Dr. Sarge's "One word" therapy

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Posted: 10/30/2004 6:36:58 PM EDT

Okay friends....the fall times are upon us. This is the season where the leaves start to fall and things DIE!

So tell me your problems.

Are you frustrated about the upcoming holidays? I will listen.........

I am here to help you with any and all of life and loves problems.
Due to bandwith issues and to help save medical cost I can only answer with just one word.

But it will be a POWERFUL word my firends...a word that will change your life

I'm listening......

Dr Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:38:09 PM EDT

[#1]

Not enough money.

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:38:25 PM EDT

[#2]

Why can't I decide on a rifle? I really want another PSS but I'm not sure...its consuming ALL of my study time trying to find that perfect rifle...what should I do?

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:38:41 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Not enough money.

Discipline

Sgatr15

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:39:26 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Why can't I decide on a rifle? I really want another PSS but I'm not sure...its consuming ALL of my study time trying to find that perfect rifle...what should I do?

Both

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:39:31 PM EDT

[#5]

Why is my girlfriend a flaming Massachusetts Liberal! What am I thinking! Will God forgive me for this?

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:39:39 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Not enough money.

Discipline

Sgatr15

Damn, dude....on the spot!

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:39:48 PM EDT

[#7]

Vasodilation of the vas-deferens.

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:40:50 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Why can't I decide on a rifle? I really want another PSS but I'm not sure...its consuming ALL of my study time trying to find that perfect rifle...what should I do?

Both

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Both what? Say the name of the rifle that suits me best Doc! Prescribe something!

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:41:47 PM EDT

[#9]

Disciplines not the problem.....I have no job.I spend money carefully.Ok,another one of my problems.How can I get you (yes you sarge) to stop trolling in my topics?

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:42:06 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Vasodilation of the vas-deferens.

Adopt

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:42:44 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Disciplines not the problem.....I have no job.I spend money carefully.Ok,another one of my problems.How can I get you (yes you sarge) to stop trolling in my topics?

Cheese

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:43:17 PM EDT

[#12]

Cheese?Whisky Tango Foxtrot over?

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:43:31 PM EDT

[#13]

In the words of Edgar Allen Poe:

"I suffer.

And I don't know why I suffer."

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:43:33 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Why can't I decide on a rifle? I really want another PSS but I'm not sure...its consuming ALL of my study time trying to find that perfect rifle...what should I do?

Both

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Both what? Say the name of the rifle that suits me best Doc! Prescribe something!

Rem700PSS

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:44:04 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Vasodilation of the vas-deferens.

Adopt

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Outstanding!!!

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:45:24 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Cheese?Whisky Tango Foxtrot over?

Don't worry 'bout it, dude....he's just bangin on ya cuz yer a really young guy and Sarge is a really old CATHOLIC man!!!

Oh, hey....I'm late for a Halloween party...........

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:45:30 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
In the words of Edgar Allen Poe:

I suffer.

And I don't know why I suffer."

Demons

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:46:54 PM EDT

[#18]

Ok here is a hard one.How do I get my parents (who have never before voted) to vote?

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:47:35 PM EDT

[#19]

Since you do such good work for the people.

Have some fucking cookies.

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:49:26 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Ok here is a hard one.How do I get my parents (who have never before voted) to vote?

Undesirables.

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:49:31 PM EDT

[#21]

I suffer from chronic constipation.

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:50:02 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Since you do such good work for the people.

Have some fucking cookies.

walthamcottage.com/cookies.jpg

Yummy!

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:50:37 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Ok here is a hard one.How do I get my parents (who have never before voted) to vote?

Undesirables.

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

What the hell does that mean?HEHE,answer that in one word.And why do I have the feeling this thread will last 10 pages?

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:50:47 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
I suffer from chronic constipation.

ShopVac

Sgtar15

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:52:05 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I suffer from chronic constipation.

