I just got back from Las Vegas.  Arrived there Thursday afternoon.  Took in a bunch of attractions and played the slot machines. (Note to BeetleBailey-- I lost and didn't clear anything...sorry).  Anyway, on Friday night me and the wife went out for a drive in our rental car.  Somehow we got turned around and I got lost somewhere out in the desert.  BIG mistake.

After about 2 hours of driving aimlessly around, I saw what looked like a bright light near the horizon.  There was a dusty old road that seemed to go that way so we went down it.  Toward the end of the road "something" began to hover over the car and a bright red light shone down on us.

I got out to see what it was and the next thing I remember was being inside a large, cylindrical room made out of a shiny metal-- somewhat like stainless steel polished brightly.  I was naked on a table and was face down and restrained.  My hands and feet were immobilized and there was a belt of some sort around my waist.  It held me securely to the table.

I cried out loudly for help and shortly after a couple "little guys" came in the room.  They were wearing some kind of plastic-looking suits and they had some-- it looked like-- medical instruments.  The "little guys" pulled my butt cheeks apart and stuck something in there!!!!  I was anally probed!!!!

They ran this thing up my ass and back out several times.  They then ran some sort of scanner over my body and they took some of my blood.  I was yelling as loud as I could and that was the last thing I recalled before being back in the car with my wife asking me what was out there.

I've never experienced anything like this before.  I reported it to the police but I don't think they believed me.  But it's true!!!  I won't be going back to Vegas for quite some time.

your not the first one I hear something like that happend to.

I feel sorry for you... I hope you didn't have a smoke afterwords.

Quoted: I just got back from Las Vegas.  Arrived there Thursday afternoon.  Took in a bunch of attractions and played the slot machines. (Note to BeetleBailey-- I lost and didn't clear anything...sorry).  Anyway, on Friday night me and the wife went out for a drive in our rental car.  Somehow we got turned around and I got lost somewhere out in the desert.  BIG mistake. After about 2 hours of driving aimlessly around, I saw what looked like a bright light near the horizon.  There was a dusty old road that seemed to go that way so we went down it.  Toward the end of the road "something" began to hover over the car and a bright red light shone down on us. I got out to see what it was and the next thing I remember was being inside a large, cylindrical room made out of a shiny metal-- somewhat like stainless steel polished brightly.  I was naked on a table and was face down and restrained.  My hands and feet were immobilized and there was a belt of some sort around my waist.  It held me securely to the table. I cried out loudly for help and shortly after a couple "little guys" came in the room.  They were wearing some kind of plastic-looking suits and they had some-- it looked like-- medical instruments.  The "little guys" pulled my butt cheeks apart and stuck something in there!!!!  I was anally probed!!!! They ran this thing up my ass and back out several times.  They then ran some sort of scanner over my body and they took some of my blood.  I was yelling as loud as I could and that was the last thing I recalled before being back in the car with my wife asking me what was out there. I've never experienced anything like this before.  I reported it to the police but I don't think they believed me.  But it's true!!!  I won't be going back to Vegas for quite some time. img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/lawdog530/Lawdog.gif

You got raped by Devo?

Hey, lawdog's like Ruldoph!

Hey, aren't you the dude with the truck load of money?  I'm in need of a sugar daddy....

Quoted: I just got back from Las Vegas.  Arrived there Thursday afternoon.  Took in a bunch of attractions and played the slot machines. (Note to BeetleBailey-- I lost and didn't clear anything...sorry).  Anyway, on Friday night me and the wife went out for a drive in our rental car.  Somehow we got turned around and I got lost somewhere out in the desert.  BIG mistake. After about 2 hours of driving aimlessly around, I saw what looked like a bright light near the horizon.  There was a dusty old road that seemed to go that way so we went down it.  Toward the end of the road "something" began to hover over the car and a bright red light shone down on us. I got out to see what it was and the next thing I remember was being inside a large, cylindrical room made out of a shiny metal-- somewhat like stainless steel polished brightly.  I was naked on a table and was face down and restrained.  My hands and feet were immobilized and there was a belt of some sort around my waist.  It held me securely to the table. I cried out loudly for help and shortly after a couple "little guys" came in the room.  They were wearing some kind of plastic-looking suits and they had some-- it looked like-- medical instruments.  The "little guys" pulled my butt cheeks apart and stuck something in there!!!!  I was anally probed!!!! They ran this thing up my ass and back out several times.  They then ran some sort of scanner over my body and they took some of my blood.  I was yelling as loud as I could and that was the last thing I recalled before being back in the car with my wife asking me what was out there. I've never experienced anything like this before.  I reported it to the police but I don't think they believed me.  But it's true!!!  I won't be going back to Vegas for quite some time. img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/lawdog530/Lawdog.gif

if you played the slots you didna have to go into the desert to get raped.. slots worst percentage i believe.

Well, Lawdog finally posts something believable.  

from a very believable source right?

Quoted: Well, Lawdog finally posts something believable.

'brokeback lawdog'.

Raped by aliens?
NOW I bet (or at least HOPE) you agree we need a fence at the border.......

Quoted: Back from Vegas... I was abducted and raped by aliens

Um.... sorry to hear about that. Can you file it under workers' comp??

Admit it. You got drunk and this is closer to what actually went down

Quoted: Quoted: Back from Vegas... I was abducted and raped by aliens   Um.... sorry to hear about that. Can you file it under workers' comp??

They were looking for the gun they lost at the dump...

Some people go to Vegas for exactly this reason.

Hey, aren't you the dude with the truck load of money? I'm in need of a sugar daddy....

That would be me... but the settlement papers are still going back and forth between the attys.  If you need a sugar daddy I know just the man for you... XDBACKUPGUN... he's rich and he's a hunk!!!

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Hey, aren't you the dude with the truck load of money? I'm in need of a sugar daddy....

That would be me... but the settlement papers are still going back and forth between the attys.  If you need a sugar daddy I know just the man for you... XDBACKUPGUN... he's rich and he's a hunk!!!

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And you know this from personal experience?

XDBACKUPGUN... he's rich and he's a hunk!!!
You know this from personal experience?

The truth be told, he is poor as a church mouse and ugly as roadkill on a hot Sunday afternoon but I feel sorry for the poor bastage so I'm trying to build his self-esteem.  He always berates me on my posts but I know that with some confidence boosters, he will be swayed to my side.  Just need to be patient, that's all.  I'm sure he would still like you to say "Who's your daddy!!"