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Posted: 1/30/2006 9:06:06 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
Ahhh....ARFCOMer liver with a nice Chianti......Pardon me......do you have any Grey Poupon?

Mustard on liver ????

I just lost all respect for you, man.

Posted: 1/30/2006 9:09:05 AM EDT

[#2]

I would rather try to catch a fish and eat that first.

But considering all the myths about Windigo's I hear and how crazy some of these people are... I would probably commit suiside then eat another human.

nless she's good looking.

Wonder if I could catch a few sharks and have them take us to land.

Posted: 1/30/2006 9:11:34 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Ahhh....ARFCOMer liver with a nice Chianti......Pardon me......do you have any Grey Poupon?

Mustard on liver ????

I just lost all respect for you, man.

Just a touch in the veloute sauce. Not slathering it on like a hotdog.

Posted: 1/30/2006 9:17:20 AM EDT

[#4]

I have posted this many times--you guys need to keep in mind Beekeeper's Number One Rule for Survival: Whoever falls asleep first . . . LOSES!!

Posted: 1/30/2006 9:25:06 AM EDT

[#5]

Dibs on Sp1Grrl.

Posted: 1/30/2006 10:59:42 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
and isnt water more imporatnt then food..

think you can last longer without food then without water..

Youre floating in a large fresh water Great Lake. So there is plenty of water.

Just because you're on a Great Lake doesn't mean there's fresh water a plenty. After drinking that shit you'd probably die of disease before you even had a chance to starve to death.

Besides, after ripping the arms and legs off the first to fall asleep (or to be fallen asleep

) to use as oars, it would be a nice leisurely row to the closest shore. His skin could be used as a sail as well.

Posted: 1/30/2006 12:58:35 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I have posted this many times--you guys need to keep in mind Beekeeper's Number One Rule for Survival: Whoever falls asleep first . . . LOSES!!

But remeber, you are delirious from hunger and is the first to croak.

Posted: 1/30/2006 1:04:54 PM EDT

[#8]

I GET THE COCK!!!! I GET THE COCK!!!! I GET THE COCK!!!!

Posted: 1/30/2006 1:05:16 PM EDT

[#9]

Only if they were a vegetarian in life . . .

Posted: 1/30/2006 1:06:13 PM EDT

[#10]

I can't believe none of you said you'd just walk on water back to land. You guys are slipping.

Do we get to pick the 10 people? Is this a 3 hour tour?

Posted: 1/30/2006 1:07:08 PM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 1/30/2006 1:10:30 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I GET THE COCK!!!! I GET THE COCK!!!! I GET THE COCK!!!!

OMFG!

Posted: 1/30/2006 1:11:05 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm not sure I'd be very comfortable eating person #1 while wondering which of the remaining nine becomes #2.

Posted: 1/30/2006 1:18:05 PM EDT

[#14]

We would have to tear a leg off for a paddle as we all know we lost our shovel in this tragic boating accident.

Can we swap BK1 for Aimless though? I've always wanted to try a pepperd Penguin

Posted: 1/30/2006 1:24:44 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I have posted this many times--you guys need to keep in mind Beekeeper's Number One Rule for Survival: Whoever falls asleep first . . . LOSES!!

But remeber, you are delirious from hunger and is the first to croak.

You keep thinking that way. <yawns to make ARDOC yawn and think he's tired>

Posted: 1/30/2006 1:31:30 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Lets say you are trapped on a lifeboat at sea with 10 other ARFCOM members. Plenty of water but no food. BK1 gets delirious and dies. Would you eat him to stay alive?

Pass the tobasco.

You must have been watching the History channel/Discovery show this morning about the cannibals

I'd eat a person's flesh in a survival situation without a second thought. They said that human meat is the most nutritious to other humans because it is made up of all the same amino acids, carbs, fats and whatnot.

Posted: 1/30/2006 1:36:53 PM EDT

[#17]

BAR-B-QUE!

Posted: 1/30/2006 1:42:37 PM EDT

[#18]

I'm Asian....we have ancient recipes.

Posted: 1/30/2006 2:19:45 PM EDT

[#19]

First you take an ARFCOM member.......

