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Posted: 1/7/2005 5:40:38 PM EDT
You are sitting in a hotel room.  You hear shouting in the parking lot.  You observe a man beating a woman.  What do you do?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:42:17 PM EDT
[#1]

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You are sitting in a hotel room.  You hear shouting in the parking lot.  You observe a man beating a woman.  What do you do?



Turn back to the TV and continue watching that Punk'd show with Ashton whatever his name is.

EDIT:

Let them kill each other.  Hopefully neither has bred yet.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:44:43 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:44:45 PM EDT
[#3]
Rob the bodies.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:48:32 PM EDT
[#4]
Go downstairs, get in my car, run them over, claim I didn't see them at first, then later change my story to "I felt like I was being threatened with bodily injury or death, and in the end while I am being let away to jail, still refuse to answer why I drove over both bodies multiple times while screaming " JESUS IS A BANANAN!!!"

Then I wake up from my dream and call 911 and then sit back and enjoy my hotelroom pay-per-porn.

Chris
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:54:12 PM EDT
[#5]
call the desk, then get back to work on my old lady, cause if you interfear with a man a women fighting, you'll be fighting both of them.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:54:44 PM EDT
[#6]

If you're a REAL man, and not some blue-state pussy, you'll shove your glock in your waste band, run down there and draw down on them, yelling at them to not come any closer to you.

Link Posted: 1/7/2005 5:59:15 PM EDT
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If you're a REAL man, and not some blue-state pussy, you'll shove your glock in your waste band, run down there and draw down on them, yelling at them to not come any closer to you.




ah...you live on that side of st louis....
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:07:09 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
If you're a REAL man, and not some blue-state pussy, you'll shove your glock in your waste band, run down there and draw down on them, yelling at them to not come any closer to you.




+1
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:12:15 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:12:33 PM EDT
[#10]
Yell PwN3d!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:13:25 PM EDT
[#11]
removed!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:13:49 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Let them kill each other.  Hopefully neither has bred yet.




+1!!
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:14:43 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Yell PwN3d!



I tried that.  The only response I got back was w00t!.

Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:20:40 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yell PwN3d!



I tried that.  The only response I got back was w00t!.




So they were one of the ARFCOM white trash couples that post here eh?
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:22:00 PM EDT
[#15]
Something cold out of the mini bar then flip the pop corn into the microwave...
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:25:00 PM EDT
[#16]

Wait till you see another guy in the parking lot.

Draw your drapes, turn off your lights, crack the window open slightly, hide below the window sill, and yell...


..."PUSSY, why don't you try that shit with a real man!!!".  




Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:27:03 PM EDT
[#17]

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Wait till you see another guy in the parking lot.

Draw your drapes, turn off your lights, crack the window open slightly, hide below the window sill, and yell...


..."PUSSY, why don't you try that shit with a real man!!!".  




That got me laughing.  
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:28:45 PM EDT
[#18]
Ditto on calling the cops. Never, ever get in middle of a squabble. Chances are they will both turn on you.

Pop the top on a cold one and enjoy the show.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:30:53 PM EDT
[#19]

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Ditto on calling the cops. Never, ever get in middle of a squabble. Chances are they will both turn on you.

Pop the top on a cold one and enjoy the show.



This happened several weeks ago.  I did not intercede.  I observed from afar to ensure the female wasn't in dire straits, and let it go.  The woman walked away safely.
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:40:13 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
If you're a REAL man, and not some blue-state pussy, you'll shove your glock in your waste band, run down there and draw down on them, yelling at them to not come any closer to you.





Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:45:38 PM EDT
[#21]
I'd do absolutley nothing at all
Link Posted: 1/7/2005 6:48:45 PM EDT
[#22]
Start dancing nekkid on the balcony to draw attention to yourself, hopefully the resulting laughter will stop the beating and will get the cops called faster than a domestic.
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