ShopVac

Sgtar15

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:53:40 PM EDT

[#26]

There is this really old senile man that is a member of a forum I participate in. He plays with little girls dolls and can't figure out spell check. I hear his tattoo artist can't spell MOLON LABE to save his ass. I really believe this poor old man is suffering from Alzheimer’s. How do we get him help?

I'm just giving you shit.

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:55:19 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ok here is a hard one.How do I get my parents (who have never before voted) to vote?

Undesirables.

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

What the hell does that mean?HEHE,answer that in one word.

Non-participating.

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:55:31 PM EDT

[#28]

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Quoted:
In the words of Edgar Allen Poe:

I suffer.

And I don't know why I suffer."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Demons

What do I do about these Demons?

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:56:06 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Quoted:
In the words of Edgar Allen Poe:

I suffer.

And I don't know why I suffer."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Demons

What do I do about these Demons?

Exorsism

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:56:52 PM EDT

[#30]

Damn....you pulled it off.Good job.Now why are people stupid enough to make this election such a close race?Hey this is doing wonders for my post count.

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:57:37 PM EDT

[#31]

Here. I have several questions, so each can be answered with a word, if you desire.

1. Arguing with liberals is causing me terrible headaches. I've tried aspirin, acetominophin (tylenol), ibuprofen (advil), ethyl alcohol (booze), and wankinoffanol (spankin' the sausage), but none of them work. What should I use?

2. Why do birds suddenly appear?

3. Why is there something gooey and sticky that smells of raspberry on my camera lens?

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:57:52 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
There is this really old senile man that is a member of a forum I participate in. He plays with little girls dolls and can't figure out spell check. I hear his tattoo artist can't spell MOLON LABE to save his ass. I really believe this poor old man is suffering from Alzheimer’s. How do we get him help?

Vote

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:58:26 PM EDT

[#33]

... Doctor, I'm heading off to a big Halloween party here shortly. If conversing with the womenz, and the topic of politics comes up how should I conduct myself?

Posted: 10/30/2004 6:59:33 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Damn....you pulled it off.Good job.Now why are people stupid enough to make this election such a close race?

Democracy

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:01:18 PM EDT

[#35]

What is the best cookie in the world?

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:02:20 PM EDT

[#36]

Sarge, is "clear" closer to black or white?

Something brought in a class yesterday.

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:03:56 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Here. I have several questions, so each can be answered with a word, if you desire.

1. Arguing with liberals is causing me terrible headaches. I've tried aspirin, acetominophin (tylenol), ibuprofen (advil), ethyl alcohol (booze), and wankinoffanol (spankin' the sausage), but none of them work. What should I use?

45 acp

2. Why do birds suddenly appear?

Love

3. Why is there something gooey and sticky that smells of raspberry on my camera lens?

Masterberration

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:05:56 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
... Doctor, I'm heading off to a big Halloween party here shortly. If conversing with the womenz, and the topic of politics comes up how should I conduct myself?

Smoooooooooothhh

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:06:26 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
What is the best cookie in the world?

Peanutbutter!

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:07:08 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Sarge, is "clear" closer to black or white?

Something brought in a class yesterday.

translucent

SGatr15

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:07:25 PM EDT

[#41]

After high school should I go Marine Corp or try out the SEAL program?

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:08:17 PM EDT

[#42]

WHat ya think sarge

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:08:54 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
After high school should I go Marine Corp or try out the SEAL program?

delusional

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:09:00 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
After high school should I go Marine Corp or try out the SEAL program?

Self-investigation

SGatr15

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:09:59 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
WHat ya think sarge

images.snapfish.com/33%3B%3C258323232%7Ffp64%3Dot%3E232%3C%3D363%3D437%3DXROQDF%3E2323668724287ot1lsi

SCHWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:10:53 PM EDT

[#46]

What should I do after college?

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:12:31 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
What should I do after college?

Work

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF

Posted: 10/30/2004 7:13:18 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Quoted:
After high school should I go Marine Corp or try out the SEAL program?

delusional

What you dont think that people planning on a military carear early on in life is a good thing?I already made up my mind I just wanted to see what the response would be.