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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:13:41 AM EDT
I can't stand the guy. Aside from being an absolute momma's boy (Mom is sending him 3 boxes of candy, chips, and other stuff a WEEK) he has the most skewed view on Criminal justice I've ever seen in my 3 semesters here at the college. He even went as far as to call gun owners future mass murderers
 .Please give me advice on how to convert him from his sin and debauchery or get him out of my room. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:16:11 AM EDT
[#1]
Take a dump on his pillow at least once a day. Before long one of you will be relocated.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:16:32 AM EDT
[#2]
Every college freshman is a moron. You could try beating it out of him, or eating his candy.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:17:06 AM EDT
[#3]
Find a new room mate.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:17:20 AM EDT
[#4]
time for some gun poster in the room
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:17:26 AM EDT
[#5]
Tell him that you are a gun owner. Then later on casually mention that cooked human flesh smells a lot like pork.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:18:03 AM EDT
[#6]
Confront him with reason, logic, and facts.
Three things that a liberal is in short supply of. When he offers an opinion, ask him what facts he bases it on. Everybody has an opinion. It takes some effort to know what you are talking about. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:18:42 AM EDT
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Go make friends elsewhere. Spend your time at the gym, the library, in class, and out at parties. No need to stay in your dorm for more than eight hours a night plus fifteen minutes in the morning. Why would you want to waste your time changing this guy? |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:18:46 AM EDT
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Impossible without the RM's approval. I hung a picture of myself shooting my SKS at the range and he went off about how "Men only buy guns because they have small wangs". I busted a nut when I heard that. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:19:18 AM EDT
[#9]
Try to take him shooting. If he pansy's out then he is lost and there is no hope. Just take him to shoot .22 the first time. not big "scary" guns.
Also, get him drunk and laid... he sounds WAYYYY too serious. Ahhh, and after the "small wang" comment that Freud quote works best....A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." Sigmund Freud, "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis". In otherwords, you are rooming with a virginal girl, who is afraid of her own penis. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:20:25 AM EDT
[#10]
They are all morons. Some of them may think that of you. Its a great big diverse world out there full of very different people. Its gets even more interesting once you get into your career.
CWO |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:22:04 AM EDT
[#11]
Shoot, shovel, shut-up?
 As you said though, the problem is that he is a momma's boy. They are all pussified losers and a write off as far as I am concerned but if you want to exert the effort to try to mobilize his rudimentary testosterone output you might try to gradually bring him over to manhood. Who knows? In a year you might even get him to the range. My son started college this year and they even have a shooting range in the basement of the athletic center which is awesome. I want to go back to college!!! |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:22:14 AM EDT
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Why is it you're on the defensive side before the conversation even started?
Turn it back on him. Make HIM answer why he feels he should not follow one of the basic guidelines of our justice system, guilty before proven innocent. He's basically saying that 2 out of 3 households in America are future criminals, logic would prove that this isn't true. Go into the converstaion on the offensive and not the defensive, your letting him control the converstaion. This is a common tactic of the liberal mindset. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:22:14 AM EDT
[#13]
I did confront him with the truth but he simply shut up and refused to comment. I am now know as the "future mass murderer" and "Gun nut" in my room. My other 2 roommates don't care, although one of my roommates friend's thinks I'm a commie because I don't like Most American guns  (I do own a Garand though, so maybe I'm only a Commie sympathiser instead of a full fledged DU/Moveon commie rat bastard) |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:24:06 AM EDT
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I live on campus and I have NO place to store my rifles-storing them in the car isn't a viable option, and I can't store them in the dorm rooms. Getting a pass to go to the gunrange would be like fitting a hippo through a toilet. Very hard to do. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:26:22 AM EDT
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I hope to hell you mean busted a gut. Cause bustin' a nut doesn't mean what you seem to think it does 
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:26:34 AM EDT
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Ask him to cite a source for that observation. Then when he's got that dear-in-headlights look because he has no source hit him with Freud's observation of how fear of weapons is a sign of "sexual retardation". |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:27:11 AM EDT
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I'm not a really talkative person and I tend to keep to myself...however, I did leave several www.wnd.com articles on his bed that sort of disproved his statements he made the other night. What also sucks his that his dad is supposedly a JAG lawyer. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:28:25 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:29:52 AM EDT
[#19]
WHoops. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:34:01 AM EDT
[#20]
While he is arguing with you, whip it out and start beating off.
One of you will be relocated within a week. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:35:26 AM EDT
[#21]
I would take this a step further and start lodging complaints with the university against the diversity policy. Your offended and threatened by his comments, right? Use this PC crap to your advantage. Additionally, watch your six. The last liberal I worked with that rabid of an anti gun attitude ended up flipping out, destroying some server hardware, and attacking me with a keyboard of all things. Popular to contrary belief, they are VERY capable of violence. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:40:28 AM EDT
[#22]
leave a declaration of war on his desk- include a list of grievances. then use your imagination- college rules!
