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Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:16:39 PM EDT
[#1]
hey sarge you gots any womenz, i need to get laid
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:17:36 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
hey sarge you gots any womenz, i need to get laid




Jergens

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:21:24 PM EDT
[#3]
How can I get more popular at school (i'm preparing for the worst....)?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:22:54 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
How can I get more popular at school (i'm preparing for the worst....)?




CASH

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:23:52 PM EDT
[#5]
Where can I get CASH?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:25:04 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Where can I get CASH?



Job

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:25:55 PM EDT
[#7]
Where can I get a job at 14 years old?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:26:16 PM EDT
[#8]
The wife is rubbing round my neck with her barely covered ...  

something about let's ...  

can't resist female ...

bye
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:28:52 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Where can I get a job at 14 years old?




JESUS CHRIST DUDE!


You're just a fucking kid!  What are you even doing on this board?  Do I have to solve all your problems?  You have a lawn mower?  Tomorrow morning start taking it from house to house until you find work.  Better yet, it's fall, take a rake and rake leaves.  I don't care if you get paid $3 an hour..just DO IT!


Now...no more questions from you.

And I'm am going to get a coffee.  BRB


Damn!


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:06:45 PM EDT
[#10]
Oh Sarge... I know I can't do anything for the Anti-Bushies, but I worry that foolish, well intentioned people will vote for an over taxing, gun-grabbing massachussets fat cat in "ordinary guy" disguise who's running for president, despite my best efforts at conversion through enlightened (and heavily documented) conversation.

What can I do besides vote for W?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:13:44 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Where can I get a job at 14 years old?




JESUS CHRIST DUDE!


You're just a fucking kid!  What are you even doing on this board?  Do I have to solve all your problems?  You have a lawn mower?  Tomorrow morning start taking it from house to house until you find work.  Better yet, it's fall, take a rake and rake leaves.  I don't care if you get paid $3 an hour..just DO IT!


Now...no more questions from you.

And I'm am going to get a coffee.  BRB


Damn!


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF



AH HAH!!!You finally broke down.And I can be on this site if I want to,regardless of age.I have a AR, and the one I'm getting is coming in in a few weeks.Oh and you brought this upon yourself,with the one answer stuff.You should have know stupid people like me would eventually try to piss you off.Sorry for making you mad though, even as a joke, you may not have liked it and I apologize.I know to respect people older than me.So,again,sorry I wont do it again.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:29:16 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:33:51 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Where can I get a job at 14 years old?




JESUS CHRIST DUDE!


You're just a fucking kid!  What are you even doing on this board?  Do I have to solve all your problems?  You have a lawn mower?  Tomorrow morning start taking it from house to house until you find work.  Better yet, it's fall, take a rake and rake leaves.  I don't care if you get paid $3 an hour..just DO IT!


Now...no more questions from you.

And I'm am going to get a coffee.  BRB


Damn!


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF



AH HAH!!!You finally broke down.And I can be on this site if I want to,regardless of age.I have a AR, and the one I'm getting is coming in in a few weeks.Oh and you brought this upon yourself,with the one answer stuff.You should have know stupid people like me would eventually try to piss you off.Sorry for making you mad though, even as a joke, you may not have liked it and I apologize.I know to respect people older than me.So,again,sorry I wont do it again.



Oooo boy...Sarge is going to rip you a new one...*runs to grab popcorn and 3-D glasses*  
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:41:13 PM EDT
[#14]
This is the most elaborate +1 scheme I've ever seen. Brilliant!

Hey Sarge, just for fun, answer some hippie shit:

1. How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?
2. How many years can some people exist, before they're allowed to be free?

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:43:16 PM EDT
[#15]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:51:42 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
AH HAH!!!You finally broke down.And I can be on this site if I want to,regardless of age.I have a AR, and the one I'm getting is coming in in a few weeks.Oh and you brought this upon yourself,with the one answer stuff.You should have know stupid people like me would eventually try to piss you off.Sorry for making you mad though, even as a joke, you may not have liked it and I apologize.I know to respect people older than me.So,again,sorry I wont do it again.




<SPACEBAR>


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:52:54 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:53:32 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:53:38 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:54:59 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Mairzy doats and dozy doats
And liddle lamzy divey,
A kiddlely divey too, wouldn't you?
Mairzy doats and dozy doats
And liddle lamzy divey,
A kiddlely divey too, wouldn't you?

If the words sound queer and funny to your ear,
A little bit jumbled and jivey,
Sing "mares eat oats and does eat oats
And little lambs eat ivy."

Mairzy doats and dozy doats
And liddle lamzy divey,
A kiddlely divey too, wouldn't you?
Mairzy doats and dozy doats
And liddle lamzy divey,
A kiddlely divey too, wouldn't you?
A kiddlely divey too, wouldn't you?







Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:57:15 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
This is the most elaborate +1 scheme I've ever seen. Brilliant!

Hey Sarge, just for fun, answer some hippie shit:

1. How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?



One (Taxpayer)


2. How many years can some people exist, before they're allowed to be free?





-9 (months)


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 8:58:36 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Sarge, how many cats do you own?  (be honest)




6 total.  1 is in the livingroom, 1 is in the bedroom, and 4 are in the freezer.

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:00:17 PM EDT
[#23]
Bush?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:00:47 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Bush?




Landslide

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:03:53 PM EDT
[#25]
Sarge, Im getting tired of all of the little kids on the board. They drive up the wall.


Do you think Im alone in wanting someone to put a 21 or older limit on registration?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:03:55 PM EDT
[#26]
Sarge.... I gotta ask...

how many woodchucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:05:24 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
hey sarge you gots any womenz, i need to get laid




Dude You work in a Fat-hog rich environment....What is the prob?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:06:09 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:06:32 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Sarge, Im getting tired of all of the little kids on the board. They drive up the wall.


Do you think Im alone in wanting someone to put a 21 or older limit on registration?



NO!

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:07:38 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Sarge.... I gotta ask...

how many woodchucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



715

www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html


Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:09:12 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
How did they misspell your tattoo?



Dyslexia

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:11:37 PM EDT
[#32]
Sarge, what are you going to do when...and I mean WHEN TSHF?

Railgun....
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:13:04 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Sarge, what are you going to do when...and I mean WHEN TSHF?

Railgun....




Snipe

Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:13:42 PM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:18:20 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
why aren't you in chat???

(For mIRC Guys:  chat.ar15.com port 6667)




Banned

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:21:03 PM EDT
[#36]
Hey Sarge,

I shot 5 racoons this summer so they wouldn't harass my 4 outdoor cats.
Am I a bad man?

Railgun....
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:21:17 PM EDT
[#37]
I have one word for you sarge: GENIUS !


Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:22:02 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Banned




What else is new?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:22:41 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
I have one word for you sarge: GENIUS !






"Gifted"




Dr Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF



Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:24:32 PM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:26:57 PM EDT
[#41]
My wife like to dress my penis with barbie clothes.  What should I do??  Can I star in one of your movies??
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:30:45 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
My wife like to dress my penis with barbie clothes.  What should I do??



Facial


 Can I star in one of your movies??


Standby



Dr Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 9:33:50 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:



Link Posted: 10/30/2004 10:20:43 PM EDT
[#44]
I have a date tomorrow.  We're going out for coffee in the afternoon.  What's the key to success?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 10:33:37 PM EDT
[#45]
.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 10:40:21 PM EDT
[#46]
sgtar15's kung-fu is strong tonight.
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