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Posted: 2/20/2006 2:05:09 PM EDT
Ok.....I need to make a decision. I feel
pretty good about myself. I've worked hard...I'm doing good. I've avoided tanning places...I've always thought they were teh gehy... At the same time....I was thinking about laying down a good tan before summer and I get my ass burnt off like normal. It's cold as crap now.....No way I sould lay out........ I swear I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain. Is the tanning booth ghey? I need some advice. |
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I used to work next door to a tanning spa...we'd admire the women and make fun of the guys (who were typically hairless as well)
Real men spend time outside, metrosexuals go to tanning beds. |
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ya man its ghey. just wait tell its hot do some work outside or go to the lake and go the natural route. fake and bake is ghey for men.
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Uh...yeah. And frankly I'm worried about you since you even had to ask!
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'base tan' is a myth.
just get some sunless tanning lotion like the lee hottie boyz |
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I'm 38.....I've been a redneck tan guy my whole life. I'm not hairless...I don't intend to change. |
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It's not a bad idea if you are getting ready to go somewhere tropical for vacation.
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Up yours! |
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It depends on what you are planning to do in the booth!
Real answer: Moderate tanning booth time isn't going to hurt your skin or your man card. Just don't overdo it. |
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ever notice the guys that do the "ghey" stuff usually get more pie ?
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The only time guys should be in a tanning place (not getting a tan either) is when you own it! Then you can admire your customers!
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Thank you. I just wanted to get reassurence. I just wanted opinions on getting tan first before getting burn biols all over my back like I do every year. |
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Yep. |
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Goon, don't let these guys get to you! There is absolutely nothing wrong with a guy going to a tanning bed. Nothing.
Just don't forget to shave your chest, highlight your hair and wear that special Speedo to the swimming pool, thailor boy. |
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The answer to this question.... REALLY should be "87."
Yes. Go to the tanning bed. There is nothing wrong with it. Live your life how ever you want to, & don't let other people tell you how to think, or what to feel. Make decisions for yourself. I have gone to the tanning bed before. Ask any woman... tanned looks a lot more attractive than sickly white. |
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You don't want to see me in speedos...........Honestly...I know shame and humility. Thank god there's a chick on the board. |
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Winner. I work nights....so I am pasty white. But no fucking way I am going to to a tanning booth. But if you have to hey, you can just go here: Gotti Tans Sheep |
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dude... u live in texas.... go out side!
only time i use them is 1 month before i go to the bahamas, to pre tan so i dont fry when i get there.. |
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I'm not talking about waxing......Or shaveing my hairy back...
Just a tan...Isn't that ok? No? Where is the gay line drawn? |
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So you openly admit to being ghey...... Since you are a veteran of the tan-pits.... Tell us...What goes on? |
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So gay it makes tight-rolling your tapered jeans look butch.
Trying to find some enablers? |
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The gay line is drawn at sexual acts with another man. Is a tanning bed, to any degree, "masculine?" The answer is no. - BG |
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I'd rather have some color in the winter than be pasty white. The girls I know like it too. Just don't over do it.
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Mrs. Goon has all my intentions. I can't quit her. I just want to be kinda colored without getting my ass burnt off in TX. |
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Wishing for another mans dick anywhere near your space is gay, laying in a tanning bed to get a base tan in order to avoid the yearly spring sunburn is not gay.
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Lotsa hot chickies congregate in them, but still seems kinda ghey to me.
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I'm going to be doing manly things. Pounding stakes....Mulching...Stringing wire.... I'm a man's man damnit! There will be no man's penis anywhere in this equasion....Other than mine. |
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Dude, you are indeed, a dandy. I think the Olympic men's figure skating is affecting your perspective.
Blake |
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Pssst! I thought I sensed some sarcasm in her post. I'd bet she thinks they're gay too. |
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Chicks like tan guys PLUS you will likely run into a bunch of womenz there. Don't listen to these fools. I have a friend who is all "metro" that is about as big a pansy as they come. But he pulls more arse (the hot female type) than anyone I know.
That said, I won't do it unless I'm about to go on vacation. I ain't givin' up my man card for a tan. |
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