User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 3:41:40 PM EDT
                www.examiner.ie/breaking/story.asp?j=62010585&p=6zxyx87x&n=62010875&x= Michael Moore checks in at fat farm Maverick film-maker Michael Moore has enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week (€3,119 a-week) celebrity fat farm in a bid to loose weight. The Fahrenheit 9/11 director has booked into the Pritikin Longevity Center And Spa in Aventura, Florida, where he is learning to cook healthy meals and will undergo "life re-education", according to PageSix.com. Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 5.4 kilograms (12 pounds) during the first three weeks. |
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 3:44:36 PM EDT
[#1]
Where is Aventur Florida? Maybe I can get over there and get some pics.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 3:47:21 PM EDT
[#2]
www.pritikin.com/contact/contact_Location.shtml  ETA: Plug "Aventura, FL" into Google Earth and it will take you RIGHT TO the Pritikin Center. 
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 3:48:21 PM EDT
[#3]
Moore is reportedly aiming to loose 5.4 kilograms (12 pounds) during the first three weeks.
What a dumb ass. For 15 bucks he could buy a copy of The Scarsdale Medical Diet book and lose 12-15 pounds in 2 weeks. Of course, you can't just screw up your will power and stop stuffing your face. You have to spend 3 grand to have someone show you how to say no. Won't work. He'll regain. And he'll always be a fathead, anyway. |
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 3:49:06 PM EDT
[#4]
It won't change his socialist mind though.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 3:56:13 PM EDT
[#5]
Does 'life re-education' include shock treatments? How about good ol fashion ass whoopins'?
How about sticking needles in his eyes while you play the Hamas anthem over and over? It's a good thing I don't work there....he'd get 'life re-educated' thouroughly and with absolutely zero chance of recidivisim. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 4:04:46 PM EDT
[#6]
I dare you disgrace a pig like that!
 |
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 4:11:16 PM EDT
[#7]
Yeah...but then he would only have himself to blame, which is unacceptable for the Libtard mind. When he doesn't lose weigh at the fat-farm, he'll blame the fat-farm. |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 4:14:59 PM EDT
[#8]
He could take a shit and lose 12 pounds.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 4:15:31 PM EDT
[#9]
South Bronx Paradise Diet, baby!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:03:54 PM EDT
[#10]
he should be on a steady diet of cyanide
|
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:11:38 PM EDT
[#11]
Please don't insult pigs, they are a nearly perfect animal
 Compare him to what he is, a maggot/rodent cross. |
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:15:04 PM EDT
[#12]
Cut off his head. That'll do it. |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:27:12 PM EDT
[#13]
Whats with the MM avatar? |
||
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:30:14 PM EDT
[#14]
What kind of idiot needs to go to a special spa for this kind of thing?
Everyone knows what to eat and how to excercise... we just DONT do it. - BG |
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:31:57 PM EDT
[#15]
I had the avatar first. MM used it as a role model later. He hasn't had an original idea since he figured out how to mix chocolate with corndogs.
|
|||
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:33:30 PM EDT
[#16]
Those pigs are a hell of a lot better looking and probably smell a hell of a lot better too!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:41:05 PM EDT
[#17]
I live in Aventura, a small "City of Excellence" as they call it that is about 2 square miles in area. I live just a few blocks away from where he is staying. I can see the Pritikin Center from my balcony. You coudn't pay me to hang around there to take some pics, however, I ocassionally "visit" a girl who lives in the same building. It's an upscale luxury condo in Turnberry Towers. Ugh, the thought of actually having to see him if/when I may go by and visit her while he's here. I can already imagine seeing him doing laps around the world famous Turnberry Golf Course, aka Country Club Drive. It's were everyone runs, jogs, walks for excercise, and I'm know that Pritikin utilizes this trail as part of their program. I do have a camera in my car, and if I ever see that fat ass rolling around the 'circle', I'll be sure to stop and take pics and post! |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:41:46 PM EDT
[#18]
I wish he'd "check out" there too, if you know what I mean.
Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll buy the place. Nudge nudge, wink wink. |
|
|
|
Posted: 8/25/2005 5:50:26 AM EDT
[#19]
From www.lonestartimes.com/
|
||
|
|
|
Posted: 8/25/2005 5:53:32 AM EDT
[#20]
BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 8/25/2005 5:56:14 AM EDT
[#21]
Nope, he would gain weight. The hot air in that big bag with ears has a lift of, oh say, 15 to 20 pounds... |
||
|
|
|
Posted: 8/25/2005 9:12:10 AM EDT
[#22]
Balcony, huh? At what range would....nevermind.
|
||
|
|
|
Posted: 8/25/2005 10:52:20 AM EDT
[#23]
Not that I like the guy, but itsn't it kind of a cheap shot to make fun of the man's weight?
That said, I would love to organize a great, big barbeque right next door to the facility, and set up large fans blow the odor through their windows. |
|
|
|
Posted: 8/25/2005 11:00:31 AM EDT
[#24]
Maybe Katrina will blow that fat fuck away. |
|
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
