First off, I heard on the news last night that there was a shooting at some bar downtown. The news shows a pic of sign and it's something like Shamrock Pub. Anyway, someone gets shot, the cops get there to interview some of the witnesses. Only thing is, NO ONE IN THE BAR CAN SPEAK ENGLISH.
This morning, a guy I know gets in an accident on the highway. The chick in front of him slams into a wall, he slams on his brakes to avoid hitting her, but the guy behind him hit his bumper and pushed his truck into the chick's car. So we have a 3-car pileup. There was also the car that started this whole thing, a camaro that swerved from the far left lane to exit the highway to the right, thus causing the chick to hit the wall to begin with.
Everyone involved in the accident, except for the guy I know, was illegal, had no license, or insurance.