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Posted: 5/20/2005 3:57:19 PM EDT
Ok, here is the main plot...

A woman working in an office building goes to the restroom...

She here's the noise of toilets flushing, but thought there was no one else there...

She opens the door on the next stall, and see's the janitor lady trying to climb up into the ceiling... but she slips, falls and drops her camcorder into the commode.  

As she reaches to get her precious camera, a spider bites her at the same moment she is electrocuted!!!

So what happens next???

Love???
Battle???

Millions of baby spider-wiminz???

Hive mind... finish my film!!!
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 3:59:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Lesbian sex scene?

No good movie is complete without a lesbian sex scene.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:00:01 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Ok, here is the main plot...

A woman working in an office building goes to the restroom...

She here's the noise of toilets flushing, but thought there was no one else there...

She opens the door on the next stall, and see's the janitor lady trying to climb up into the ceiling... but she slips, falls and drops her camcorder into the commode.  

As she reaches to get her precious camera, a spider bites her at the same moment she is electrocuted!!!

So what happens next???

Love???
Battle???

Millions of baby spider-wiminz???

Hive mind... finish my film!!!


Battle with lightsabers
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:01:44 PM EDT
[#3]
you should model if after the new star wars flick because it was sweet
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:06:00 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
you should model if after the new star wars flick because it was sweet



Won't work...

not a single scene in which two wiminz fought or got it on.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:07:00 PM EDT
[#5]
Got a working title?
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:07:03 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
you should model if after the new star wars flick because it was sweet



Won't work...

not a single scene in which two wiminz fought or got it on.



I KNOW!!!!

A chick fight... that turns INTO a lesbian sex scene!!

Dude, do it, you'd make millions.  Make sure baby oil is involved also.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:09:00 PM EDT
[#7]
Now why u picking on fruit loop?  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:10:00 PM EDT
[#8]

Hive mind... help me write my first movie!!!  


It was a dark and stormy night. There I was, sitting alone in my mom's basement, in my underwear, eating my M&M's and surfing arfcom, when, suddenly, I heard a noise upstairs. I instantly sprung into action. I grabbed my tactical pajamas, jumped into them, and then faced my first dilemna: should I grab the 870 HD, or the M4?


(ok, there's my contribution...)
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:13:17 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Make sure baby oil is involved also.



Baby Oil is a GO!!!  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:14:07 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Now why u picking on fruit loop?  



Who???
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:18:59 PM EDT
[#11]
lesbians and guns

nuff said
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:21:03 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Hive mind... help me write my first movie!!!  


It was a dark and stormy night. There I was, sitting alone in my mom's basement, in my underwear, eating my M&M's and surfing arfcom, when, suddenly, I heard a noise upstairs. I instantly sprung into action. I grabbed my tactical pajamas, jumped into them, and then faced my first dilemna: should I grab the 870 HD, or the M4?


(ok, there's my contribution...)



Shall I continue it?

... I decided to grab the 870 since I read on Arfcom that all you have to do is rack the slide and the bad guy runs away.  I forgot on the way up the stairs that it was loaded with slugs and I wanted #4 buckshot since it was dark and I wanted to just be able to point in the general direction of the bad guy and pull the trigger.  I went back to the closet, unloaded the shells, reloaded it with buckshot, then started back up the stairs.  I got halfway up again and decided I would rather use the M4 since I spent like 2 grand on the ACOG, Surefire, rail system, Magpul stock, and beta mag.  I went back down the stairs and grabbed the M4.  I slowly ascended the steps in a tactical-gut support-ready position when I remembered that I had some Hornady TAP ammo loaded in the other mag, so I went back to the closet, grabbed the other mag plus a few spares and headed back to engage the threat.
... My bunny slippers caused me to slip on the stairs on the way up and I had an AD, I mean ND, into the ceiling and shit my skivvies.  By the way, the round penetrated the sheetrock, went through the floor above me, killing my mom's cat, and stopped in the ceiling.  I finished running up the stairs and had to catch my breath at the top.  As I stood there wheezing, I noticed a dark figure running out the door with my high definition TV and XBOX.  I threw the M4 up and yelled "It's coming right for us!!", I fired a shot and hit my TV (SHIT!).  The intruder dropped the TV and ran to the car where his partner was waiting.  They drove away as I tactically cleared the rest of the house and saw that my DVD player, Playstation 2, microwave, pop-tarts, and Star Wars action figure collection were all missing (damn them!).
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:30:52 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Hive mind... help me write my first movie!!!  


