Ai Caramba! Thank you, Senior Sheriff, GoatBoy! We town's people are thankful for what you have been doing for this town. Si Si We try our best to follow the rules you have set forth in this town for you are the legendary Sheriff, GoatBoy, the fastest "lock" in the west! Si Si Legends were telling the truth about your legendary speed. Our ancestors told us you could drawn a "post lock" so blindly fast that one cannot see your arm draw the lock from your holster! And of course, we must not forget your posse of mods, garandman, Striker, Paul, Kuiper, and TREETOP! Who roam and enforce the law in the wild west of the General Discussion Forum!
All of the town's people have memorized these words of the law of the town:
--Wherever trolls start trouble...Sheriff, GoatBoy and his posse of mods will be there! [):)]
--Wherever treads get painfully long...Sheriff, GoatBoy and his posse of mods will be there! [):)]
--Wherver a bandito post pornography without a link...Sheriff, GoatBoy and his posse of mods will be there! [):)]
--Wherever posts get into name-calling, racists remarks, vulgar, or threatening other members...Sheriff, GoatBoy and his posse of mods will be there! [):)]
Follow the town's rules or meet your demise at the hands of Sheriff, GoatBoy and his posse of mods!
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