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How can I get more popular at school (i'm preparing for the worst....)?
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CASH Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF |
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The wife is rubbing round my neck with her barely covered ...
something about let's ... can't resist female ... bye |
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JESUS CHRIST DUDE! You're just a fucking kid! What are you even doing on this board? Do I have to solve all your problems? You have a lawn mower? Tomorrow morning start taking it from house to house until you find work. Better yet, it's fall, take a rake and rake leaves. I don't care if you get paid $3 an hour..just DO IT! Now...no more questions from you. And I'm am going to get a coffee. BRB Damn! Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF |
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Oh Sarge... I know I can't do anything for the Anti-Bushies, but I worry that foolish, well intentioned people will vote for an over taxing, gun-grabbing massachussets fat cat in "ordinary guy" disguise who's running for president, despite my best efforts at conversion through enlightened (and heavily documented) conversation.
What can I do besides vote for W? |
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AH HAH!!!You finally broke down.And I can be on this site if I want to,regardless of age.I have a AR, and the one I'm getting is coming in in a few weeks.Oh and you brought this upon yourself,with the one answer stuff.You should have know stupid people like me would eventually try to piss you off.Sorry for making you mad though, even as a joke, you may not have liked it and I apologize.I know to respect people older than me.So,again,sorry I wont do it again. |
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Mairzy doats and dozy doats
And liddle lamzy divey, A kiddlely divey too, wouldn't you? Mairzy doats and dozy doats And liddle lamzy divey, A kiddlely divey too, wouldn't you? If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, A little bit jumbled and jivey, Sing "mares eat oats and does eat oats And little lambs eat ivy." Mairzy doats and dozy doats And liddle lamzy divey, A kiddlely divey too, wouldn't you? Mairzy doats and dozy doats And liddle lamzy divey, A kiddlely divey too, wouldn't you? A kiddlely divey too, wouldn't you? |
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Oooo boy...Sarge is going to rip you a new one...*runs to grab popcorn and 3-D glasses* |
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This is the most elaborate +1 scheme I've ever seen. Brilliant!
Hey Sarge, just for fun, answer some hippie shit: 1. How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man? 2. How many years can some people exist, before they're allowed to be free? |
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Ed Zachary what I was thinking. |
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<SPACEBAR> Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF |
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war-tunes (Fillin in for sarge... ) |
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One (Taxpayer)
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6 total. 1 is in the livingroom, 1 is in the bedroom, and 4 are in the freezer. Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF |
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Sarge, Im getting tired of all of the little kids on the board. They drive up the wall.
Do you think Im alone in wanting someone to put a 21 or older limit on registration? |
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Sarge.... I gotta ask...
how many woodchucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
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Dude You work in a Fat-hog rich environment....What is the prob? |
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NO! Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF |
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715 www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF |
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Dyslexia Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF |
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Sarge, what are you going to do when...and I mean WHEN TSHF?
Railgun.... |
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Snipe Dr SGtar15 MD, Phd, & DMF |
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Hey Sarge,
I shot 5 racoons this summer so they wouldn't harass my 4 outdoor cats. Am I a bad man? Railgun.... |
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"Gifted" Dr Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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My wife like to dress my penis with barbie clothes. What should I do?? Can I star in one of your movies??
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Facial
Standby Dr Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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I have a date tomorrow. We're going out for coffee in the afternoon. What's the key to success?
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