It was a dark and stormy night. There I was, sitting alone in my mom's basement, in my underwear, eating my M&M's and surfing arfcom, when, suddenly, I heard a noise upstairs. I instantly sprung into action. I grabbed my tactical pajamas, jumped into them, and then faced my first dilemna: should I grab the 870 HD, or the M4?


(ok, there's my contribution...)



Shall I continue it?

... I decided to grab the 870 since I read on Arfcom that all you have to do is rack the slide and the bad guy runs away.  I forgot on the way up the stairs that it was loaded with slugs and I wanted #4 buckshot since it was dark and I wanted to just be able to point in the general direction of the bad guy and pull the trigger.  I went back to the closet, unloaded the shells, reloaded it with buckshot, then started back up the stairs.  I got halfway up again and decided I would rather use the M4 since I spent like 2 grand on the ACOG, Surefire, rail system, Magpul stock, and beta mag.  I went back down the stairs and grabbed the M4.  I slowly ascended the steps in a tactical-gut support-ready position when I remembered that I had some Hornady TAP ammo loaded in the other mag, so I went back to the closet, grabbed the other mag plus a few spares and headed back to engage the threat.
... My bunny slippers caused me to slip on the stairs on the way up and I had an AD, I mean ND, into the ceiling and shit my skivvies.  By the way, the round penetrated the sheetrock, went through the floor above me, killing my mom's cat, and stopped in the ceiling.  I finished running up the stairs and had to catch my breath at the top.  As I stood there wheezing, I noticed a dark figure running out the door with my high definition TV and XBOX.  I threw the M4 up and yelled "It's coming right for us!!", I fired a shot and hit my TV (SHIT!).  The intruder dropped the TV and ran to the car where his partner was waiting.  They drove away as I tactically cleared the rest of the house and saw that my DVD player, Playstation 2, microwave, pop-tarts, and Star Wars action figure collection were all missing (damn them!).



guys... nock it off
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:31:47 PM EDT
[#14]
No offense, but start over with something else.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:32:25 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Now why u picking on fruit loop?  



Did I hear my name?!?!?!  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:33:44 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
No offense, but start over with something else.



No offense taken, but what else there besides wiminz duking it out covered in baby oil???
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:34:01 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Hive mind... help me write my first movie!!!  


It was a dark and stormy night. There I was, sitting alone in my mom's basement, in my underwear, eating my M&M's and surfing arfcom, when, suddenly, I heard a noise upstairs. I instantly sprung into action. I grabbed my tactical pajamas, jumped into them, and then faced my first dilemna: should I grab the 870 HD, or the M4?


(ok, there's my contribution...)



Shall I continue it?

... I decided to grab the 870 since I read on Arfcom that all you have to do is rack the slide and the bad guy runs away.  I forgot on the way up the stairs that it was loaded with slugs and I wanted #4 buckshot since it was dark and I wanted to just be able to point in the general direction of the bad guy and pull the trigger.  I went back to the closet, unloaded the shells, reloaded it with buckshot, then started back up the stairs.  I got halfway up again and decided I would rather use the M4 since I spent like 2 grand on the ACOG, Surefire, rail system, Magpul stock, and beta mag.  I went back down the stairs and grabbed the M4.  I slowly ascended the steps in a tactical-gut support-ready position when I remembered that I had some Hornady TAP ammo loaded in the other mag, so I went back to the closet, grabbed the other mag plus a few spares and headed back to engage the threat.
... My bunny slippers caused me to slip on the stairs on the way up and I had an AD, I mean ND, into the ceiling and shit my skivvies.  By the way, the round penetrated the sheetrock, went through the floor above me, killing my mom's cat, and stopped in the ceiling.  I finished running up the stairs and had to catch my breath at the top.  As I stood there wheezing, I noticed a dark figure running out the door with my high definition TV and XBOX.  I threw the M4 up and yelled "It's coming right for us!!", I fired a shot and hit my TV (SHIT!).  The intruder dropped the TV and ran to the car where his partner was waiting.  They drove away as I tactically cleared the rest of the house and saw that my DVD player, Playstation 2, microwave, pop-tarts, and Star Wars action figure collection were all missing (damn them!).




I reached in my tac-vest and found my cell phone pouch, whipped it out, and called 911. While I was waiting for the cops to arrive, I ran downstairs and posted on arfcom OMG LOL HOME INVADER!!! ROXOR!!! I DREW DOWN!!! and just as I hit 'submit'; I heard a shot from outside in the front yard.

