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Posted: 8/1/2005 5:18:16 AM EDT

I thought this thread would be fun for the whole ARF family (or more likely, banned inside 3 hours).

C'mon you all remember those days... the Fuck You Arock photoshop campaign, The MARPAT debacle (about which I still missed the fireworks), The Beekeeper's greatest hits, and so on.

Tell us your favorite one(s) and feel free to add a synopsis to fill in those who were left out.

Tell us about your favorite troll/banned asshole who kept us all in stitches

or

If you were one of the uncool who were left out of the loop feel free to ask what was the deal with...?

HAVE FUN!!!

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:28:39 AM EDT

[#1]

TheRedGoat/ilikelegs photoshop smackdown from 2+ years ago. That was awesome, especially the one with TRG in the shower with a naked Yasser Arafat. Those pissfests led unintentionally to the whole F-U Arock thing.

Oh, and the back rub thread. Some guy opened up a thread with a statement like "So I was getting a backrub from my friend Steve.....", then went on to his topic. Everyone went "Whoa, whoa, whoa-stop. Your MALE friend was giving you a backrub?" It was all downhill from there.

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:32:01 AM EDT

[#2]

Pissing match?

well theres was that one time where I pissed continuously for 4mins, 39secs

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:33:57 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Pissing match?

well theres was that one time where I pissed continuously for 4mins, 39secs

What was the challenger's time?

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:36:09 AM EDT

[#4]

tag

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:36:36 AM EDT

[#5]

I count myself among those who actually saw the Range Report photos during the hour or so they were online.

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:37:31 AM EDT

[#6]

Back in 2003 we had some real doozies. Specifically, in the months of January and February.

Yes, I remember.

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:47:28 AM EDT

[#7]

I liked the underwater bump fire thread.

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:49:27 AM EDT

[#8]

The "Hook, Line, and Sinker" award goes to "Can anyone take a full power shot from me?"

Out-flipping-standing.

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:50:50 AM EDT

[#9]

The flaming backpack story, bar none. "You cant bring fire on the plane!!"

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:52:15 AM EDT

[#10]

Anybody remember the "Jourami" thread?

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:52:28 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
The flaming backpack story, bar none. "You cant bring fire on the plane!!"

+1

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:56:21 AM EDT

[#12]

McUzi rant.

Posted: 8/1/2005 5:58:34 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
McUzi rant.

That was "special."

Classic.

Unique.

Legendary.

Posted: 8/1/2005 6:13:34 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:
The flaming backpack story, bar none. "You cant bring fire on the plane!!"

+1

Yeah, I still think of that one and it still cracks me up...

Posted: 8/1/2005 6:19:00 AM EDT

[#15]

A few come to mind:

Blaze-of-Glory phone call to the ATF.

Underwater bumpfire thread

Any thread being locked at the mention of the word "MARPAT"
IBTL

ETA: "draw down" threads being locked. OH, THE INSANITY!!!

Posted: 8/1/2005 6:24:07 AM EDT

[#16]

I always liked LordTrader's "Post without posting" series of pRon... I don't think I ever did get to see the end of the spin the bottle series.

ETA: I also liked Treetop's flaming backpack and was there the night of the range report, but they were already mentioned.

Posted: 8/1/2005 6:25:05 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Back in 2003 we had some real doozies. Specifically, in the months of January and February.

Yes, I remember.

<-----I must have missed those...

Posted: 8/1/2005 6:28:36 AM EDT

[#18]

probably the most recent was the AZHTF spilling into GD

Posted: 8/1/2005 6:30:10 AM EDT

[#19]

The hardest I ever laughed was at that that guy who posted about crapping so hard at the restraunt that it hit the walls. Oh, and I remember him puking in his shorts, while on the can. He needed a mop, bucket, and a change of clothes. It was some kind of macaroni dish, as I recall.

That one was a masterpiece.

