I believe this is what the news story is trying to say, doesn't go into many specifics...

Call it his 'constitutional' rights?

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Police in a Vancouver suburb reminded residents on Tuesday it was not a good idea to play with a loaded gun while using the bathroom, after a man accidentally shot himself.

A 21-year-old North Vancouver man was facing numerous weapons charges after he shot off one of his fingers while apparently playing with a gun on New Year's Day, according to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

"Perhaps, our mothers never explained to us that it was not a good idea to play with handguns whilst using the restroom. But then again, maybe that was supposed to be a given," the Mounties said in a press release.

ETA:  Forgot story link

Story from Yahoo!

There's a masturbation joke in there somewhere

Let me be the first to say:

What a shitty situation.  Hope he didn't get all pissy about it.

Well there goes my multitasking.

No more field stripping my HK while I do paperwork.  

Quoted: There's a masturbation joke in there somewhere

I was thinking Exploding Poo when i read the title

But what about when the zombies invade what if I am on the throne when they come through the door?  No thanks I am taking my guns with me every time I go, hell they may get me while I am asleep but never when on the throne.

Quoted: There's a masturbation joke in there somewhere

My gun goes off everytime i fiddle with it on the bowl.

Quoted: Let me be the first to say: What a shitty situation.  Hope he didn't get all pissy about it.

LOL!!

that's why I have hidden a gun in a fake wall in my bathroom, in case I ever need it