(This could be the opening line for my new cooking series, it has been a while.)

Posted: 1/30/2006 2:22:59 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I GET THE COCK!!!! I GET THE COCK!!!! I GET THE COCK!!!!

Rumor has it that you will still be hungry.

Posted: 1/30/2006 2:32:59 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
i guess if the meat could be cooked maybe...

damn thats a hard one.

people that eat peple in these cases.. do they just start biting chunks off the arm?

That would make me a zombie, and then I'd have to shoot myself.

Posted: 1/30/2006 2:36:48 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Lets say you are trapped on a lifeboat at sea with 10 other ARFCOM members. Plenty of water but no food. BK1 gets delirious and dies. Would you eat him to stay alive?

No way, there has to be a fatter mod.

Posted: 1/30/2006 2:46:32 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Lets say you are trapped on a lifeboat at sea with 10 other ARFCOM members. Plenty of water but no food. BK1 gets delirious and dies. Would you eat him to stay alive?

Pass the tobasco.

TBK1 is too scrawny. At least we shouldn't start there.

Now Duke Nukem - he's not too tall, but he ought to be tender.

Posted: 1/30/2006 2:51:51 PM EDT

[#24]

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Quoted:
Would you eat an ARFCOM member?

How hot is she?

Who can say? *shrug*

I'm all for eating dead people in a survival situation!

Sweet! that NEEDS to be someone's sig line!

Posted: 1/30/2006 2:53:54 PM EDT

[#25]

I'll take some Mexican.

Posted: 1/30/2006 2:59:26 PM EDT

[#26]

I read about a whaling crew out of Nantucket in the 1840's that was one of the first to fish the offshore hunting grounds west of South America who got rammed by a whale and sunk.

It ended up with cousins eating cousins and all kinda of foul shit. The stupid thing was they were out WAY longer than they needed to be in their lifeboats because they refused to go west due to - get this - RUMORS of cannibals on some of the Islands!

I think they actually landed for water at one point on an Island close to where the crew of the Bounty finally ended up. I don't think they actually landed on Pitcairn Island though.

They were out like 2 months or so IIRC. The captain was actually given a second command and had it sink out from under him on a reef years later! He survived that debacle too. Lucky or unlucky bastard. You decide.

ETA: I believe Melville actually got inspiration for Moby Dick from accounts of this incident.

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:05:07 PM EDT

[#27]

Would you eat an ARFCOM member?

Most of them are already about half spoiled.

But, you do what you have to do.

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:13:01 PM EDT

[#28]

Does this lifeboat come with a Weber Grill and mesquite chips?

If not then... NO!

GM

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:13:05 PM EDT

[#29]

We can say whatever we want now, but I tend to think that pretty much any of us would eat...well, any of us if any of us ever really got that hungry.

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:13:51 PM EDT

[#30]

Would it be an easier decision if the victim was a member of the DU?

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:28:38 PM EDT

[#31]

Maybe Sp1grrl...

Posted: 1/30/2006 3:46:11 PM EDT

[#32]

No it does taste like chicken.

Posted: 1/30/2006 4:19:58 PM EDT

[#33]

Nuuuuummmmmmnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnum........!

Quoted:
Quoted:
I GET THE COCK!!!! I GET THE COCK!!!! I GET THE COCK!!!!

Rumor has it that you will still be hungry.

Posted: 1/30/2006 4:20:49 PM EDT

[#34]

You forgot the Fava Beans you uncuth fuck.

Quoted:
Ahhh....ARFCOMer liver with a nice Chianti......Pardon me......do you have any Grey Poupon?

Posted: 1/30/2006 6:59:47 PM EDT

[#35]

Yes this lifeboat is equiped with a Weber Gold grill.

Posted: 1/30/2006 7:20:09 PM EDT

[#36]

If it was a female maybe (lol).

I'd prolly use there body parts to catch fish with or lure birds in. either that or make everybody row untill we hit land or die of exaustion biatches

Posted: 1/30/2006 8:44:54 PM EDT

[#37]

Breast, anyone?

