Caption the following pictures. Funniest caption for each one wins.


















(any references to the Dukes of Hazzard automatically result in disqualification)

I seen most of them before, here is one for the last one.

Ku Klux Klan A.D. 2215

First one:

Guy on the right: "Yo man, the thug way is ta hold da mortar sideways, like a gat, foo. "

Wins What?

Quoted: tinypic.com/180nbp

Quoted: Wins What?

Respect?

1:  "That's good enough!  Just lob the poo-filled soup can quick... they almost have use zeroed!!"

2:  "President Kerry today reveiled his "New Plan" for the U.S. Air Force.  The new cut-backs should save American taxpayers over 5 million dollars this year."

3:  "OH SHIT!"

4:  "Dude, your llama is so fuckin stoned, man... hahahahaha"

5:  "DIE YOU FURRY BASTARD!!"

6:  "Huh huh huh, puff puff pass, dude... puff puff pass."

7:  "That's right, that canister was filled with MY SHIT!  Who wants the next one, HUH?!?!"

8:  "DIE YOU FURRY BASTARD!!"

9:  [from inside the tank]  "HOLY SHIT!!! That's some serious recoil, man!"

10: "..."

11: "Mines better"  "Nuh uh, mine's better!"  "You wanna go right here old man?"  

12: "OH SHIT!"

13: "This is gay... what the hell are we doing?"

Alien one -  RIPLEY!

"As the debates on which one would be better for SHTF, it was unanimously decided to 'get both'."

FIRST ONE:  "WTF, you asshole!  hurry up and light it!!!"  "There's too much wind!  The lighter won't stay lit!  We need to invest in something better than 4th of july leftovers..."

TIPPING VAN:  The man driving the ice cream truck had no idea what he was getting himself into when he went through the starving village..."