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Posted: 10/27/2004 5:56:30 AM EDT
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It's "Poles"...spelled "P-O-L-E-S" Poles. And it wasn't accidental, it was NEGLIGENT!! His hands were on his balls when it went off! Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 5:57:33 AM EDT
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Its because they are girley men. |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 5:57:47 AM EDT
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All I know is that two men in labs suits visit me once a month and extract a vial of blood. They use that blood to make viagra.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 5:58:15 AM EDT
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Or they are just fat and really nasty....you know the type.  Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 6:01:38 AM EDT
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The Ms. has described me as hornier than a 2 peckered billy goat. I need a pill to keep the damn thing down. I told the wife hey lets try some vigra... She said NO but Hell NO I want to still be able to walk tommorow!. |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 6:01:47 AM EDT
[#6]
I have a priapism.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 6:02:32 AM EDT
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There I fixed it for ya |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 6:02:49 AM EDT
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Yeah, my wife keeps me out back in a cage also....  Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 6:04:02 AM EDT
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You wanta' start this? Sgtar15
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Posted: 10/27/2004 6:06:05 AM EDT
[#10]
This soldier can muster a salute on demand.
Sadly, supply never meets demand in my house... |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 6:09:42 AM EDT
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Anybody ever see that dave chapelle farse on the Viagra commercials? Funny stuff all the women are saying "Gee, thanks Viagra
 " in a smartass tone. Funny stuff.I have a feeling my wife would be all too happy if I were to have that "problem". As evidenced by her uncontrollable laughter at that spoof. 
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Posted: 10/27/2004 6:13:12 AM EDT
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I started snoring while an old GF was riding the high hard one once.
I had to find a new gf. 
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:35:05 AM EDT
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I like the "recreational" use of Viagra: You get as hard as a diving board and can last a loooong time. And second cups are only a few minutes away.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:38:34 AM EDT
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I thought this was going to be a poll about being Emotionally Disturbed.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:40:29 AM EDT
[#15]
I thought is was about the Emergency Department.
Double Dumbasses.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:41:34 AM EDT
[#16]
We already know the results of that poll. 
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:42:04 AM EDT
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What could Emotionally Disturb you more than a peni non operondi?  Zen "This is my peni, there aren't any like it, but on this one I can hang a towel" |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:53:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/27/2004 9:05:07 AM EDT
[#19]
hell I thought you were talking about "edge distance"
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Posted: 10/27/2004 9:06:37 AM EDT
[#20]
+1 
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Posted: 10/27/2004 9:13:27 AM EDT
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yes, it was caused from my high blood meds, got a lower dose----
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Posted: 10/27/2004 9:16:20 AM EDT
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You failed to put "whiskey dick" in the poll.
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Posted: 10/27/2004 9:22:56 AM EDT
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Never a problem here, other than the few embarrassing moments when it's working and isn't supposed to be!
I think it simply an hereditary condition for all male members of the Hun Klan, that is reflected in the Hun Family Motto: A Hun's bone is his hassle. Eric The(ConstantlyConcupiscent)Hun 
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Posted: 10/27/2004 12:18:32 PM EDT
[#24]
shameless bump for more votes
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Posted: 10/27/2004 12:24:21 PM EDT
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No.
But I do have the oddest thing happen when I drink alcohol (more than one an hour): I have zero desire to have sex. None at all. 
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Posted: 10/27/2004 12:26:08 PM EDT
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Wait until you little sh!ts hit 56.. yea... You'll be thinking friggin erectile dysfunction all day .. you'll be beggin for Levitra and Viagra.. and there won't be any,... because I bought it all...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah   |
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Posted: 10/27/2004 12:28:01 PM EDT
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Nope. Not yet...I'm 48......knock on wood...LOL
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Posted: 10/27/2004 12:28:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/28/2004 5:18:11 AM EDT
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He's never let me down so far. He's even performed fairly well with copious amounts of alcohol in my blood stream. But then again, I'm only 26...we'll see how he holds up over the next 20-30 years.
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Posted: 10/28/2004 5:23:35 AM EDT
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So far so good, but if you ever see an ad in the EE looking for a new barrel by a certain "HoneyBee" you'll know something failed.
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