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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - is Keith Richards dead or is he undead?

Posted: 8/10/2005 2:46:18 PM EDT

he sure looks like a zombie....

Posted: 8/10/2005 2:47:14 PM EDT

[#1]

GIVE ME THE PRECCIOUSSSS!

Posted: 8/10/2005 2:48:41 PM EDT

[#2]

We all want to look like Keith when we grow up, right?

Posted: 8/10/2005 2:48:44 PM EDT

[#3]

Reminds me of this :

Posted: 8/10/2005 2:48:59 PM EDT

[#4]

They draw blood from Kieth to make antidotes for over 100 known diseases!

Posted: 8/10/2005 2:55:04 PM EDT

[#5]

The undead do live.......

Posted: 8/10/2005 2:55:22 PM EDT

[#6]

"Heroin: It's not just for breakfast anymore..."

Posted: 8/10/2005 3:05:09 PM EDT

[#7]

Man, talk about death warmed over..

Did someone dig him up and microwave him to room temp?

Ops

Posted: 8/10/2005 3:07:25 PM EDT

[#8]

more evidence....

Posted: 8/10/2005 3:08:19 PM EDT

[#9]

I think he's still in the incubation period for zombiehood.

But it can't be much longer...

Posted: 8/10/2005 3:37:56 PM EDT

[#10]

Did he really go through 2 livers?

Posted: 8/10/2005 3:39:18 PM EDT

[#11]

Zombie. Shoot him in the head.

Posted: 8/11/2005 12:39:25 AM EDT

[#12]

"I do know this one thing: I know that there is a cure for whatever biological weapons they'll send over, and it lives in Keith Richards."

Posted: 8/11/2005 1:29:31 AM EDT

[#13]

I would say zombie, but the rolling stones have alot of money, so maybe a robot.

Posted: 8/11/2005 2:10:35 AM EDT

[#14]

ya know that could be just some serial killer wearing Keith Richards skin.

i do kinda notice a resemblance.

Posted: 8/11/2005 2:17:52 AM EDT

[#15]

Let me just be the first to say; "so what is the best round for a Keith Richards then?"

At least you'll only need one (magazine).

/PHil

Posted: 8/11/2005 3:19:33 AM EDT

[#16]

If approached, go for the head

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:33:29 AM EDT

[#17]

They Walk Among Us....

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:35:15 AM EDT

[#18]

The Rolling Stones have become a parody of the Rolling Stones.

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:39:45 AM EDT

[#19]

Paint It Black!!

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:49:23 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I think he's still in the incubation period for zombiehood.

But it can't be much longer...

Thats what I am thinking, he has the virus alright but for sme reason it is taking him longer to fully transform.

Posted: 8/11/2005 5:16:09 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
The Rolling Stones have become a parody of the Rolling Stones.

That is the truth...and now, after all these years of staying out of the fray, they're gonna be jumping on the Bash Bush Bandwagon with a forthcoming little screed, apparently.

Posted: 8/11/2005 5:24:19 AM EDT

[#22]

"He cannot be killed by conventional means."

Yes kids, this is what a lifetime of drug and alcohol abuse will get ya.

Posted: 8/11/2005 5:26:20 AM EDT

[#23]

He pre-embalmed.

Posted: 8/11/2005 5:27:20 AM EDT

[#24]

I agree with Denis Leary on the matter - kids are waiting for KR to die so they can smoke his ashes.......

Posted: 8/11/2005 6:03:04 AM EDT

[#25]

"If nuclear war were to ever happen, two things willsurvive: Cockroaches & Kieth Richards".

(With apologies to the comedian who originally stated the theory)

Posted: 8/11/2005 12:09:29 PM EDT

[#26]

I dunno, but Mick's career will die if he keeps up the anti-bush $hi+...

M4-AK

Posted: 8/11/2005 12:24:51 PM EDT

[#27]

KR is a primary example of how drugs can really f**k you up.

A little late for the Stones to jump on the bash-Bush bandwagon....we've had our fill of it thanks to Greenday.

Posted: 8/11/2005 12:28:10 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
He pre-embalmed.

I was going to say "pickled"

Posted: 8/11/2005 12:34:18 PM EDT

[#29]

KR is a prime example of how drugs really arent bad for you at all, even Heroin........
And they make you pretty...

Posted: 8/11/2005 12:48:53 PM EDT

[#30]

I'm thinking Vampire.

Posted: 8/11/2005 12:55:54 PM EDT

[#31]

more pics...

Posted: 8/11/2005 3:54:18 PM EDT

[#32]

Is it true you can kill them with Silver Guitar Picks??

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:10:25 PM EDT

[#33]

before Ozzy, Keith the original poster child for abuse

Posted: 8/11/2005 4:31:25 PM EDT

[#34]

"Oh man! I went to the Stones concert a few weeks ago! GREAT seats! I was so close to the stage that I could actually see the Grim Reaper standing next to Keith Richards!" ~ Drew Cary

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