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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:55:51 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
I've met Clean Cut. He is, in fact, clean cut.

I've met him too, unfortunately. What do you mean, he is "clean cut"?

Posted: 8/1/2005 9:56:13 AM EDT

[#2]

The Drew v. Kowhunter thread from about 5 years ago.

BOG was funny too, especially his last remarks to Don_R.

Posted: 8/1/2005 9:57:28 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I STILL HAVE ALL THE VIDEOS, JUST NO WHERE TO HOST THEM

send them to me at [email protected] and I might be able to get them up tonight.

But I am old so.....

Sgat1r5

Posted: 8/1/2005 9:57:33 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

These stunts included............

1: standing on a corner with a sign "Will work for ammo"

2: Going into a store in full BDU's and building a toilet paper pyramid.

3: Going the their local rifle range dressed in drag

4: Eating bugs

5 for the finally I let TequilaBob and Echo6 pick what they wanted to do (since they wouldn't write an essay). TB kissed a LIVE alligator and ummmm, er,,,,ate a "LIVE" tampon IYKWIM.

Echo6 had his wife and kids hit him with a stun gun, OC spray and a paint ball gun, ALL at the same time. Echo6 won.

Sgat1r5

The description really doesn't do it justice though. What a fun ride that thread was.

Posted: 8/1/2005 10:03:00 AM EDT

[#5]

Squatdog

Flaming backpack

Frank the Spank

(scat pix posted to threads)

dog vomit picture

(picture that popped up in most dinner pic threads)

teh backrub

FU AROCK

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:10:02 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:

Without opening old wounds could someone just expand a little on these just so those of us who missed them have a little idea as to what they are about.

Also what's the deal with MARPAT?...

Cheers

Taffy

Fear Factor was a game I started. People donated about $1000 in prizes, around $500 went to the final winner. I had 10 contestants, 1 person got voted off each round by me after I gave them stunts to do.

These stunts included............

1: standing on a corner with a sign "Will work for ammo"

2: Going into a store in full BDU's and building a toilet paper pyramid.

3: Going the their local rifle range dressed in drag

4: Eating bugs

5 for the finally I let TequilaBob and Echo6 pick what they wanted to do (since they wouldn't write an essay). TB kissed a LIVE alligator and ummmm, er,,,,ate a "LIVE" tampon IYKWIM.

Echo6 had his wife and kids hit him with a stun gun, OC spray and a paint ball gun, ALL at the same time. Echo6 won.

Sgat1r5

That sounds like a Riot...can't wait to see videos

And the MARPAT?

Taffy

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:22:57 AM EDT

[#7]

"Somebody stole my Gourami!!!!!"

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:30:39 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
"Somebody stole my Gourami!!!!!"

WTF?

Fill me in. You can't mention a story to someone who doesn't know and NOT explain it!

ben

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:34:34 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
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A .22 and a .38.

LMAO.... I forgot about that. That was a long time ago.

I've been here a LONG time.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:38:50 AM EDT

[#10]

Wing Hunt...

...it was right before I joined ARFcom. Leelaw had been here for a while and told me that story. I knew I had to join the board after hearing about that fire mission.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:40:23 AM EDT

[#11]

The "Fuck Arock" photoshop thread.

Posted: 8/1/2005 11:46:37 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Quoted:
"Somebody stole my Gourami!!!!!"

WTF?

Fill me in. You can't mention a story to someone who doesn't know and NOT explain it!

ben

Unfortunately no one can be told what a Gourami is. You have to see it for yourself.

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:02:47 PM EDT

[#13]

ARFCOM is so much better than TV. Anyone got a link to the fear factor thread, I can't believe I missed that.

I was there for the Range Report. I also remember fondly the ass kicking the guy got for claiming that Jonsey was giving him an M16A1. The goth girl and rachel threads were pretty good. And when a bunch of the guys started trolling mothering.com, and they started trolling back and we actually converted a few of them, that was GREAT.

I love this site

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:03:38 PM EDT

[#14]

I'm partial to "tragic boating accidents".

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:12:08 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
The "Fuck Arock" photoshop thread.

Got any of the pics, or is it on the archive server?

-Storm

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:22:29 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
"Somebody stole my Gourami!!!!!"

WTF?

Fill me in. You can't mention a story to someone who doesn't know and NOT explain it!

ben

Unfortunately no one can be told what a Gourami is. You have to see it for yourself.

