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Posted: 1/29/2006 2:09:52 PM EDT

Posted: 1/29/2006 2:11:23 PM EDT

[#1]

That man was fast.

Posted: 1/29/2006 2:21:17 PM EDT

[#2]

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That man was fast.

He's also dead.

Posted: 1/29/2006 2:23:04 PM EDT

[#3]

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That man was fast.

He's also dead.

And therefore nobody can defeat Chuck Norris in battle.

Still, he did TRAIN Chuck Norris. And wasn't Chuck the first white guy to earn a black belt in kung fu/tae kwan do/whatever it is?

Posted: 1/29/2006 2:24:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/29/2006 2:30:59 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
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Woody

Posted: 1/29/2006 2:31:57 PM EDT

[#6]

What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.

Posted: 1/29/2006 2:36:18 PM EDT

[#7]

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What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.

Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me

Posted: 1/29/2006 2:51:06 PM EDT

[#8]

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What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.

Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me

I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....

I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.

Posted: 1/29/2006 3:06:40 PM EDT

[#9]

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What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.

Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me

I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....

I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.

'cause we all wish we were Chuck Norris ....

Posted: 1/29/2006 3:07:33 PM EDT

[#10]

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What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.

Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me

I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....

I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.

It's a man thing.... Sorry

Posted: 1/29/2006 3:15:15 PM EDT

[#11]

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What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.

Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me

I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....

I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.

'cause we all wish we were Chuck Norris ....

BUT he's REALLY ugly... and his skin is like leather... and isn't he like a billion years old now?

Aren't there any young strapping, good-looking men in the up and coming stars worthy of hero-worship?

There's gotta be SOMEBODY?

Posted: 1/29/2006 3:26:00 PM EDT

[#12]

Jet Lee could beat the shit out of that has been actior chuck!!

Posted: 1/29/2006 3:28:41 PM EDT

[#13]

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What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.

Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me

I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....

I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.

'cause we all wish we were Chuck Norris ....

BUT he's REALLY ugly... and his skin is like leather... and isn't he like a billion years old now?

Aren't there any young strapping, good-looking men in the up and coming stars worthy of hero-worship?

There's gotta be SOMEBODY?

The first time I heard/read about the Chuck Norris "thing" was here:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=407546

I simply find it amusing.

Besides we have all recently learned that William Shatner is a worthy contender to the throne.
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=429193

Posted: 1/29/2006 3:30:20 PM EDT

[#14]

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What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.

Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me

I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....

I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.

They secretly want to screw him.

Posted: 1/29/2006 3:34:28 PM EDT

[#15]

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What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.

Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me

I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....

I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.

'cause we all wish we were Chuck Norris ....

BUT he's REALLY ugly... and his skin is like leather... and isn't he like a billion years old now?

Aren't there any young strapping, good-looking men in the up and coming stars worthy of hero-worship?

There's gotta be SOMEBODY?

The first time I heard/read about the Chuck Norris "thing" was here:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=407546

I simply find it amusing.

Besides we have all recently learned that William Shatner is a worthy contender to the throne.
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=429193

Ok, so this is a response I can understand

Shatner... the way he sang (read)" Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".... made me cream my pants... the man is HOT

Posted: 1/29/2006 3:35:12 PM EDT

[#16]

Tony Jaa WILL rule ALL!!!!

www.koreus.com/media/tony-jaa-reims-2004.html

Posted: 1/29/2006 5:03:02 PM EDT

[#17]

My friend's dad said he saw Chuck Norris try to break up a fight with a roundhouse kick once, and he missed and fell on his ass. So I don't think it would take a big man to take him down.

Posted: 1/29/2006 5:06:11 PM EDT

[#18]

I thought it was Chuck Norris and Bill Wallace who taught Bruce Lee?

Posted: 1/29/2006 5:08:41 PM EDT

[#19]

I think this guy could give him a run.

Posted: 1/29/2006 5:10:56 PM EDT

[#20]

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What is it with the Chuck Norris fixation?

It seems a little faggy to me.

Whats with the Glock fixation in the handgun section. Seems a little queer to me

I don't know how you extrapolate "fixation". But yes, I'm a girl, I like a good Glock. How is that queer?

A lot of people on here talk about Chuck Norris. I'm asking why?

I understand the zombie thing, the libtard thing, the pie thing, the sammich thing....

I'm just asking for an explanation of the Norris thing.

'cause we all wish we were Chuck Norris ....

BUT he's REALLY ugly... and his skin is like leather... and isn't he like a billion years old now?

Aren't there any young strapping, good-looking men in the up and coming stars worthy of hero-worship?

There's gotta be SOMEBODY?

Ernie Borgneine