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Posted: 9/21/2005 10:04:46 AM EDT

[#1]

Is God pissed at us??

No. just at the ungrateful, immoral liberal's!

Posted: 9/21/2005 10:42:29 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
which god?

sorry I'm pagan

I'm sorry that you're pagan, as well.

That makes two of us!

Eric The(Agreeable)Hun

Posted: 9/21/2005 11:25:32 AM EDT

[#3]

Modog tugs his weiner------[b"]giving my wiener a tug every once in a while,"

Reminds me of "Something About Mary" FRANK AND BEANS, FRANK AND BEANS !!!!!!

Posted: 9/21/2005 11:52:29 AM EDT

[#4]

God knows it's a struggle,
God knows it's a crime,
God knows there's gonna be no more water
But fire next time.

--Bob Dylan

Posted: 9/21/2005 1:01:29 PM EDT

[#5]

Rita is the 17th named storm of the Atlantic hurricane season, making this the fourth-busiest season since record-keeping started in 1851.
The record is 21 tropical storms in 1933.

Counting Rita, seven hurricanes have hit or passed near Florida in the past 13 1/2 months.

But the hurricane season is not over until Nov. 30.

Posted: 9/21/2005 1:06:01 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
God knows it's a struggle,
God knows it's a crime,
God knows there's gonna be no more water
But fire next time.

--Bob Dylan

Mark down this date.

Its the FIRST time I've ever been able to understand anything associated with Bob Dylan.

"Haaa duh it feel...ta be all lone....like rollin' tone....."

Posted: 9/21/2005 1:06:57 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
From my copy of the 'Owner's Manual' (also known as 'the Holy Bible'):

There were present at that season some that told him of the Galilaeans, whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices.

And Jesus answering said unto them, se ye that these Galilaeans were sinners above all the Galilaeans, because they suffered such things?

I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.

Or those eighteen, upon whom the tower in Siloam fell, and slew them, think ye that they were sinners above all men that dwelt in Jerusalem?

I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.

The Gospel of Luke, Chapter 13, verses 1-5

From this we learn that bad things happen in this world, to both the righteous and the unrighteous, and that, as life is so haphazard, we are to constantly look to God for Our Salvation and Hope of Eternal Life.

God created gravity.

This, however, doesn't mean that when an 18 month old baby falls to its death from a 5th story balcony, that God willed that the infant die.

There is a physical world out there that is, at times, very dangerous, brutish, and unforgiving.

There is a God out there Who is always kind and benevolent, and eternally forgiving.

Eric The(ForgivenOfMuch)Hun

but there is one sin god will not forgive!!! ever!!!

Posted: 9/21/2005 1:07:47 PM EDT

[#8]

No, Bush didn't sign the Kyoyo Treaty, remember? That's what's causing all this.

Posted: 9/21/2005 1:33:02 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
but there is one sin god will not forgive!!! ever!!!

Voting Democrat?

Posted: 9/21/2005 1:35:27 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
but there is one sin god will not forgive!!! ever!!!

Voting Democrat?

No.

Being stupid.

Too stupid to recieve a free gift.

Its just unforgivable.

Posted: 9/21/2005 1:38:12 PM EDT

[#11]

God is going to BITCH slape us to the straits of hell!! You will resect his authorita!

Posted: 9/21/2005 1:40:47 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
God is going to BITCH slape us to the straits of hell!! You will resect his authorita!

Slape?

Resect?

Maybe the slap will improve your spelling.

Posted: 9/21/2005 1:57:27 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
God is going to BITCH slape us to the straits of hell!! You will resect his authorita!

Slape?

Resect?

Maybe the slap will improve your spelling.

It sure as hell wont improve your looks.

Posted: 9/21/2005 2:13:03 PM EDT

[#14]

Perhaps He wants this to serve as an object lesson displaying how a liberal/welfare mentality population and a stand-up conservative population handle the same problem. I think the differences could be pretty clear.

Or maybe He just really dislikes Ray Nagin... isn't his new house somewhere over there?

Posted: 9/21/2005 2:14:41 PM EDT

[#15]

Its just nature. If god was pissed he would just stike people dead on the spot. Some lightening would come down and fry you or something, or you would just die.

Posted: 9/22/2005 4:06:19 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
God is going to BITCH slape us to the straits of hell!! You will resect his authorita!

Slape?

Resect?

Maybe the slap will improve your spelling.

It sure as hell wont improve your looks.

Naaahhhhh.....not worth the keystrokes.

Posted: 9/22/2005 4:07:00 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Or maybe He just really dislikes Ray Nagin... isn't his new house somewhere over there?

Now THAT's funny.

Posted: 9/22/2005 4:23:44 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
God is a kid with an ant farm.

Now there's a sig line if I ever saw one!

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