Posted: 1/30/2006 9:45:42 PM EDT

[#38]

Yes, with extreme prejudice!

Posted: 1/30/2006 9:53:44 PM EDT

[#39]

Depends on who she is.............

Posted: 1/30/2006 9:55:57 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Depends on who she is.............

Clean Cut..........I mean Rachel.

Posted: 1/30/2006 9:58:27 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Depends on who she is.............

Clean Cut..........I mean Rachel.

uh.....NO!

Posted: 1/30/2006 10:49:19 PM EDT

[#42]

seems appropriate for the situation.

ETA:

Posted: 1/30/2006 11:04:32 PM EDT

[#43]

I would not ardoc, I'd just be hungry an hour later.

Posted: 1/30/2006 11:08:37 PM EDT

[#44]

I'd use various body parts for bait. I'm not in a good mood this evening, so guess what gets used first. I have never gone fishing and not come home with some fish.

Posted: 1/31/2006 3:18:15 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
I'd use various body parts for bait. I'm not in a good mood this evening, so guess what gets used first. I have never gone fishing and not come home with some fish.

So you are equating BK1s manhood with a worm?

Posted: 1/31/2006 4:07:05 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I'd use various body parts for bait. I'm not in a good mood this evening, so guess what gets used first. I have never gone fishing and not come home with some fish.

So you are equating BK1s manhood with a worm?

I have no idea who BK1 is. But yes.
ETA: I did just realize who that is. He seems like a nice guy. And he can lock my account!

Posted: 1/31/2006 4:13:55 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Lets say you are trapped on a lifeboat at sea with 10 other ARFCOM members. Plenty of water but no food. BK1 gets delirious and dies. Would you eat him to stay alive?

Pass the tobasco.

You are just asking for someone to make a lewd comment about one of our female members here.

In general, I am opposed to canibalism, but every now and then I thing Swingset might taste pretty good poached in a white wine sauce....

Posted: 1/31/2006 4:17:38 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
The Lifeboat sketch:

(Scene: The interior of a lifeboat. Seagulls are crying.)

(groans and coughs)

1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
2: That's a rather personal question, sir. (low voices)
1: You stupid git. I meant how long is it that we've been in the lifeboat? You've destroyed the atmosphere now.
2: I'm sorry.
1: Shut up. Start again.

1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
2: 33 days, sir.
1: Thirty-three days?
2: We can't go on much longer. (low voices) I didn't think I destroyed the atmosphere.
1: Shut up.
2: Well, I don't think I did.
1: 'Course you did.
2: (aside, to 3) Did you think I destroyed the atmosphere?
3: Yes I think you did.
1: Shut up. Shut up!

1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
2: 33 days, sir.
4: Have we started again?

1: STILL no sign of land. How long is it?
2: 33 days, sir.
1: Thirty-three days?
2: We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day.
5: We're done for, we're done for!
1: Shut up, Maudling.
2: We've just got to keep hoping. Someone may find us.

6: How we feeling, Captain?
C: Not too good. I...I feel so weak.
2: We can't hold out much longer.
C: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me.
?: Eat you, sir?
C: Yes. Eat me.
?: Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg?
C: You didn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.
5: It's not just the leg, sir.
C: What do you mean?
5: Well, sir...it's just that -
C: Why don't you want to eat me?
5: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir!
?: So would I, sir.
C: I see.
?: Then that's decided...everyone's gonna eat me!
?: Uh, well.
5: What, sir?
?: Go ahead, please, but I won't -
?: Oh nonsense, sir, you're starving; tuck in!
1: No, no, it's not that.
?: What's the matter with Johnson, sir?
1: Well, he's not kosher.
5: That depends how we kill him, sir.
1: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Hodges.
?: Oh well, all right.
5: I still prefer Johnson.
C: I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.
1: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper.
Crew: (cacophonous) Hmm, yes, good idea, excellent thinking, very good, I don't suppose we could have Hodges in the morning, jolly good idea, etc.

Hello!

As a naval officer, I implore the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for canibalism!

It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is now the RAF who suffer the most casualties in this area!

What do you think the Argylls ate in Aden?? Arabs!!????

Yours, etc., Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.