3 women were chosen to visit a new "husband" shop.
They were told that the shop contained five floors. Once they had moved up a floor they were not allowed to return to any of the lower floors other than the exit.
Off they went to shop for a husband. At the first floor they were greeted with a notice that read "1st floor, have jobs and love children."
"Mmm, not bad" they thought, "but I want more from my man".
So up to the 2nd floor. The notice read "well paid jobs, good looking and love children".
"Yeah thats better" the women said "but lets see whats on the next floor".
At the 3rd floor the notice read "Well paid, love children good looking, and help with the house work".
"Now this is more like it" they said, "it can only get better, lets go up".
At the 4th floor the sign read "Extremely good looking, very high salarries, love children, help around the house and have strong romantic streeks".
"Oh wow, this is just great, just imagine whats on the next floor" they said.
Up to the 5th floor. The sign read "This floor is empty. It was only provided to prove that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is on the left, hope you fall down the stairs on your way out."