of your chick frineds to lay neked in his bed, fake blood all over with a rope around her neck.
Lets see him explain THAT one. |
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Just lie down on the floor in middle of the room, then beat off like Butters' dad did on Southpark when he was at the bath house...
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Have the chick race over to your place so he sees you porkin' her when he walks in.
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