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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:14:05 PM EDT
I can't believe the day has finally come! I'm overcome with joy!
www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63416   carry on... |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:15:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:16:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:17:55 PM EDT
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[whistling]  [whistling]
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:18:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:18:33 PM EDT
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KnobCreek had the shits last weekend.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:20:38 PM EDT
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crackbaby?
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:22:32 PM EDT
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C-section baby. Gonna screw up that lovely tummy.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:23:21 PM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:25:58 PM EDT
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Who
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:26:43 PM EDT
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I can't find my "who gives a fuck" flag.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:27:31 PM EDT
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Damn that was quick.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:28:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:28:43 PM EDT
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Didn't even know she was preggers. Dang kids gonna grow up with issues.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:39:19 PM EDT
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.... ........
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:39:38 PM EDT
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So?
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:41:14 PM EDT
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Poor kid doesn't have a chance.
He'll have money, but nothing else... No class, no intelligence, nothing. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:44:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:48:05 PM EDT
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Lucky for him that in America, money is all you need. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:49:11 PM EDT
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At least he won't be a "ho" like his mother.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 3:50:31 PM EDT
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It's official, Britney's a MILF.
 HS1 |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 4:01:29 PM EDT
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A C-section, with those gigantic hips? That's weird. Probably hospital afraid of a lawsuit...
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Posted: 9/14/2005 4:55:04 PM EDT
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Like she can't afford to have that "fixed". |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 4:59:22 PM EDT
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A future coke addict and convenience store robber is born. 
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:00:22 PM EDT
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I bet she keeps the weight on.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:01:55 PM EDT
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damn the kid is barely out and you guys are calling him a felon already. Precrime division predictions?
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:01:59 PM EDT
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 Just like 6+ Billion other women have done. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:04:21 PM EDT
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Yup.......she's gonna be a big one in a few more years.......picture a blond Kirstie alley who smokes and drinks like a fish.......... |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:04:53 PM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:08:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:09:24 PM EDT
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Whoopdee damn doo-doo! I think I will celebrate by clipping my toenails and going to sleep. I am a real party animal. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:11:42 PM EDT
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That is what Mike Tyson thought 
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:11:45 PM EDT
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And this is importanr; Why ?
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:18:07 PM EDT
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The kids odds are expressable in mathematical notation by the FU formula, as part of the F*cked Up scale: M(gm X gf) 2 + D(obm X ic) 3 + TF = KFUF M = Mother gm = f'ed up grandmother gf = f'ed up grandfather D = Daddy obm = other babies mamas ic = illegitimate children TF = Trust Fund KFUF = Kid's F'ed Up factor According to my calculations, Britney's kid is going to be exactly 13.7% less F'ed Up than Michael Jackson's kids, and 22.4% more F'ed Up than Madonnas kids. This is not a suprise as Madonna's husband doesn't have as high of an idiot factor as Britney's. Britney and Madona's idiot factor is very close. Though Britney hasn't posed nude in a sex book yet, both she and Madonna have feigned masturbation on stage, so that pulls them about equal. Madonna's age also plays a factor, as she will be dead sooner in her kid's lives than Britney, limiting their exposure to her I factor. Signs are encouraging as she recently fell off of a horse.... |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:19:25 PM EDT
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Great. Another spoiled brat has been brought into the world.
Bet the kid's first word will be "therapy". |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:26:10 PM EDT
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No, she's a ho-bag. |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:31:09 PM EDT
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Problem is that Mike Tyson still has people tripping over themselves to loan him money....... |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:33:32 PM EDT
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WTF... not a week old yet, and the kid is already a spoiled brat??? |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:35:27 PM EDT
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I can imagine the alternate ending scene in Butterfly effect where Brits kid is trying to kill him self in the womb before he has to go out and see mommy and the boy wonder. Poor kid.. at least he will be rich, money cant but you love but it can buy lots and lots of therepy.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:37:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:39:22 PM EDT
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Why can't you just be happy for the bitch!? |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:41:04 PM EDT
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I'll take "things I couldn't give a rat's ass on fire about" for $1000, Alex.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:49:19 PM EDT
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I'd still let her sister nail me....if that means anything.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:51:41 PM EDT
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Sadly, you are totally correct... 
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Posted: 9/14/2005 5:56:04 PM EDT
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Eh, I'd let her give me a blumpkin http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 6:00:50 PM EDT
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So how long before the first pics of her in a tubetop with the baby on her hip and a cig dangling from her bottom lip?
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Posted: 9/14/2005 6:02:24 PM EDT
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Are they certain of the father?
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Posted: 9/14/2005 6:11:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/14/2005 6:13:26 PM EDT
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www.nzherald.co.nz/section/6/story.cfm?c_id=6&ObjectID=10345694
A better source than the National Enquirer.... |
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Posted: 9/14/2005 6:24:37 PM EDT
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She chose that so she wouldn't have to endure labor.
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Posted: 9/14/2005 6:40:12 PM EDT
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will Madonna be the God Mother?.....I could only expect it
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