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:40:35 AM EDT
[#23]
If he's not reasonable and still keep labelling you as 'future mass murderer', then tell him that he's the first to go...when your switch 'future mass murderer' is on. 
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:44:25 AM EDT
[#24]
fadedsun, I thought you were in TX?
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:45:47 AM EDT
[#25]
Tell him you fantasize about sodomizing him. That oughta do it.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:50:46 AM EDT
[#26]
Suck it up and be glad you didn't go to Oberlin...it could be a LOT worse...
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:50:54 AM EDT
[#27]
Just another idea. Watch PCU again and pay attention to how Jeremy Pivens character treated his roommate.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:52:42 AM EDT
[#28]
Is killing him in his sleep an option??? |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:55:19 AM EDT
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"Looking for a cheap AK of any type, any country, milled stamped, tooth picked to use in a test. Do not expect the rifle to shoot the same after the test if you loan it to me. It might not be safe to shoot at all and should probably be used only for parts.
Please IM me for details." you could have him shoot the ak with out the recoil spring. 
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:00:12 AM EDT
[#30]
shoot his ass! |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:02:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:05:54 AM EDT
[#32]
Better think through all the possible outcomes of this before embarking down this road. CWO |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:06:17 AM EDT
[#33]
No one has said "Draw down on him" yet? Well I'm saying it. Draw down on his ass.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:17:59 AM EDT
[#34]
Freshman? 60% chance he won't be there next year.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:20:37 AM EDT
[#35]
You could always just show him, in a non gay way, and prove him wrong.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:21:58 AM EDT
[#36]
Put a large bottle of ether on your desk and leave gay porn strewn about.
There will be one of two responses. Either way, you'll have a new roommate by weeks end. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:22:49 AM EDT
[#37]
Get off on being told you have small pee-pee?
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:23:28 AM EDT
[#38]
I was. I'm in FL for school...and nothing else! |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:23:59 AM EDT
[#39]
Start wetting the bed...
...his bed.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:28:40 AM EDT
[#40]
Porn is illegal at the school and will get you kicked out. Yep. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:37:48 AM EDT
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You go to that Pensecola Bible school right?
I also went to a Chrsitian college and it never ceased to amaze me the kind of people that you'd find there. At least ours wasn't nearly as strict as yours. I don't know how you put up with all that crap. I feel bad for you man. ETA: And you're able to get onto ARFCOM from school? Ours blocked sites like this (of course that didn't stop us from still getting through )
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:38:40 AM EDT
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Ask him if that's true, why is he pissing you off? He's probably a very weak person, and if you scream at him he'll do your bidding. Example: fadedsun: Vaccum the floor Roommate: but... fadesun: CLEAN THE GODDAMN FLOOR YOU USELESS PILE OF CRAP! roommate: oookay. You either get a slave, or he'll leave. Remember, most anti-gunners are weak people. That means they exist to do our bidding. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:39:34 AM EDT
[#43]
Shoot
Shovel Shutup 
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:39:47 AM EDT
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O.K. then, how about teletubbies? Can you start collecting teletubbies? O.K. Here's your answer: 1. Put a big bottle of baby oil next to your bed. 2. Hide a can of doughnut glaze, every morning put a teaspoon full in some wadded up kleenex. Leave it strewn about the room. 3. Constantly put the picture of his mother on your pillow. If possible, obtain a picture of his mother and make copies. Write love notes on them and leave them in plain view |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:41:55 AM EDT
[#45]
Another option is to go get a watermelon.
Paint a smiley face on it. Talk to the watermelon. Have conversations with it. AT ALL COSTS REFUSE TO DISCUSS THE WATERMELON WITH YOUR ROOMMATE. One day, push the watermelon out the window, and leave a suicide note blaming your roommate. Go to the RA and accuse your roommate of murdering the watermelon. This usually makes them do a room change. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:45:30 AM EDT
[#46]
He should put a glory hole in the watermelon. That will expedite the whole process. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:47:05 AM EDT
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I wonder if he asks the watermelon to tell his room mate to go away, if his room mate will go away?
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Posted: 9/28/2005 10:51:04 AM EDT
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Fool around with girls on the top bunk while he is "asleep" on the bottom, then wreck his car just before Spring Break. Worked for
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Posted: 9/28/2005 11:07:43 AM EDT
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Men are not designed to live together, just remain strangers, rooming with friends is the worst way to end up enemies, so just start out enemies and don't do anything together and you will get along separatly just fine.
Sharpen large knives a lot in the room. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 11:09:47 AM EDT
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Ehe girls' aren't allowed into the dorms. And I memorized your signature for my BI-102 quiz last semester 
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