Posted: 8/1/2005 6:37:47 AM EDT

[#20]

Oh... And the whole Fear Factor series was alot of fun. God I laughed hard at those. members getting patted down by the cops, dressing in drag, and eating bugs and tampons (you know who you are). That was well worth the prizes I donated to the cause.

Posted: 8/1/2005 6:41:20 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
probably the most recent was the AZHTF spilling into GD

Oh yeah!

Let's not forget the classic "I had to draw down on a punk today" thread either!

Posted: 8/1/2005 6:54:13 AM EDT

[#22]

Blaze_of_Glory and Cyanide wre my greatest triumpts!!

Posted: 8/1/2005 6:56:02 AM EDT

[#23]

Wing Hunt. Some guy posted that he would go on wing hunts at the restaraunt he worked at. They would 'find' and extra wing or two instead of making fresh ones at closing time or when they were really busy. Some guys got pissed because they ate there and fowarded the link to the restaraunt. The guy got fired.

My friend is giving me an M16. Some kid went on and on about how his friend was giving him an M16 because he had so many. The kid got an ARFcom spanking including postings of his own pictures of him on top of a mountain of airsoft junk.

Posted: 8/1/2005 6:56:18 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Oh... And the whole Fear Factor series was alot of fun. God I laughed hard at those. members getting patted down by the cops, dressing in drag, and eating bugs and tampons (you know who you are). That was well worth the prizes I donated to the cause.

The LOSER of the final two KISSED A LIVE ALLIGATOR!

If THAT gives you noobs any idea of what the contest was like!!

Sgat1r5

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:07:28 AM EDT

[#25]

I recall the post about the guy pretending to being blind and riding the bus to go vote, with his "seeing eye dog" a chihuaha? and a buddy, to piss off the libs. Very funny stuff, and he posted other crazy things he had done.

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:15:00 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
I recall the post about the guy pretending to being blind and riding the bus to go vote, with his "seeing eye dog" a chihuaha? and a buddy, to piss off the libs. Very funny stuff, and he posted other crazy things he had done.

It was a Seeing Eye CAT!

Sgat1r5

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:22:40 AM EDT

[#27]

Anyone remember the very quickly and unjustly locked "Tactical Nasty" thread?

I was laughing in bed last night thinking about it!

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:22:43 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Blaze_of_Glory and Cyanide wre my greatest triumpts!!

Cmon, who doesn't miss BOG???

TXL

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:27:49 AM EDT

[#29]

Bread

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:30:04 AM EDT

[#30]

Wow...reading through all of this, I realize that I've missed all the good stuff. All we have around here now is a bunch of 'Waaaaaaa' threads.

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:38:07 AM EDT

[#31]

1. Range Report.

2. BOG

3. Backrub

4. The "self-inflicted injuries" thread

5. Fear Factor.

Honorable Mentions: Thread covering minute-by-minute events of the "Senate Vote On AWB Renewal (Mar03)" & "The Final Countdown To AWB Sunset (Sep03)".

(I wasn't here for LordTrader's 9-11 thread otherwise that would have been #1)

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:42:25 AM EDT

[#32]

Sorry Sgt., memory is shot...seeing eye cat which made it even more funny.

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:43:42 AM EDT

[#33]

Aaarrrraaah!

Patty

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:45:24 AM EDT

[#34]

A .22 and a .38.

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:47:03 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
A .22 and a .38.

LMAO.... I forgot about that. That was a long time ago.

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:49:24 AM EDT

[#36]

Been here less than a year, but I was pissing in my pants when "CLEAN_CUT" came "clean" and informed everyone he was really Rachel.

All those men that had been flirting with Rachel to find out it was really Clean_Cut they had been flirting with.

Lots of CRYING GAME flashbacks there, I'll bet.

Posted: 8/1/2005 7:51:26 AM EDT

[#37]

range report amd the one who had the case of shits at a restraunt can not remember who it was.
also the one about the case of shits in the airplane.

