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Posted: 9/16/2005 12:42:51 AM EDT
www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html
Unreal. It's amazing that with so much stupidity, that life expectancy for men averages around 72 years of age. LOL. Edited to add, this is not something you want to let your kids read...unless of course you have a 13 year old son. Then perhaps it will save him from a similar fate. LOL. 
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Posted: 9/16/2005 12:54:27 AM EDT
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I don't want to know how you found that.
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:01:48 AM EDT
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Never fear, it was a link provided in a chat room. It wasn't something I actually went in search of. LOL. Hell, I am not sure what combination of words you'd need to type into google to find such a thing anyway. |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:03:06 AM EDT
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Oh My and I thought I had trouble. I difinately believe I need to supervise my teenage son better...or maybe I dont?
 Patty |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:05:48 AM EDT
[#4]
 I don't yet have kids, but after reading that, I hope that when I do have kids, the means is available to freeze them somehow (like Buck Rogers) when they turn 13, then allow you to release them once they turn 21. That could greatly make life easier for the parent. LOL. |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:07:37 AM EDT
[#5]
that sucked.
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:09:18 AM EDT
[#6]
lol boys are easier than girls [so far]. I like the freezing idea. I just hope the poor boy doesn't go blind. I think I can swing for glasses though. Patty |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:29:40 AM EDT
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OMFG!
ROFLMAO! I gotta send that to a buddy! |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:38:59 AM EDT
[#8]
Is this true?
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:41:50 AM EDT
[#9]
You know I was thirteen a couple years ago and I never got my intestines sucked out of my ass.
Must be an East Coast thing. |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:47:26 AM EDT
[#10]
Liked Fight Club better.
Chuck Palahniuk lives in Portland, OR. This town is full of twisted motherfuckers. |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:48:59 AM EDT
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Chuck Palahniuk
Gayer than say....Christmas????  Also wrote the book Fight Club. |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:49:04 AM EDT
[#12]
In a way, I hope that it is. The only thing worse than actually having something like this happen is to actually dream up such a story that isn't real. Either way, he's a seriously sick bastard. |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:55:23 AM EDT
[#13]
Yea I dont think you could make something like this up. |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 2:08:38 AM EDT
[#14]
Dear LORD
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Posted: 9/16/2005 2:58:54 AM EDT
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ahh comeon if its true he's ahero,,a survivor
look atthe shear detrimination to live,, he ate his own asshole to survive,, who here would do that..... what a fuckin mess... man what the hell do these kids think of lol
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Posted: 9/16/2005 3:28:33 AM EDT
[#16]
Is that possible? We need a medical opinion. Where's ARDOC?
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Posted: 9/16/2005 3:38:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2005 4:02:31 AM EDT
[#18]
Yeah, we need an MD's input. I'm a trained EMT, but this goes well beyond my level of expertise. LOL. |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 5:03:46 AM EDT
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There is a Chinese herbal medicine procedure for hemorrhoids that is somewhat similar. 1. Prepare bamboo tube with knotted fresh goat intestine on the tube’s end. (makes a kind of balloon on a straw) 2. Insert device in to the patient’s back door, then inflate. 3. Pull out device and hopefully the intestine will come out, too. 4. Apply medicine to hemorrhoids, and then push tube and intestines back in. One can only pull out about 5 inches though. For the record I have never done, recived, or seen this treatment 
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Posted: 9/16/2005 5:13:45 AM EDT
[#20]
Side story... a kid that grew up in my neighborhood was busted out in his parent's camper doing the carrot trick... only it was a cucumber.
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Posted: 9/16/2005 5:15:01 AM EDT
[#21]
Like a train wreck - its hard to avert your eyes once its started....
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Posted: 9/16/2005 5:34:44 AM EDT
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That is the most disturbing thing I ever read. Oh my God... |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 5:41:15 AM EDT
[#23]
not for me! I kinda lost interest very early on...don't need to be thinking about ANYTHING going up a 13 year old boy's butt. I'm sure it's amusing, but the mental imagery just ain't working for me. 
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Posted: 9/16/2005 5:48:37 AM EDT
[#24]
Very possible that it is true. There is a photo of a guy who blew out his large intestine while weight lifting . There are also cases of where small kids get stuck to the suction holes and have the stomach and stuff messed up.