Aighhh! I had forgotten to chain the do g up before the po-po showed up. Poor fluffy....
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:35:22 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Now why u picking on fruit loop?  



Did I hear my name?!?!?!  



No, you READ it.  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:36:06 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Make sure baby oil is involved also.



Baby Oil is a GO!!!  



O.k., I've got it.  Right where the chick gets electrocuted is where you get all "Tarentino-esque" and the other chick flashes back in time to the FIRST time she saw someone electrocuted which, ironically, was in the middle of her first lesbian experience, an experience that also took place in a bathroom.

When she snaps out of the flashback she notices that right above the smoldering dead person's corpse someone has cryptically scrawled "Here_Comes_Your_Ninja_Flash" on the stall.  Beside that someone has scrawled "+2" and "troll" in what looks like blood.  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:37:23 PM EDT
[#20]
Ok, in the super babe vs. spider-wiminz battle that ensues...

arowneragain and Cypher214 are blasted to oblivion as they were standing comparing notes on some unrelated plot line, and got vaporized by the evil spider-wiminz
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:38:17 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Make sure baby oil is involved also.



Baby Oil is a GO!!!  



O.k., I've got it.  Right where the chick gets electrocuted is where you get all "Tarentino-esque" and the other chick flashes back in time to the FIRST time she saw someone electrocuted which, ironically, was in the middle of her first lesbian experience, an experience that also took place in a bathroom.

When she snaps out of the flashback she notices that right above the smoldering dead person's corpse someone has cryptically scrawled "Here_Comes_Your_Ninja_Flash" on the stall.  Beside that someone has scrawled "+2" and "troll" in what looks like blood.  





YES!!!
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:38:55 PM EDT
[#22]
Shouldn't you figure out characters before figuring out the whole plot first?  :P
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:40:29 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Shouldn't you figure out characters before figuring out the whole plot first?  :P



What???

the characters are wiminz.  they are covered in baby oil.  and, they are wiminz covered in baby oil.  I figure the character developement will work itself out
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:42:04 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shouldn't you figure out characters before figuring out the whole plot first?  :P



What???

the characters are wiminz.  they are covered in baby oil.  and, they are wiminz covered in baby oil.  I figure the character developement will work itself out



Men!  

It's all about women wrestling in mud, or baby oil, or whip cream...

Yall would pay 9 buck to see a movie about just that wouldn't you?  :P
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:42:10 PM EDT
[#25]

This would be better if she was coming down from the ceiling. That way what's on the tape takes on importance.

Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:46:30 PM EDT
[#26]
Hey guys...

uh...

We need WIMINZ to do this?

Any idea on the cast or supporting roles?

I've only got two hands, so I can only support on of them!

I need help from the audience!!!
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:48:45 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shouldn't you figure out characters before figuring out the whole plot first?  :P



What???

the characters are wiminz.  they are covered in baby oil.  and, they are wiminz covered in baby oil.  I figure the character developement will work itself out



Men!  

It's all about women wrestling in mud, or baby oil, or whip cream...

Yall would pay 9 buck to see a movie about just that wouldn't you?  :P



You kiddin?  Most XXX DVD's are like $30 and PLENTY of them are sold.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:49:46 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shouldn't you figure out characters before figuring out the whole plot first?  :P



What???

the characters are wiminz.  they are covered in baby oil.  and, they are wiminz covered in baby oil.  I figure the character developement will work itself out



Men!  

It's all about women wrestling in mud, or baby oil, or whip cream...

Yall would pay 9 buck to see a movie about just that wouldn't you?  :P



You kiddin?  Most XXX DVD's are like $30 and PLENTY of them are sold.



Lol....well, how would I know?  I'm not a guy.  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:49:55 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Yall would pay 9 buck to see a movie about just that wouldn't you?  :P



You kiddin?  Most XXX DVD's are like $30 and PLENTY of them are sold.



Dude.... we are gonna get soooooo rich!!!

Hell, we might even make enough money to start a dedicated NVD forum!!!
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:56:22 PM EDT
[#30]
Hmmm....

What language should the film be in?

Should it be an artsy foriegn type with subtitles?

All english???

Maybe mostly english with some greek thrown in???  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:03:34 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Yall would pay 9 buck to see a movie about just that wouldn't you?  :P



You kiddin?  Most XXX DVD's are like $30 and PLENTY of them are sold.



Dude.... we are gonna get soooooo rich!!!

Hell, we might even make enough money to start a dedicated NVD forum!!!



