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Posted: 9/28/2005 7:21:13 AM EDT
a parole officer is knocking on the door of the house across the street.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 7:24:06 AM EDT
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The fugitive division of the local po po is scowering through the neighborhood looking for a criminal. And yes, it happens where I go to college at once a week. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 7:27:02 AM EDT
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When you are walking your dogs with your wife and you have to assist a police officer who is alone, wrestling on the sidewalk with a parolee a block from your front door. (Yes, this happened to me, yes, I moved ASAP.) The best part was when the dirtbag saw my wife first, thought from her appearance that she was a bleeding heart liberal, (she is actually a former Deputy Sheriff) and said "will you please help me? To which she replied "Shut the Fuck up you loser". I was so proud.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 7:28:31 AM EDT
[#3]
 She's a keeper. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 7:32:01 AM EDT
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Yes indeed. For an engagement gift she gave me a Glock 27. I try to stay on her good side.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 7:39:51 AM EDT
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"My neighborhood is so rough, our church has six commandments and four do-the-best-you-cans."
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Posted: 9/28/2005 7:40:14 AM EDT
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you think thats bad? HA
this bank robbery happened 4 blocks away a few weeks ago www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/08/03/bankrob.html the money from the robbery was recovered on my block and the swat team went door to door up the entire block. It was so bad, the cops blocked me from driving to my own house since armed officers were searching the area. Cops also drop by the whore house across the street all the time, but can't bust them for some reason... you live in a nice area, a few nights ago a self proclaimed OG tried to steal the neighbors hookers and went into a violent rage on my front porch, so consider yourself lucky only parole officers come by. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 7:49:05 AM EDT
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Why is he still breathing?
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Posted: 9/28/2005 7:59:54 AM EDT
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That's nothing, our church organ can be converted to a Katyusha in under 5 minutes. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 8:01:41 AM EDT
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I dont fear the people in my neighborhood. I fear the animals. Bears, mountain lion, coyotes etc.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 8:02:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/28/2005 8:06:16 AM EDT
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Mmanwitgun Member Joined :: September 2002 Post Number :: 5430 CT, USA <------Liberal state they would have probably ran him in for murder 
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Posted: 9/28/2005 8:10:10 AM EDT
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Actually my current state is OH |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 8:14:52 AM EDT
[#13]
Care to break em down for us?
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Posted: 9/28/2005 8:15:33 AM EDT
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After he woke me up with his yelling I stepped outside with my glock in the hip just incase he attempted to destroy my personal propety, but according to my roomate he ran off moments before. Thankfully the hookers across the street threatended to call 911 and he bounced. |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 8:18:34 AM EDT
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I can't make it to my car without having to buy three candy bars.
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Posted: 9/28/2005 8:28:25 AM EDT
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Burst of laughter followed by red face, hard breathing, then almost rocked out of my rotary chair on that one and cost the city a workmans comp case, I was laughining so hard.  
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Posted: 9/28/2005 8:57:26 AM EDT
[#17]
Classic!!! That's gotta be a Rodney Dangerfield quote. Shorty |
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Posted: 9/28/2005 9:09:46 AM EDT
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wow, sounds like you live in that shithole they call the City of Cincinnati. SOrry to hear that. IF Detroit wants to buy a APC with drug money, why doesn't the City of Cincinnati buy a AC-130 for keeping the locals in place? |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 6:53:29 AM EDT
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I used to live in an apartment complex where I shoved some teen-age Democraps for selling marijuana. It was a wonderful foot chase with me calling the police dispatcher on my cel phone while running after the two little Democraps. Ah, those were the days.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 6:54:35 AM EDT
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Parolees live in just about every neighborhood |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 7:02:31 AM EDT
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hahaha 1 cop!! hahahaha you haven't seen shit!!!
About 6 years ago I moved into an apartment complex in a new city. They looked decent, and seemed to be in a good neighborhood. Boy was I wrong, as soon as the sun went down it was a completly different place, and I was stuck there for 6 months due to the lease. The last month I was there I went to check my mail, I rounded the corner and saw about 20 SWAT team members in an unmarked bread truck, putting gear on. Needless to say I didn't get my mail that day. I turned around and headed for my truck to cruise around the city for a few hours. |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 7:03:15 AM EDT
[#22]
Man oh man you got to get to a better part of town. |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 7:04:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2005 7:16:28 AM EDT
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Let's see....
My next door neighbor brought over home-made cakes. The german couple across the street gave us a key to their house so we could use their pool. The neighbor behind us came into our backyard to fix the fence his dog ate, and left an apology note. We accidently left our garage door open, so another neighbor borrowed a neighbor's car to park in our driveway to make it look like someone was home. Don't think I'm moving anytime soon.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 7:53:51 AM EDT
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screw that, most other parts of cincy are boring as hell. Here there are restaurants, bars, the UC campus, etc, etc all within walking distance. The only part as good, but non ghetto is the gaslight district which costs mucho cash. I may be right by vine street, but its all good. 
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Posted: 9/29/2005 8:04:08 AM EDT
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Yeah, I suppose you're right about that.
AND... you moved here from the combat zone of CT, so you're content with Clifton. Hartford makes Clifton look like Martha's Vineyard. |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 3:10:49 PM EDT
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Niiiice... what part of town is this so I'm sure to never live near there?
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