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Posted: 7/31/2005 4:10:08 PM EDT
They found a recording at the crime scene with these cryptic words: "Someone took out a contract on his jolly a$$.  It paid good.  I caught him the restroom with his red pants down around his knees.  I said "Ho Ho this you motherf*****!!!!!!!!!"  and sent him a sleigh ride to hades.  Sorry kiddies, but money is money."

If one of you guys know anything about this, please contact the authorities.  Thanks.



Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:11:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:11:45 PM EDT
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2000? Isn't this a bit outdated?
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:12:10 PM EDT
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Now I have a machinegun

ho-ho-ho
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:12:45 PM EDT
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2000? Isn't this a bit outdated?



There was a cover-up, for obvious reasons.  I felt it was time for the truth to come out.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:17:57 PM EDT
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Now I have a machinegun

ho-ho-ho



I can't wait until I get my first M16 so that I can say that!

Die Hard is the BEST ACTION MOVIE EVER.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:22:45 PM EDT
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Something tells me that Al Qaeda's attempt at an airborne bomb platform is years from success



Perhaps they have too many of these people working for them ...



It seems they are forced to find alternate methods, since we have new security measures in place

Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:25:52 PM EDT
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That santa claus pic was a fark photoshop contest from a while back.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:26:46 PM EDT
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That santa claus pic was a fark photoshop contest from a while back.



Have you seen him in the past 5 years?  I think not.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:38:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:41:33 PM EDT
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img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/N1Rampage/entry19.jpg



That's the scariest picture I have seen in 20 years.
Link Posted: 7/31/2005 4:44:47 PM EDT
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Proof the government is getting out of hand

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