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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:19:35 AM EDT
[#1]
Cans of cream corn!
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:20:43 AM EDT
[#2]
lumps of coal, same for Christmas too
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:21:01 AM EDT
[#3]
hookers and blow
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:21:15 AM EDT
[#4]
How about ears of corn? Cough drops? Condoms?
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:21:40 AM EDT
[#5]
Ammo.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:23:13 AM EDT
[#6]
9mm
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:23:21 AM EDT
[#7]
lead
 Honestly I give out "sealed" candy, no loose wrap stuff that ends up in the garbage |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:24:17 AM EDT
[#8]
Dressed they get a peice of Candy.
Not dressed high school punks, they get nothing. Dressed older people with no kids, I call then a prevert and tell them to scram. |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:24:24 AM EDT
[#9]
7.62x39 cheap and the local kids seem to like it
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:25:59 AM EDT
[#10]
A .22 caliber LR cartridge. "Use it wisely," I say... |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:26:41 AM EDT
[#11]
when I was a poor college student I gave them whatever was on hand. Loose change, a box of Corn Pops, deer jerkey, and yes a can of Manwich (once).
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:27:32 AM EDT
[#12]
I remember when i was a kid when i went trick or treating i always loved the houses that gave quality stuff snickers 3 musketeerss kitkats etc... Now thats all i give quality stuff.. I Hardly talk to my neighbors anyway but the kids love me!
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:28:30 AM EDT
[#13]
Beer.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:28:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:30:06 AM EDT
[#15]
That would just be wrong! It looks like a candy wrapper. Kids probably think its a fruit roll-up or somthing till they bite it. ETA get the flavored ones and you might get them to chew on it for a minute or two. Till their parents see them "blow a bubble" |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:31:28 AM EDT
[#16]
They could blow it up like bubble gum!
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:32:27 AM EDT
[#17]
Jennings and Loricins.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:33:14 AM EDT
[#18]
#1 Wait for others to leave.
#2 Turn off porch light and let dog know its ok to bark at anything that moves out front. #3 Then I can have all the candy in the in the house for my self
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:33:59 AM EDT
[#19]
The only kids who trick or treat in my neighborhood are bussed in from the city. I don't leave my porch light on.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:36:35 AM EDT
[#20]
Eggs and Beer
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:37:39 AM EDT
[#21]
Apples with razor blades.
Usually something that I want leftovers of - milky way or candy corn. I remember this one guy would give out a few pennies when I was a kid. Pennies??? WTH are you supposed to do with that? |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:38:46 AM EDT
[#22]
Used berdan casings.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:41:27 AM EDT
[#23]
I park car in garage, turn off lights, make it appear like nobody's home, dont answer the door.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:43:57 AM EDT
[#24]
Being that I have lived in apartment complexes, we don't get any trick-or-treaters.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:44:34 AM EDT
[#25]
+1 The local kids don't even trick or treat here anymore. They usually have a party or something. There are hundreds of kids out, but they ain't from around here. It pisses me off. They should stay in their own neighborhood. |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:47:51 AM EDT
[#26]
In the past 5 years I have had exactly 3 kids come to the door.
It's hell living at almost the end of a 3/4 mile dead end road. |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 10:54:02 AM EDT
[#27]
"Popcorn balls"........like caramel popcorn, only made with cooked molasses and lumped together into nice spherical shapes. It's some good shit. Of course I always make plenty of extra ones, otherwise the trick or treaters would get very little, as I love the damn things.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 11:00:20 AM EDT
[#28]
They never show up here.  But, I might pick up some cans of Red Bull just in case. 
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Posted: 10/6/2005 11:05:54 AM EDT
[#29]
Ex-lax.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 11:13:52 AM EDT
[#30]
The past few years my town has set either the saturday before or after halloween (depending on what day it falls on) for trick or treating and has the police stop anyone that does it on halloween
 I don't give out anything because of this, the tradition is to hand out candy on halloween, not some other day randomly picked by the town.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 11:15:26 AM EDT
[#31]
Sure are a lot of cheapo's here.
We give out the little candy bars, like snickers, milky way etc... When I was a kid, if a house didn't hand out candy it probably got its windows soaped. Not saying I ever did it, but it did happen. |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 11:23:47 AM EDT
[#32]
+1 to "that's some good shit." |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 11:28:06 AM EDT
[#33]
I'm thinking about handing out info sheets on Teutonic Religions.
A little nature religion / heritage / honor your ansestors, info card.  A history of pagan celebrations co-opted by the Christians.  |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 11:33:05 AM EDT
[#34]
 Eight Balls
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Posted: 10/6/2005 11:33:45 AM EDT
[#35]
I always stock up on candy but no kids (seriously ... last year 0 kids) come to my place.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 12:15:10 PM EDT
[#36]
Nothing. They don't come to the door, cause we leave all the lights out and the curtains drawn. No fuss, no muss.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 12:38:20 PM EDT
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If I am not working, I go out with my kids; no one shows up at my house anyways. If I am working, I usually buy a dozen bags of candy and pass it out as I drive around. Good PR.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 12:43:18 PM EDT
[#38]
Kids in costumes get candy.
Surly teenagers with no costumes get beef bullion cubes.  |
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Posted: 10/6/2005 12:55:49 PM EDT
[#39]
People bring their kids from all over to come to my part of the city, as all of the big houses are here, and they think they will score big, which they do. When I was little, I could fill two or three pillow cases in less than an hour. One house close by gave out 'king-size" candy, not the little bite-size
.Snoop Dog lives less than 3 min from my house  I could walk there easy. I wonder what he give out for candy, little kid sized joints? I would not be surprised.
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Posted: 10/6/2005 12:58:12 PM EDT
[#40]
Water balloons from a distance. I call it a "trick".
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Posted: 10/6/2005 1:19:47 PM EDT
[#41]
10 points for "job applications" - very funny.
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