Unless, of course, it turns out that your brother stole it, and you're picking up a baseball bat and headed to his place.

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:49:15 PM EDT

[#17]

Why is MARPAT a verboten subject?

Posted: 8/1/2005 12:59:29 PM EDT

[#18]

1. The "full power shot"

2. The "carwash draw down"

3. Necromancer's "Hi, new girl"

4. SF_Chris's outing and goodbye thread

5. The introduction of "Mangina the cat"

NorCal

Posted: 8/1/2005 1:06:08 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Wing Hunt. Some guy posted that he would go on wing hunts at the restaraunt he worked at. They would 'find' and extra wing or two instead of making fresh ones at closing time or when they were really busy. Some guys got pissed because they ate there and fowarded the link to the restaraunt. The guy got fired.

My friend is giving me an M16. Some kid went on and on about how his friend was giving him an M16 because he had so many. The kid got an ARFcom spanking including postings of his own pictures of him on top of a mountain of airsoft junk.

Found the links in the ARCHIVE server.

archive.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=258545

Quoted:
Ok, most of us worked in the food business one time or another, did you ever do something you hoped the customer never found out about? I’m a cook and worked at many restaurants and witnessed food being dropped on the floor and picked up and served all the time. At the restaurant I’m at now we have something called a wing hunt. When a customer orders say 12 wings and we only have 11 we go on a wing hunt. (Look under stations etc. for a dropped wing and pop it in the microwave and wola we got 12). Its sounds bad but when we do it our entire kitchen staff is in hysterics its pretty funny. Most of us smoke so we try to get the orders out as fast as possible so we can take smoke breaks. If we didn’t do the hunt, we would have to wait 8 minutes for wings to cook and in the time a rush could happen then we might not be able to smoke for another 3 hours… You wouldn’t believe the secrets cooks keep, do you have any stories of your own?

archive.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=118&t=191630&page=1

Quoted:
I have a friend who's got a class 3 FFL who's actualy GIVING me an old M16A1. But what should i do with it? He said it's worne down, so i was thinking of upgradeing it with some of my AR15 parts. I have an a2 Hbar, a PreBan A4 made with RRA parts, a pre ban A1 made with m16a1 parts, and I have a mil-spec a2 uppper thats on the hbars receiver.

I was going to make an M4A1 with a parts kit and the receiver, but i can't afford that on PFC pay.

how would you make the mosts rifles by buying the fewest parts?

Posted: 8/1/2005 1:21:29 PM EDT

[#20]

I remember pictures of Aquabumping.... wow. Just wow.

ETA the banning of anything involving poopers, pics, and maglites.

Posted: 8/1/2005 1:24:55 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
I remember pictures of Aquabumping.... wow. Just wow.

ETA the banning of anything involving poopers, pics, and maglites.

I still haven't seen pics from that.

Posted: 8/1/2005 1:40:26 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I remember pictures of Aquabumping.... wow. Just wow.

ETA the banning of anything involving poopers, pics, and maglites.

I still haven't seen pics from that.

I was stupid and didnt even think to save them.

Posted: 8/1/2005 1:43:12 PM EDT

[#23]

Whats the story with "aquabumping" and whats the story behind "Range Report"?
I'm sorry I missed them.

-K

Posted: 8/1/2005 2:05:20 PM EDT

[#24]

this one DUPE

Posted: 8/1/2005 2:18:03 PM EDT

[#25]

My favorite inside jokes are the ones that you get banned for mentioning.

They involve flashlight sounds and actions taken and then pictures taken, etc.

Posted: 8/1/2005 2:32:03 PM EDT

[#26]

Birth of the drawn down!

That dude wanting to kick may ass so bad he offered a train ticket to TX!

I still chuckle at that one!
CH

Posted: 8/1/2005 2:33:56 PM EDT

[#27]

Cyanide posting as his wife

Posted: 8/1/2005 2:42:13 PM EDT

[#28]

"No more Tacpoint threads or you will be banned!"

ETA: I caught 47's "Aquabumping thread" before he posted pics, but never returned to see them. Does anybody have them?

Posted: 8/1/2005 2:49:22 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
The Drew v. Kowhunter thread from about 5 years ago.

Oh my God, I had almost forgotten about those two!

Posted: 8/1/2005 2:53:10 PM EDT

[#30]

ahhh yes, the aqua bump insanity.

then there was Clean Cut's secret visit by the ATF

the "Hey guys, have any of you ever shit your pants?" thread

And all the 2003 reactions to "What gun did Al Pacino use in HEAT? (Prompting my then sigline, "IBTNMFAWAPUIH").

