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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:22:04 AM EDT
Well, somehow this LCpl in the USMC is sitting in his OIC's chair, doing work on his computer... Think he would be mad?
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:23:03 AM EDT
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change his desktop to a army logo
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:27:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Fat as you start to stand up, it will be trapped in the cushion and the next time he sits down he'll think he shat himself.
Kharn |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:32:50 AM EDT
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 Even better, change the entire desktop theme to something pink/purplish, and add a really really gay desktop wallpaper. |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:36:15 AM EDT
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I like my boss but if I didnt ?
Have you ever dropped the handset for the phone and it landed in your lap ? What would happen if you fly was open and this happened ? |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:37:27 AM EDT
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Change his PC so that whenever he clicks on something or opens something, it plays "Hooah" through the speakers.
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:43:41 AM EDT
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Come on guys, you know a LCpl would NEVER do any of those things to his OIC... especially one that will pick up Cpl before the years over...
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:49:50 AM EDT
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Change his wallpaper to Spongebob Squarepants.
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:51:16 AM EDT
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 Kharn |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 6:51:37 AM EDT
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Remember the Hamsterdance website?
Download the song from it. Make that the song it plays whenever anything happens. Mouse click, open program, minimize. He'll either a)Go insane b)Enjoy it and drive eveybody else insane. When my buddy did it to me, it ended up going option B. My roommate almost killed me. |
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Posted: 9/13/2005 11:40:42 AM EDT
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Yeah, so it's approaching the end of the day, and I'm still sitting at his desk, working... some of the time.
One of the GySgt's even told me I look good at this desk, and maybe I shouuld sit here tomorrow too. I told him I might just make it the rest of the week. Of course, my OIC is on leave, so I think I can get away with it... Ah the joy of being the only one who knows your job...
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Posted: 9/13/2005 11:55:04 AM EDT
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Nah, do something even more demented, and harmless.
Pull him to the side and ask him, "I kept doing my work, but several porn screens kept popping up. I'm not sure why. I closed them, but you might get it checked..?" He'll live in fear of a pop-up everytime another person is in his office. And... you did nothing to harm/injure his computer.  TRG |
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