HOMER: Look what I bought! Lottery tickets!
LISA: Dad, you know the odds of winning are 70,000,000 to 1, right?
HOMER: Correction: 70,000,000 to 100! With this many tickets I can't lose!
TV ANNOUNCER: The first number is . . . 17.
HOMER: D'OH! *begins ripping up tickets*
MARGE: Wait Homer, you can still win money if you get six out of seven numbers.
HOMER: Oh.
TV ANNOUNCER: The second number is . . . 6.
HOMER: D'OH!!! *continues ripping up tickets*