Quoted: What do you do with your cocaine when your children have company over?
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In the bowl on the coffee table, naturally.
What do you do with your pornograpy when your children have company over?
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Next to the coke.
What do you do with your copy of the communist manifesto when your children have company over?
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It's in my left hand, while standing upon a orange crate in the living room, screaming and ranting in a trembling maniacal froth, whilst shaking my right fist in the air.
ETA: I forgot the Soviet flag hung behind me, with Rage Against the Machine playing he background.
...with a pocket full of shells.