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Posted: 8/13/2005 2:19:47 PM EDT
[#1]
Dead flies under the cheese, that is all I'm saying.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 2:41:07 PM EDT
[#2]
just curious but could it have been some one else was anyone else there check all the offices maybe da cow wasnt the thief maybe she brought her own...but if she took it get your revenge....
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Posted: 8/13/2005 2:43:06 PM EDT
[#3]
It's time to make those famous exlax brownies. Bet after she steals a couple of those
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Posted: 8/13/2005 2:43:37 PM EDT
[#4]
you did read the original thread didnt you? case in point:
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Posted: 8/13/2005 2:50:02 PM EDT
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yes but you didnt say if anyone else was there or if you checked any other offices thats why i was curious |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 2:54:07 PM EDT
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there was a total of 4 people in the building, myself included. one has a desk where I can watch her from my desk, another works on the other side of the building and the only way to get to the frige is to either walk by me, or go outside and enter using his RFID card at an entrance which would let me see him enter on the security console, then there is the cow in question. her office is less than 20 yards from the frige, which is why I know it was her who did it.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 2:58:26 PM EDT
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smear the inside of the air vent in her office with limburgur (m/s) cheese......
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Posted: 8/13/2005 3:00:29 PM EDT
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Take something of hers next time, or sprinkle a ton of tabasco and cayenne pepper on the pizza next time. She'll get the hint. Well, hopefully.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 3:01:05 PM EDT
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If she wants the pizza so bad, give it to her. Leave the left overs in her desk. She'll get the point.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 3:04:48 PM EDT
[#10]
Plenty of good ideas, pick one and then report back!
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Posted: 8/13/2005 3:12:12 PM EDT
[#11]
Cover it with Ex-Lax next time.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 3:17:37 PM EDT
[#12]
Next Pizza can become a trap. www.utmb.edu/setpc/ipecac.htm
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Posted: 8/13/2005 3:43:15 PM EDT
[#13]
This coffee tastes like shit. It is shit, Austin. So it's not just me! |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 3:49:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Why didn't you say something to her you big chicken? Bawk, bawk bawk!
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Posted: 8/13/2005 3:53:42 PM EDT
[#15]
need to take a more subtle yet more effective approach. Slide on up to her next time you see her and start a conversation about how you are tired of people stealing your food but that you really got them back with what you did to the last pizza you put in the fridge. Tell her that you just can't believe they ate it and didn't notice the smell! It'll will drive her crazy not knowing.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 3:55:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Take a shit on her desk and leave the stained toliet paper in her wastebasket.
Or...next time...put laxative all over your pizza when you put it away...then she'll learn! P.S....ya know what I find...I work in facilities for the energy company...and I find women plug up the toliets alot more than men do (if ever). At least 3-4 a week I get a call saying that a womens bathroom toliet is plugged. I rarely get a call saying that a guy plugged a shitter...why is this? |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 3:58:28 PM EDT
[#17]
that right there would piss me off to no end. someone eating my goddamn food. I got angry just reading that shit. Fat whore from hell. Got cut her head off and skin it then leave the bleeding skull out in the open for everyone to see!!!!!! at least that's how I feel. |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 3:58:59 PM EDT
[#18]
reading is fundamental |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 4:19:42 PM EDT
[#19]
If she wants the pizza bad enough, give it to her. Eat a huge amount and puke on her.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 4:36:58 PM EDT
[#20]
Take it to HR, theft is no laughing matter, if she'll bag your pizza no telling what she is stealing from the company. Make sure you put it to them that way and next time you will be calling the police.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 4:47:52 PM EDT
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Simple. Take only the ones with seals still intact. Personally, I would've scribbled on your note beneath your writing: "I pissed in one too! Have a nice day!" 
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Posted: 8/13/2005 5:07:14 PM EDT
[#22]
Walk into her office and ask her if she would mind not stealing your fucking pizza
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Posted: 8/13/2005 5:16:46 PM EDT
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She didn't actually eat the piece of pizza. It's warming in her fat folds for later consumption.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 5:28:09 PM EDT
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There's an unwritten rule at the firehouse I work at (probably applies to all firehouses): if it's left unmarked (as in no note or something written on the box claiming it), and left in the fridge when the next shift is coming on, then it's open game for anyone who wants it. If it is marked and it's not there when you return for your next shift, then God have mercy on thier souls.... there will be retribution. And I'm talking about 8 evil bastards who have nothing better to do with thier free time than to scheme and plot revenge.
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Posted: 8/13/2005 6:10:41 PM EDT
[#25]
BIG TIME! |
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Posted: 8/13/2005 6:11:53 PM EDT
[#26]
Common where I used to work leave it sitting and it will always be gone, leave an opened Coke someone would take it.
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Posted: 8/14/2005 1:37:42 AM EDT
[#27]
Ex lax brownie time bro .
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Posted: 8/14/2005 1:45:27 AM EDT
[#28]
An invite to the nearest Car Wash is in order.
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Posted: 8/14/2005 2:01:45 AM EDT
[#29]
I'm thinkin' the big girl likes Ya
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Posted: 8/14/2005 2:20:44 AM EDT
[#30]
Get some pepper spray and hose down her desk.
She'll be burning for weeks. |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 2:31:58 AM EDT
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I have got to send a few people over there to learn a lesson in NOT taking what's not theres. give a guy a few tips? All that comes to mind are these. 1-Tell the higher UP's. 2-addatives to the pizza (namely Ex-Lax). 3-Give her the bill for the stolen food, inflating the price for delivery and such. Not to mention the effect of disgruntled employees get when their food is stolen. Stealing other people's food is still stealing. One day food then next day who know what. As it was proven time and time again, small time thevery leads to larger scale thevery. |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:22:15 AM EDT
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If you bring it up to HR, what are they going to say about you being in her office in the first place? You said you went in with keys you had. Is going into her office part of your job duties or will you catch hell for going in? I'd keep that in mind when deciding how to handle it.
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:38:56 AM EDT
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Why not take the dirty paper plate from her trash and write a polite message on it about respecting other people's property and leave it on her desk?
You may wish to xerox the note in case she claims it was some form of sexual harrasment (as IF). hock.gif Remember, in today's workplace, anything you say may be held against you. efxguy |
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Posted: 8/14/2005 6:54:36 AM EDT
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Now that is a perfect solution. If that doesn't work, I'd lace it with epicac, you know the drug that makes you vomit to purge poison out of your stomach. I did that in college to a bastard who would take everyones stuff in the common dorm fridge. heeheheheh. The bastard was exceedingly rich too, that was extra annoying that he would steal. 
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