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Posted: 8/14/2005 2:48:04 PM EDT



Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:51:36 PM EDT
[#1]



ETA: first!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:53:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Ohhhhh, yeeer goin' t' hell fer that one!

-Storm
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:53:37 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:54:34 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:55:04 PM EDT
[#5]
Very disturbing*






*but a GOOD kind of disturbing
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:55:15 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:55:18 PM EDT
[#7]


Oh man, what did Zhukov do to piss Sarge off...



- BG
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:56:27 PM EDT
[#8]
Forty two thousand posts later...........I wonder what his first post was?


Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:57:05 PM EDT
[#9]


Tuesday's edition should be interesting...
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:58:35 PM EDT
[#10]
For some reason, I thought Va-Gunnut was going to be in this issue.

Danny
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 2:58:48 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Forty two thousand posts later...........I wonder what his first post was?





Can't remember...but I know it got locked.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:05:41 PM EDT
[#12]
lol how come the inventor in the walmart jeep story didnt get named?? ahahaha isnt that the "clean" guy??
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:08:17 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
lol how come the inventor in the walmart jeep story didnt get named?? ahahaha isnt that the "clean" guy??



ssee tag line
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:11:19 PM EDT
[#14]
Pretty good...PRETTY DAMN GOOD LAD!!!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:19:07 PM EDT
[#15]
Nice!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:24:16 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Pretty good...PRETTY DAMN GOOD LAD!!!



I am thinking of printing it out and passing them around at the local starbucks.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:24:30 PM EDT
[#17]
You be crazy!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:24:31 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:29:56 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Forty two thousand posts later...........I wonder what his first post was?





Can't remember...but I know it got locked.

Sgat1r5



Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:30:03 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:30:33 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:32:53 PM EDT
[#22]
I love the format!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:36:10 PM EDT
[#23]


Always a good read.....

Thanks for the laughter, sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:41:41 PM EDT
[#24]
Good stuff
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:51:10 PM EDT
[#25]
Nice

FREE
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 3:57:24 PM EDT
[#26]
You're calling him FredM instead of Clean_Cut for once.

Another good one. Better than your last one.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:00:26 PM EDT
[#27]
tag
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:04:17 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:04:59 PM EDT
[#29]
Oh man, your stuff is just getting better and better all the time.  
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:06:17 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
You're calling him FredM instead of Clean_Cut for once.

Another good one. Better than your last one.




But he had me posting from Austin....I even changed my Avatar but I still can't lay low.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:06:56 PM EDT
[#31]
BASTAGE!  

Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:07:48 PM EDT
[#32]
Excellent, you know, Mr. Avila should think of salarying him

I wanna go to CrawChevy!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:09:04 PM EDT
[#33]
Now that's funny.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:09:28 PM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:11:32 PM EDT
[#35]
MrsClean4Hire's story:


I can see MrClean doing this right now:


MrClean should get into the "pimp my ride" business except with Jeeps!

Yo MrClean,


pimp my Jeep!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:12:29 PM EDT
[#36]
Great as always Sarge!!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:13:27 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
MrsClean4Hire's story:


I can see MrClean doing this right now:


MrClean should get into the "pimp my ride" business except with Jeeps!

Yo MrClean,


pimp my Jeep!



If you had a cleaner vagina I would pimp you instead
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:15:12 PM EDT
[#38]
BTW, if anyone wants to submite a humorous news story just IM it to me and MAYBE I will include it in a future edition.

You will get credit, but I reserve the right to edit it.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:16:16 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
MrsClean4Hire's story:


I can see MrClean doing this right now:


MrClean should get into the "pimp my ride" business except with Jeeps!

Yo MrClean,


pimp my Jeep!



If you had a cleaner vagina I would pimp you instead


WTF?!

I'm a guy, here's proof:
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:18:05 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
MrsClean4Hire's story:


I can see MrClean doing this right now:


MrClean should get into the "pimp my ride" business except with Jeeps!

Yo MrClean,


pimp my Jeep!



If you had a cleaner vagina I would pimp you instead


WTF?!

I'm a guy, here's proof:deej.zoto.com/img/45/65f9e4cb109069c178ed5aadcffbf51f-.jpg




Thats your proof?




Boy did you fuck up, posting a pic of yourself in Sarge's newspaper thread.  
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:20:37 PM EDT
[#41]
That looks like a girl with a fake stache
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:21:11 PM EDT
[#42]
(old Mr. Clean theme)
Mr Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease
in just a minute

cuts a jeep off, goes on ARFCOM,
gets written up by sergeant

Mr Clean! Mr Clean! Mr Clean!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:21:45 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
That looks like a girl with a fake stache



Clean_cut you never could figure out sex could ya boy.  
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:23:00 PM EDT
[#44]
Once again....

It's August 14th, Sarge. Fix your watch.  
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:55:12 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
I'm a guy, here's proof:deej.zoto.com/img/45/65f9e4cb109069c178ed5aadcffbf51f-.jpg



you are gonna regret posting that..........

SGatr15
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 4:59:13 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm a guy, here's proof:deej.zoto.com/img/45/65f9e4cb109069c178ed5aadcffbf51f-.jpg



you are gonna regret posting that..........

SGatr15


I have a feeling he's starring in the next showing, in GI Joe form.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:00:31 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm a guy, here's proof:deej.zoto.com/img/45/65f9e4cb109069c178ed5aadcffbf51f-.jpg



you are gonna regret posting that..........

SGatr15


I have a feeling he's starring in the next showing, in GI Joe form.



Stand by for photoshopping.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:01:18 PM EDT
[#48]



Hey, is that SP1grrl next to me?
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:03:20 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm a guy, here's proof:deej.zoto.com/img/45/65f9e4cb109069c178ed5aadcffbf51f-.jpg



you are gonna regret posting that..........

SGatr15


I have a feeling he's starring in the next showing, in GI Joe form.



I can gurantee he will be in the next edition...maybe as a stalker

SGatr15
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 5:04:22 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm a guy, here's proof:deej.zoto.com/img/45/65f9e4cb109069c178ed5aadcffbf51f-.jpg



you are gonna regret posting that..........

SGatr15


I have a feeling he's starring in the next showing, in GI Joe form.



I can gurantee he will be in the next edition...maybe as a stalker

SGatr15


Stalker? WTF?
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