Why are they letting dumbasses in? Let the people with a few med. issues fill the gap, at least they will be competent.
Also, they should enlist Bubba from the gun show, I heard he single handedly HALO jumped into russia during the 80's from a space shuttle after his door gun ran out of ammo. When he landed he used melterv' coktailers on the Russian tanks, IIRC, he got about 60 T-72's, before escaping through a river pasage way filled with vodka piss.... He leaped out of the water
spraying his FA Mak-90 into the Soviets,
before switching to his uber reliable Hi-point pistol.
(As used by his fellow SEALS) Then he finally stole a soviet jet powered by telepathy(I think this part is a lie, he got it from some movie, but it could happen)
After he bailed out over afghanistan, he claimed that he almost killed osama bin laden, but command told him osama was the leader of resistance to the soviets, so he didn't get him. Then, he hiked through the mountains, (I am lost at this part, you'd think the hiking would keep the weight off him) until he got to friendly lines. And thats just his declassified mission!