just think of the fun u could have with one of these
Posted: 7/15/2001 12:29:10 AM EDT
[#1]
Especially if you could get a Universal Remote unit! "Hey you, CUM here!"
Posted: 7/15/2001 12:39:43 AM EDT
[#2]
This is bad. Someone is just going to tape the button down until the batteries run out.
Posted: 7/15/2001 12:54:28 AM EDT
[#3]
Can you say 220? It just means Californians would have rolling orgasm-outs.
Posted: 7/15/2001 7:04:25 AM EDT
[#4]
Yeah, they would need codes like garage door openers, otherwise you could just drive down the road pointing it at attractive female pedestrians...
Posted: 7/15/2001 7:20:05 AM EDT
[#5]
They already have an orgasm device, it is called "Hielo's Penis"...
Posted: 7/15/2001 7:35:55 AM EDT
[#6]
You think car phones would be distracting on the road. Imagine all the women getting themselves off on the way to work. Rubber seats anyone?
Posted: 7/15/2001 7:50:57 AM EDT
[#7]
$15,000, and you thought paying for her boob job was expensive$$$.........
Posted: 7/15/2001 8:05:53 AM EDT
[#8]
For goodness sake don't tell my wife about this! I'd never get any because she'd be so exhausted!
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Posted: 7/15/2001 9:12:38 AM EDT
[#9]
Hmmm. Would be kinda cool to get one of them remote that can be programmed for this(like what gun monkey said). I could walk around the mall pressing the button and see which chick cums. HEHHEHE What if its the same freq as your garage door opener?
Hey Miss Magnum you ordering one?
Posted: 7/15/2001 9:14:29 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: They already have an orgasm device, it is called "Hielo's Penis"...
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Both inches??[:D] [:D]
Posted: 7/15/2001 9:43:52 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: Hey Miss Magnum you ordering one?
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No need at the moment. [:D]
Just need to get $15,000 worth of insurance in the event of a tragic accident that results in the loss of a finger or two.. [;)]
Posted: 7/15/2001 9:47:32 AM EDT
[#12]
[s]nevermind[/s]
Posted: 7/15/2001 10:22:38 AM EDT
[#13]
MissMagnum, as a fellow AR15.Comer, let me be the first to volunteer my services if the unfortunate finger lossage should come to pass.
No, really.
Posted: 7/15/2001 10:32:35 AM EDT
[#14]
And then the last line as quoted below...
"Meloy has not tested the device on men, but said it should work the same way for them as for women."
Oh yeah...?
Just think what this could mean for the internet... a yahoo plugin... the only thing missing is scratch & sniff...
Ted...
Posted: 7/15/2001 10:36:45 AM EDT
[#15]
If it worked on guys it'd be like havin' the dry heaves before the batteries wore down. Only so much in the reservoir to pump out!
Posted: 7/15/2001 11:13:10 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: MissMagnum, as a fellow AR15.Comer, let me be the first to volunteer my services if the unfortunate finger lossage should come to pass.
No, really.
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Um.. thanks??
Actually someone else already has front-of-the-line privileges... [;)]
Posted: 7/15/2001 2:24:07 PM EDT
[#17]
$15,000 wold buy alot of porn
Posted: 7/15/2001 2:26:40 PM EDT
[#18]
Originally Posted By Miss Magnum:
No need at the moment. [:D]
Just need to get $15,000 worth of insurance in the event of a tragic accident that results in the loss of a finger or two.. [;)]
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Miss Magnum, it's good to see a lady with a sense of humor. Most women would probably be embarrassed to discuss such topics.
Posted: 7/15/2001 3:07:52 PM EDT
[#19]
Actually someone else already has front-of-the-line privileges...