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Posted: 9/16/2005 5:51:18 AM EDT
[#25]
that was sick
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Posted: 9/16/2005 5:53:29 AM EDT
[#26]
One of my wife's girlfriends had an anal prolapse (I'm sure it wasn't THAT bad) after she gave birth to her kid last year.Funny you don't imagine this happening to wealthy, good looking, educated people.
BTW.. that was a great read 
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Posted: 9/16/2005 6:04:17 AM EDT
[#27]
!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 9/16/2005 6:05:55 AM EDT
[#28]
+1 These are memories I do not need. |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 6:09:14 AM EDT
[#29]
Well, I don't want breakfast anymore. Does anyone want my sausage links and runny fried eggs?
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Posted: 9/16/2005 7:26:09 AM EDT
[#30]
SNOPES is your friend |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 7:31:25 AM EDT
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! NSFW! NSFFW! |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 7:42:51 AM EDT
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Welp, it looks like it's time for a nice hot steaming bowl of menudo.
AB |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 7:59:44 AM EDT
[#33]
I can't believe I went throught that whole thing.
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Posted: 9/16/2005 8:17:01 AM EDT
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Aww hell why did I click on that??!! |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 8:40:58 AM EDT
[#35]
First it's the text link, and then I just had to click on the Snopes link....
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Posted: 9/16/2005 8:47:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2005 11:39:27 AM EDT
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I'm not a doctor, but I was a lifeguard in high school and college, and from my experience working in pools, cleaning pool drains, etc. I can tell you that a pool drain does not have that much suction power. I spent plenty of time diving down to the bottom and sticking my hands in pool drains cleaning out leaves and other crap that get's lodged in them and I never got stuck or felt enough suction that i would think anyone could get stuck no matter how he or she was ...positioned...on the drain inlet. I did however hear the urban legend about this happeneing to a little kid in the baby pool many times. I've just never heard or read the story with as much detail as this guy put into it. Funny as hell, but definitely twisted that he thinks up this stuff. |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 11:50:21 AM EDT
[#38]
Thats the author of fight club and choak. Chucks work is both funny and really evil. I think that is some material from his latest book. If you think thats disturbing try reading fight club and choak.
Chucks a good author he just suffers from a slight case of insanity |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 11:56:06 AM EDT
[#39]
crazy imagination
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Posted: 9/16/2005 12:03:41 PM EDT
[#40]
What does his sister getting pregnant have to do with anything?
I just don't buy it. |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 12:11:58 PM EDT
[#41]
That's why pool snow have to have 2 drains, so if you cover one, the other can make up for it without sucking your guts out.
Happened to a little girl in a wading pool years ago.... |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 12:14:04 PM EDT
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That is going out in a mailing list from me
that was soo damned funny  Reminds me of a freind in Highschool who stuck his dick in the blower of his parent's hot tub, it was not hard when he stuck it in, the water made it hard, then he could not get it out I still remind him of that every so often.... |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 12:16:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:12:26 PM EDT
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The pool drain business is possible. I was working in a hospital (many moons ago) when a 3 year old was brought in with this exact injury from a wading pool drain. The mother had removed the childs diaper and he got stuck on the drain. He didn't survive.
This LINK is not the one from above. It is just one I found in a quick Google search. |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:18:33 PM EDT
[#45]
That is fucked up.
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:28:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:37:05 PM EDT
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So do I have this right?
Some dude shoved a veggi up his cornhole. Some dude put some wax in his peter Some fag put his bung hole on a suction pump and sucked himself out. Is that the jist of it? |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:43:27 PM EDT
[#48]
This story was printed in Playboy a few years back. Methinks it is fiction.
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:45:54 PM EDT
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HEHEHE
"That used to be my worst fear in the world: my teenage virgin sister, think¬ing she's just getting fat, then giving birth to a two-headed, retard baby. Both heads looking just like me. Me, the father and the uncle. In the end, it's never what you worry about that gets you." |
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Posted: 9/16/2005 1:54:32 PM EDT
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Sperm floating around....sister swimming....getting pregnant...getting close? |
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