Yes, it's that good!

Grab a tall glass, fill a little over half with large ice cubes. Now fill your man-size-glass almost half full with orange vodka, (I use Smirnoff, but snobs can use better, and bums can use worse), then complete the halfway mark with some liquid sweet & sour mixer, (sold over the counter at the grocery store). Squeeze 1 or 2 wedges of lime in to it, and fill to the top with club soda. Stir lightly with the knife that you used to cut up the limes, and get yourself a big sip. I swear, it'll be half gone by the time you get back to your computer from the kitchen!

To think, I wasted the last two decades drinking whiskey and beer.

This took months of diligent research to perfect, but oh so worth it!