How to Handle a Liberal College student who likes to protest war…



Peace Rally 101

What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid Naive

Hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why Force is sometimes needed:



1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "Peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation".



2) engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate.



3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"



4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just

cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."



5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.



6) When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake

and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."



7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.



8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.



Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that

sometimes it is necessary to fight back.

cs grenade

::calls to bartender:: "Somebody get this man a beer, I like this guys attitude!"

Here's a w00t to b00t!

That justification definitely works when we are utilizing force to combat an enemy attacking us.

We did do just that with Afghanistan.

Iraq is not so clear.

Hum, the three S's come to mind... shoot, shovel, shutup.

That's GENIUS!!  


You can use your time in jail in write the definitive guide on "How not to get pounded in the ass"

If it's a cute hippy girl, just tell her that you're a man who knows nothing but the pain and death of war, and you need to get in touch with your "inner peaceful self" and ask her if she can help you.

The only way known to really work?



Repeat until you're feeling peaceful... at least for the hour or so afterwards.

Quoted: That justification definitely works when we are utilizing force to combat an enemy attacking us. We did do just that with Afghanistan. Iraq is not so clear.

Especially if you are a dumb ass

1.) Need Nixon
&
2.) Need National Guardsmen

I liked this approach better.

How did I know that punching would be involved?

Quoted: How did I know that punching would be involved?

Well, it's not a full power shot from Squatdog.

Quoted: Iraq is not so clear.

The actions of the terrorists in Iraq make it crystal clear.  If the terrorists did not think Iraq was a major front on the GWOT, they wouldn't be there.  Don't you think the terrorists would strike us where our soldiers weren't at?  But the fact that they keep pouring into Iraq shows that invasion was a wise decision.  If we're going to kill and capture terrorists, it's best done overseas instead of at home.

If you see liberal chicks protesting the war, tell them to pull up their shirts/skirts to protest President Bush! Why pay for Girls Gone Wild when disaffected college chicks at the protest line can do it for free?  Post the pics here afterwards, thanks.

good way to handle those flea infested Ipod types!