I would like to make it clear, for the record, that I was the first person to suggest baby-oil-covered fighting lesbians.  I want at least 30% of the profits.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:04:15 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shouldn't you figure out characters before figuring out the whole plot first?  :P



What???

the characters are wiminz.  they are covered in baby oil.  and, they are wiminz covered in baby oil.  I figure the character developement will work itself out



Men!  

It's all about women wrestling in mud, or baby oil, or whip cream...

Yall would pay 9 buck to see a movie about just that wouldn't you?  :P



You kiddin?  Most XXX DVD's are like $30 and PLENTY of them are sold.



Lol....well, how would I know?  I'm not a guy.  



Females buy porn, too...
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:05:58 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shouldn't you figure out characters before figuring out the whole plot first?  :P



What???

the characters are wiminz.  they are covered in baby oil.  and, they are wiminz covered in baby oil.  I figure the character developement will work itself out



Men!  

It's all about women wrestling in mud, or baby oil, or whip cream...

Yall would pay 9 buck to see a movie about just that wouldn't you?  :P



You kiddin?  Most XXX DVD's are like $30 and PLENTY of them are sold.



Lol....well, how would I know?  I'm not a guy.  



Females buy porn, too...



Not this female.  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:06:31 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:

I would like to make it clear, for the record, that I was the first person to suggest baby-oil-covered fighting lesbians.  I want at least 30% of the profits.



While I happily acknowledge your fine contribution.  However, I cannot promise a percentage larger than my own share.

Remember, we have to take care of the... "talent"



and... the guys that want a NVD forum
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:43:00 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I would like to make it clear, for the record, that I was the first person to suggest baby-oil-covered fighting lesbians.  I want at least 30% of the profits.



While I happily acknowledge your fine contribution.  However, I cannot promise a percentage larger than my own share.

Remember, we have to take care of the... "talent"



and... the guys that want a NVD forum



Ok fine.  In place of my cut, I will take a position as whoever the guy is that interviews and "auditions" the women for their "parts".
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:48:44 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Ok fine.  In place of my cut, I will take a position as whoever the guy is that interviews and "auditions" the women for their "parts".



How bout taking a position of "watching out for the boyfriends/husbands whilst the talent is being interviewed and/or "auditioned".  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:49:15 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shouldn't you figure out characters before figuring out the whole plot first?  :P



What???

the characters are wiminz.  they are covered in baby oil.  and, they are wiminz covered in baby oil.  I figure the character developement will work itself out



Men!  

It's all about women wrestling in mud, or baby oil, or whip cream...




We care about a lot more better and NICER things than that.  

At least me...anyway!
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:50:12 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shouldn't you figure out characters before figuring out the whole plot first?  :P



What???

the characters are wiminz.  they are covered in baby oil.  and, they are wiminz covered in baby oil.  I figure the character developement will work itself out



Men!  

It's all about women wrestling in mud, or baby oil, or whip cream...




We care about a lot more better and NICER things than that.  



I know that....I was just kidding.  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:51:59 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Shouldn't you figure out characters before figuring out the whole plot first?  :P



What???

the characters are wiminz.  they are covered in baby oil.  and, they are wiminz covered in baby oil.  I figure the character developement will work itself out



Men!  

It's all about women wrestling in mud, or baby oil, or whip cream...




We care about a lot more better and NICER things than that.  



I know that....I was just kidding.  


I know.   I 'm just saying I'm not a chauvanistic freakjob...unlike SOME people!
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:53:33 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

I know.   I 'm just saying I'm not a chauvanistic freakjob...unlike SOME people!



Hey!!! Who you calling chauvanistic???  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:59:26 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ok fine.  In place of my cut, I will take a position as whoever the guy is that interviews and "auditions" the women for their "parts".



How bout taking a position of "watching out for the boyfriends/husbands whilst the talent is being interviewed and/or "auditioned".  



No, that sounds like a job for one of the many resident trolls of Arfcom.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 6:01:00 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ok fine.  In place of my cut, I will take a position as whoever the guy is that interviews and "auditions" the women for their "parts".



How bout taking a position of "watching out for the boyfriends/husbands whilst the talent is being interviewed and/or "auditioned".  



No, that sounds like a job for one of the many resident trolls of Arfcom.



But, but... the "resident kid" got banned!  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 6:19:28 PM EDT
[#43]
INT. LADIES ROOM - DUSK

SALLY gasps as she watches the JANITOR LADY drop the camcorder with the evidence of their illicit lesbian relationship into the toilet.  The LADY jumps down with a snarl and grabs at the camcorder as a small rare red backed spider bites her.  

