Lets say you are trapped on a lifeboat at sea with 10 other ARFCOM members.  Plenty of water but no food.  BK1 gets delirious and dies.  Would you eat him to stay alive?




Pass the tobasco.

Would you eat an ARFCOM member?

How hot is she?

If I was stuck with 10 of these jokers, I'd sacrifice myself to end my suffering!

Quoted: Lets say you are trapped on a lifeboat at sea with 10 other ARFCOM members.  Plenty of water but no food.  BK1 gets delirious and dies.  Would you eat him to stay alive? Pass the tobasco.

A-1 sauce, if you please.

Hah!  You skinny folk have to worry about eating in an emergency.

Bring on the starvation baby... daddy needs to lose 30 lbs.




- BG

Use him for bait.

Quoted: If I was stuck with 10 of these jokers, I'd sacrifice myself to end my suffering!

Isn't the record for being stranded at sea like over 90 days. I think it was British flier or sailor.

i guess if the meat could be cooked maybe...

damn thats a hard one.



people that eat peple in these cases.. do they just start biting chunks off the arm?

and isnt water more imporatnt then food..


think you can last longer without food then without water..

Quoted: and isnt water more imporatnt then food.. think you can last longer without food then without water..

Youre floating in a large fresh water Great Lake.  So there is plenty of water.

Sorry bud, I'm not snacking on anybody's meat, even if they're an Arfcommer.

As long as the other 8 with me are WAHTF members...

BK1 would be on the dinner plan, Dead or Alive.

Quoted: Isn't the record for being stranded at sea like over 90 days. I think it was British flier or sailor.

Was it those poor bastards from the HMS Bounty?

ETA: pass the Sweet Baby Rays

Quoted: If I was stuck with 10 of these jokers, I'd sacrifice myself to end my suffering!

Me too.



Unless it was ten ladies.  Then I would eat like a king.

Freshwater lake?

Don't know about eating him...

Definately use his arms and legs as paddles.

Quoted: Freshwater lake? Don't know about eating him... Definately use his arms and legs as paddles.

Quoted: Quoted: Isn't the record for being stranded at sea like over 90 days. I think it was British flier or sailor. Was it those poor bastards from the HMS Bounty? ETA: pass the Sweet Baby Rays

I think it was during WWII

The Lifeboat sketch:


(Scene: The interior of a lifeboat. Seagulls are crying.)

(groans and coughs)

1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
2: That's a rather personal question, sir. (low voices)
1: You stupid git. I meant how long is it that we've been in the lifeboat? You've destroyed the atmosphere now.
2: I'm sorry.
1: Shut up. Start again.

1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
2: 33 days, sir.
1: Thirty-three days?
2: We can't go on much longer. (low voices) I didn't think I destroyed the atmosphere.
1: Shut up.
2: Well, I don't think I did.
1: 'Course you did.
2: (aside, to 3) Did you think I destroyed the atmosphere?
3: Yes I think you did.
1: Shut up. Shut up!

1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
2: 33 days, sir.
4: Have we started again?

1: STILL no sign of land. How long is it?
2: 33 days, sir.
1: Thirty-three days?
2: We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day.
5: We're done for, we're done for!
1: Shut up, Maudling.
2: We've just got to keep hoping. Someone may find us.

6: How we feeling, Captain?
C: Not too good. I...I feel so weak.
2: We can't hold out much longer.
C: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me.
?: Eat you, sir?
C: Yes. Eat me.
?: Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg?
C: You didn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.
5: It's not just the leg, sir.
C: What do you mean?
5: Well, sir...it's just that -
C: Why don't you want to eat me?
5: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir!
?: So would I, sir.
C: I see.
?: Then that's decided...everyone's gonna eat me!
?: Uh, well.
5: What, sir?
?: Go ahead, please, but I won't -
?: Oh nonsense, sir, you're starving; tuck in!
1: No, no, it's not that.
?: What's the matter with Johnson, sir?
1: Well, he's not kosher.
5: That depends how we kill him, sir.
1: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Hodges.
?: Oh well, all right.
5: I still prefer Johnson.
C: I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.
1: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper.
Crew: (cacophonous) Hmm, yes, good idea, excellent thinking, very good, I don't suppose we could have Hodges in the morning, jolly good idea, etc.

Quoted: If I was stuck with 10 of these jokers, I'd sacrifice myself to end my suffering!

Judging by some of the pics posted here, 10 Arfcommers in a lifeboat might friggen SINK before you had a chance  hehe

Methinks if yer a skinny guy, you're gonna get ate !  I plan on staying home  

ARFCOM members. Tastes like chicken.

You may survive the raft trip, but you WILL succumb to heart disease shortly after.

Quoted: Quoted: and isnt water more imporatnt then food.. think you can last longer without food then without water.. Youre floating in a large fresh water Great Lake.  So there is plenty of water.

That could never happen, the sheer weight of the ammo hidden on all their bodies would sink us all.

What would be the total number of ARFcommers lost in this tragic boating accident?

I'd use his legs as paddles and get myself to shore.

heh, he said...member

very funny.....

I could name one or two I wouldn't mind nibbling on.

/heads to the womens board

Is this related to "Gaspain's Donner Party Adventure"?

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=432283

What about PETA members instead of arfcommers?

you could, most likely eat for a couple of months.

Quoted: What about PETA members instead of arfcommers?

Use them to chum the waters.

Quoted: Some of the Arfcom women....I could sure go for a taste, anyway!   CJ

[Homer] Mmmmmmmmmm.....bewbies.[/Homer]

This would be about the only time I'd ever want Rosie O'donnell on board with me.

Quoted:  BK1 gets delirious and dies.

How would you be able to tell he was delirious?

Quoted: Hah!  You skinny folk have to worry about eating in an emergency. Bring on the starvation baby... daddy needs to lose 30 lbs. - BG

when the aliens come, they will eat the fat 1's first...

Quoted: Would you eat an ARFCOM member? How hot is she?

+1

lol

Quoted: This would be about the only time I'd ever want Rosie O'donnell on board with me.

Hell,we'ed chum the water with her even before we started starving.

ARDOC,

Not to hijack, but this thread is about eating another person.  Doing what you do for a living, do you view "oral magic" in a different light now than you did before you became a Lion Tamer?  Just curious.

Quoted: ARDOC, Not to hijack, but this thread is about eating another person.  Doing what you do for a living, do you view "oral magic" in a different light now than you did before you became a Lion Tamer?  Just curious.

Quoted: Quoted: ARDOC, Not to hijack, but this thread is about eating another person.  Doing what you do for a living, do you view "oral magic" in a different light now than you did before you became a Lion Tamer?  Just curious.

I take it that by saying you mean you wouldn't touch it with Rosie O'Donnells tongue?

Pass me a Thigh Please.

Quoted: Lets say you are trapped on a lifeboat at sea with 10 other ARFCOM members.  Plenty of water but no food.  BK1 gets delirious and dies.  Would you eat him to stay alive? Pass the tobasco.

Are there any zombies in this hypothetical scenario?

Quoted: Quoted: Lets say you are trapped on a lifeboat at sea with 10 other ARFCOM members.  Plenty of water but no food.  BK1 gets delirious and dies.  Would you eat him to stay alive? Pass the tobasco. Are there any zombies in this hypothetical scenario?

BK1 I guess could be a zombie.

Quoted: Would you eat an ARFCOM member? How hot is she?

Who can say? *shrug*

I'm all for eating dead people in a survival situation!

Ahhh....ARFCOMer liver with a nice Chianti......Pardon me......do you have any Grey Poupon?