Posted: 8/1/2005 8:00:47 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Been here less than a year, but I was pissing in my pants when "CLEAN_CUT" came "clean" and informed everyone he was really Rachel.

All those men that had been flirting with Rachel to find out it was really Clean_Cut they had been flirting with.

Lots of CRYING GAME flashbacks there, I'll bet.

WTF? Clean_Cut was Rachael? Why didn't I get the memo?

Posted: 8/1/2005 8:05:09 AM EDT

[#39]

Favorite joke? SQUATDOG nuff said.

Posted: 8/1/2005 8:08:20 AM EDT

[#40]

Anyone remember the "Glass rod broke in my pee pee" thread?

(no... I am not making this up. it was a real thread during the pee pee talk era on this site)

Posted: 8/1/2005 8:11:25 AM EDT

[#41]

what about the thread that trg started about the online dating losers with pics had the funniest reply from somebody about one persons pet kept me laughing for hours.

Posted: 8/1/2005 8:11:51 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
I count myself among those who actually saw the Range Report photos during the hour or so they were online.

The most infamous thread that never happened...for sure!

PS. I saw 'em to!

Posted: 8/1/2005 8:20:35 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Oh... And the whole Fear Factor series was alot of fun. God I laughed hard at those. members getting patted down by the cops, dressing in drag, and eating bugs and tampons (you know who you are). That was well worth the prizes I donated to the cause.

one word

AROCK

Posted: 8/1/2005 8:49:02 AM EDT

[#44]

I've met Clean Cut. He is, in fact, clean cut.

Posted: 8/1/2005 9:16:52 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Anyone remember the "Glass rod broke in my pee pee" thread?

(no... I am not making this up. it was a real thread during the pee pee talk era on this site)

I don't believe the pee pee talk era ever ended.

Posted: 8/1/2005 9:25:00 AM EDT

[#46]

T*nk, AZHTF, Arock, anything with TRG in it, any DU infiltrations..........they are too many to list.

Posted: 8/1/2005 9:29:28 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
1. Range Report.

2. BOG

3. Backrub

4. The "self-inflicted injuries" thread

5. Fear Factor.

Honorable Mentions: Thread covering minute-by-minute events of the "Senate Vote On AWB Renewal (Mar03)" & "The Final Countdown To AWB Sunset (Sep03)".

(I wasn't here for LordTrader's 9-11 thread otherwise that would have been #1)

Without opening old wounds could someone just expand a little on these just so those of us who missed them have a little idea as to what they are about.

Also what's the deal with MARPAT?...

Cheers

Taffy

Posted: 8/1/2005 9:32:52 AM EDT

[#48]

"What's the best AR for a petite female?" , a.k.a. the inaugural TT thread.

ETA: Honorable mention to the almost-never-ending Diaper Genie thread.

Posted: 8/1/2005 9:47:40 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Without opening old wounds could someone just expand a little on these just so those of us who missed them have a little idea as to what they are about.

Also what's the deal with MARPAT?...

Cheers

Taffy

Fear Factor was a game I started. People donated about $1000 in prizes, around $500 went to the final winner. I had 10 contestants, 1 person got voted off each round by me after I gave them stunts to do.

These stunts included............

1: standing on a corner with a sign "Will work for ammo"

2: Going into a store in full BDU's and building a toilet paper pyramid.

3: Going the their local rifle range dressed in drag

4: Eating bugs

5 for the finally I let TequilaBob and Echo6 pick what they wanted to do (since they wouldn't write an essay). TB kissed a LIVE alligator and ummmm, er,,,,ate a "LIVE" tampon IYKWIM.

Echo6 had his wife and kids hit him with a stun gun, OC spray and a paint ball gun, ALL at the same time. Echo6 won.

Sgat1r5

Posted: 8/1/2005 9:50:37 AM EDT

[#50]

I STILL HAVE ALL THE VIDEOS, JUST NO WHERE TO HOST THEM

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