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Posted: 8/20/2005 3:58:17 PM EDT
I am eating The crunchy style Cheetos right now. I CHALLENGE anyone to convince me that these greasy, crunchy nuggets of saturated fats are not the ULTIMATE in chip-type snak foods.
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Funyuns. Strange little circles of crispy, oily delight, and they taste nothing like onions. Yet, they do with anything
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I beg to do differ, it has to be fritos scoops and chesse to dip them in
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Funyuns are a great choice, as they are patently offensive to the pallet. Also to nutritionalists. I find them annoying becasue they chafe the roof of my mouth. My wife voted for Muchos, but, I simply cannot take pouring salt straight down my mouth. |
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Party foul, sir. If your snacks must rely on DIP, or cater to DIP they are disqualified. |
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The new Salsa flavored doritos. I lick the stuff off then eat them. Yum!
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Goon,
How are you going to pick fake cheese that sticks to your fingers versus the real thing. |
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I will not comment on your obvious issues. They are rampant. Doritos are a good choice. HOWEVER! I think they are simply a dressed up derivitive of Rico tortilla chips. If you have to dress up your tortilla chip with flavor, it is fundamnetally lacking. Now, some may find this a Dichotemy, with my love for cheese flavored goodness, however, the Cheeto is a stand alone snack. I admit they have the "hot" variety, but, I'm not including that one, which, I feel is an abhorent misuse of the Cheeto. |
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Stand alone snack. Adding things to it is like admitting failure. |
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Combos. Fake cheese surrounded by crackery goodness.
Too bad they're so hard to find around here. |
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Good entry. I like em. |
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You are just sore about the OK TX thingy. |
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You are ALSO adding things to crunchy fatty goodness. I will admit the viability of tortilla chips and salsa. My wife's salsa is the best ever, hands down. I consume a great deal. HOWEVER There is a bigger isssue at stake here: The stand alone, superior snack. |
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My boss always eats Fritos and ketchup. He claims it tastes like shrimp!
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I will be nice to Okies when you guys stop whupping UT every damn year in football. That said. You suck. |
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Combos, you philistine.... Are PRETZELS and DIP! Your entry is disqualified. |
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Small pieces of fried chicken, whereover you obtain them.
Chicken = good fried chicken = more good |
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Your boss must be from Oklahoma. |
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Sir, I understand and respect your choice. They are, however, disqualified. They are meat. Well.... Somwhat meat. Disqualified. Thank you for playing. |
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It's all packed into one tiny package! Whatever, man. You've already decided you're going to win, ya Cheeto-favoring bastard. |
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Your choice is good. HOWEVER Diqualified. "Chip" type snacks do NOT include fatty, doughy goodness. |
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Sir, do not carry on like a sissy-girl when your corrupted snack food is exposed. It's not dignified. |
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No, he's not from Oklahoma. He is from Germany. Be careful what you do while eating those Cheetos or you'll wind up with an orange dick! |
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At least it will be flavor-covered, unlike while eating Fritos with ketchup. |
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DQed?? I request a review. Your criteria were
I'll see your grease, cruch and nuttetized saturated fat, and raise you MEAT, the ultimate food. Would this insanity go so far as to include spray cheese in the 'dip' category? It is its own food group! |
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Why does a dog lick his balls? Because they were flavor covered! |
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Dear sir, Please read the FULL description of said competition. "Chip type" is listed in the criteria. You are carrying on like a sissy-girl. Your choice is obviously out of bounds, and, sub standard. You are a bad person. |
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There is no need to get personal |
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I do sincerely apologize, sir. I missed that aspect of the prerequisites.
No, I am not. I am carrying on as a drunkard.
You can't handle the competition
Yes. But I eat better this way. I bid you good day, sir, and good luck with your handicapped snack competition. |
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I'm down. Thank you for playing. I wish you and, your beverage of choice well. |
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Thank you, sir, for providing a well thought out and appropriate response. Certainly you are not from Oklahoma. I will admit your choice is a formidable one. You are a dangerous man, obviously. Cheesy goodness trumps your (Fat, fried in fat) Choice. I will be keeping a watchful eye on you. |
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Yes....yes...good....good. The children have gone off to play and, now the serious contenders are in the house. You are a dibolical opponant. I will, answer with "Cheesy goodness" What say you? |
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I believe your criteria is a stand alone snack,with no additives.Pork rinds are delicious with no additives of any kind,unlike your crunchy cheeto's,which have to have a cheesy type flavoring to mask the foul and bland taste of deep fried corn meal. Not too mention the telltale signs left behind from eating cheeto's.Yellowish stains on your clothes and fingertips.Pork rinds are a deliciously clean food. You must reconsider your criteria,or change my entry to Pork rinds smothered in Tobasco. |
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The playful shape and delicious taste will have you reaching for more.
Try all of the flavors – Original, Nacho Cheese, Smokin’ BBQ, Southwest Ranch, Chili Cheese and Old El Paso Salsa. Good with beer, too. G |
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Sir, Cheetos are a stand slone snack, as the cheesy goodness is inherant. "CHEEtos" Do not cheapen your heroic argument with additives. |
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You trouble me sir. Bugles are, indeed a admirable and, flexible opponant. I shall not consider different flavors, though I respect the utility of said chip. ......................................................................... .............................................................................. Sir...Well done. I respect your choice, and, will admit defeat. Bugles are clearly the standa lone champion of snacks. *My sword* |
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Arise, I will not accept your sword. Keep and you may join the Bugles Army and together we will defeat the users of dips and flavorings!
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I wonder how many of the posters in this thread have a cholesterol of 300+.
I like pretzels. |
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Holy Shit!!! This has to be one of the most hillarious exchanges I read here in a long ass time! |
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They are not bad persons. They are merely ill-informed. I shall follow your flag. |
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You will be first agasint the wall when the reveloution comes. |
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Good for AR..... Inappropriate response to a question. I often take swipes at our barbaric neighbors fron the north Thank you for adding your inappropriate response to a duel between snack food gentlemen. |
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So what happens when you place small Cheetos inside the opening of Bugles, and eat them together?
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