Posted: 8/1/2005 3:00:30 PM EDT

[#31]

The fart story thread. I still remember the one about the guy who comes our of the shower and lifts a leg and sharts in front of his GF.

Posted: 8/1/2005 3:04:07 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I count myself among those who actually saw the Range Report photos during the hour or so they were online.

The most infamous thread that never happened...for sure!

PS. I saw 'em to!

Wouldn't guess someone could post a link to those...

Posted: 8/1/2005 3:18:32 PM EDT

[#33]

I've been here long enough to remember most of those (or at least know the story behind them), except for the "Range Report" one.

Is it the one where some poster was claiming improbable sub-MOA shooting with his M4rgery?

IIRC, he issued a few challenges for ARFCOMERs to come visit and go to the range with him.

Posted: 8/1/2005 3:48:54 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I've been here long enough to remember most of those (or at least know the story behind them), except for the "Range Report" one.

Is it the one where some poster was claiming improbable sub-MOA shooting with his M4rgery?

IIRC, he issued a few challenges for ARFCOMERs to come visit and go to the range with him.

Nope, not even close.

Stripper. Pics. Range Report.

TRG

Posted: 8/1/2005 3:54:13 PM EDT

[#35]

I got a good laugh out of the day of the "I xxxx myself" threads spawned by computer guy's bad luck injuries.

I think that's where we got the "no repeat topics" rule.

That and something about peanut butter.

Posted: 8/1/2005 3:59:37 PM EDT

[#36]

TAGGED

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:00:19 PM EDT

[#37]

Nothing beats the aquabump, I still remeber that assholes face, lol. I wonder if hes still around Arfcom.

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:03:42 PM EDT

[#38]

Mat's drunk thread comes to mind.
"I'm bleedint just not no more".

TT's AR for a petite female, gotta be the longest thread.

Ragnar Redbeard and his hate thread.

Aviator's history of french warfare.

"Someone stole my Gourami"

Imbro's 10-22 and a .38 comments, and his scat pics

And Cnatra's AVITAR!!!!
God, I miss that animation.

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:06:20 PM EDT

[#39]

Ok, Ive been on arfcom for a while but I post little.

What the hell is the story behind the boating accident????

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:09:30 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
I got a good laugh out of the day of the "I xxxx myself" threads spawned by computer guy's bad luck injuries.

Like almost bleeding to death from opening a package of socks.

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:22:57 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
TT's AR for a petite female, gotta be the longest thread.

Aviator's history of french warfare.

I want to see these threads, does anybody have the link? Or, if its in the Archive, can someone copy-paste the important parts?

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:23:37 PM EDT

[#42]

Damn, there has been a lot of great threads here.

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:29:37 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Quoted:
TT's AR for a petite female, gotta be the longest thread.

Aviator's history of french warfare.

I want to see these threads, does anybody have the link? Or, if its in the Archive, can someone copy-paste the important parts?

ar15.com/content/page.html?id=2

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:30:11 PM EDT

[#44]

WTF...

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:31:14 PM EDT

[#45]

The double posting was bad enough... but now triple posting?

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:33:28 PM EDT

[#46]

OK, I understand, but you didnt have to tell me three times.

(Or did you just want to get closer to 4000 posts?)

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:40:13 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
OK, I understand, but you didnt have to tell me three times. (Or did you just want to get closer to 4000 posts?)

I tried, but they wouldn't listen to me.

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=373377

Instead I was mocked and ridiculed.

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:40:44 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
OK, I understand, but you didnt have to tell me three times. (Or did you just want to get closer to 4000 posts?)

I tried, but they wouldn't listen to me.

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=373377

Instead I was mocked and ridiculed.

Hey.... at this rate I should hit 5,000 by the weekend.

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:46:48 PM EDT

[#49]

The female reporter who wrote the article on buying an AK.

Bigbore and his Glock 21 torture test (still ongoing).

Posted: 8/1/2005 4:48:13 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
Mat's drunk thread comes to mind.
"I'm bleedint just not no more".

TT's AR for a petite female, gotta be the longest thread.

Ragnar Redbeard and his hate thread.<---- NOT ME

Aviator's history of french warfare.

"Someone stole my Gourami"

Imbro's 10-22 and a .38 comments, and his scat pics

And Cnatra's AVITAR!!!!
God, I miss that animation.

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