Of course, the camcorder doesn't HAVE enough charge to electrocute her or anything so she grabs the camcorder, swuashes the spider and whirls to face SALLY.

                   JANITOR LADY
     So what chu looking at?

                   SALLY
     I...i.... I  thought you were someone special.  But no
     you're like all the rest.  Show a girl a good time with baby oil
     in the ladies room and tape it so you can post pics on the net.

The JANITOR LADY (JL) throws her head back in laughter.  Triumphantly she shows SALLY the still dry tape in the camcorder.  Enraged - Sally pounces on her and the fight is on.

Sally drives JL into the toilet stall.  She rips the shirt and bra right off JL whose tan body still glistens from the earlier baby oil treatment.  Sally pushes her head down and........

Link Posted: 5/20/2005 6:31:14 PM EDT
[#44]


EXCELLENT!!!
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 6:32:57 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I know.   I 'm just saying I'm not a chauvanistic freakjob...unlike SOME people!



Hey!!! Who you calling chauvanistic???  


Not you in particular...just saying that exploiting covering chicks in oil and jello and whipped cream is chauvanistic and stupid.  
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 6:46:44 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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I know.   I 'm just saying I'm not a chauvanistic freakjob...unlike SOME people!



Hey!!! Who you calling chauvanistic???  


Not you in particular...just saying that exploiting covering chicks in oil and jello and whipped cream is chauvanistic and stupid.  



So then you're calling me a freakjob???
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 6:54:06 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Men!  

It's all about women wrestling in mud, or baby oil, or whip cream...

Yall would pay 9 buck to see a movie about just that wouldn't you?  :P



You got it!  Regardless of inventing stealth bombers, space shuttles, and coming up with theories of relativity, etc., we are, at heart, simple creatures.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:54:29 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Men!  

It's all about women wrestling in mud, or baby oil, or whip cream...

Yall would pay 9 buck to see a movie about just that wouldn't you?  :P



You got it!  Regardless of inventing stealth bombers, space shuttles, and coming up with theories of relativity, etc., we are, at heart, simple creatures.



Exactly.

A steak and a blowjob will make any man happy.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 8:26:37 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
INT. LADIES ROOM - DUSK

SALLY gasps as she watches the JANITOR LADY drop the camcorder with the evidence of their illicit lesbian relationship into the toilet.  The LADY jumps down with a snarl and grabs at the camcorder as a small rare red backed spider bites her.  

Of course, the camcorder doesn't HAVE enough charge to electrocute her or anything so she grabs the camcorder, swuashes the spider and whirls to face SALLY.

                   JANITOR LADY
     So what chu looking at?

                   SALLY
     I...i.... I  thought you were someone special.  But no
     you're like all the rest.  Show a girl a good time with baby oil
     in the ladies room and tape it so you can post pics on the net.

The JANITOR LADY (JL) throws her head back in laughter.  Triumphantly she shows SALLY the still dry tape in the camcorder.  Enraged - Sally pounces on her and the fight is on.

Sally drives JL into the toilet stall.  She rips the shirt and bra right off JL whose tan body still glistens from the earlier baby oil treatment.  Sally pushes her head down and........


Where is the Pre-Ban chain-saw light saber?
It’s missing.

Is is it in the next scene or what?
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 8:29:37 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
INT. LADIES ROOM - DUSK

SALLY gasps as she watches the JANITOR LADY drop the camcorder with the evidence of their illicit lesbian relationship into the toilet.  The LADY jumps down with a snarl and grabs at the camcorder as a small rare red backed spider bites her.  

Of course, the camcorder doesn't HAVE enough charge to electrocute her or anything so she grabs the camcorder, swuashes the spider and whirls to face SALLY.

                   JANITOR LADY
     So what chu looking at?

                   SALLY
     I...i.... I  thought you were someone special.  But no
     you're like all the rest.  Show a girl a good time with baby oil
     in the ladies room and tape it so you can post pics on the net.

The JANITOR LADY (JL) throws her head back in laughter.  Triumphantly she shows SALLY the still dry tape in the camcorder.  Enraged - Sally pounces on her and the fight is on.

Sally drives JL into the toilet stall.  She rips the shirt and bra right off JL whose tan body still glistens from the earlier baby oil treatment.  Sally pushes her head down and........


Where is the Pre-Ban chain-saw light saber?
It’s missing.

Is is it in the next scene or what?



Must be after the steak, but BEFORE the blowjob???
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