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Posted: 10/21/2004 10:31:53 PM EDT
I don't
And don't see a reason why it is needed. And if you have a wife, well you shouldn't let your friends know how long she can suck your cock or how nice of a fuck she is or you gf or any one for that matter, It just isn't respectful. I don't know maybe I am just too old for my age. Just seems every one has become very disrespectful, and vulgar. |
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You GF is an ANIMAL in bed......did I ever tell you that?
SGtar15 |
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nope!
my luck she would over hear me or hear about it, Then I'd be going solo like you |
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No. All it's going to do is embarass me.
Oh crap! Now my answer is yes. |
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Seeing as my sex life is.....well, there's nobody else involved, so I got no one to offend
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Well atleast Im not the only one alone.
I was going to post something else, but its only 230AM, I dont want to piss anybody off. |
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I'll put a shot in for all you guys without a sex life tonight.
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I have been known to discuss the fact that I believe God commands me not to have a sex life except in the possible case that I get married... |
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Nah, go for it. |
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If its too bad someone edit it. I stole it from somewhere but A long long time ago, I remember when I had my very first BJ Ahh my little pecker quivered, with every tounge lash she delivered and when she licked my ball sack, I couldnt hold by wad back. I tried to stick it up her butt, put split her ass and ripped her guy I knew Id have to find a slut, the day my puppy died |
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That is wrong on so many levels |
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Well then he's a pussy, cause it was funny. |
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I Agree 100% ....... Just telling about it is worthless , but they won't let me post Pics |
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+1 You think women aren't as bad as men think again. They just hide it better. S.O. |
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Not explicitly, but yes. Among our little group of friends.
Now when all of us guys get together, we do so in detail. Extreme detail sometimes. |
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Women are worse than men about it. |
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Only with telemarketers and people who don't want to hear it.
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Damn! There goes my coffee! |
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Sure why not,.. it only gives those around you an idea of how flexible you really are.
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I don't but I know women do...it's what they do when they all go to the bathroom together for.
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You must have a lot of bite marks... Poor, poor animals. |
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Can I get an Amen, my brotha!! Actually, I'm pretty open about it when it's the topic of discussion. Your girlfriends and wives are LEARNING things when they talk with other women. That or trying to figure out how to "fix" something. Oh.. but I have learned that NO guy friend wants to hear how incredibly big or incredibly small a guy was (they all take it personally) and none of them want to hear how a guy was crappy in bed because on some level they may worry that it's going to be said about them someday. |
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I only discuss my sex life when I REALLY want to make somebody jealous or put them in their place--usually right after they've made a rude comment about my wife before they know we're together. (I married a HOTTIE!)
My wife does the exact same thing to her friends whenever they start bitching about their 'lacking' b/f or husbands. (usually only if she had previously warned her friend about an individual's 'reputation' beforehand) Neither of us gets into the disgusting details, but we have a very healthy sex life, and since we're married, nothing illegal or immoral about it. We're both happy and satisfy each other on many levels, and we don't have a problem telling other people what our 'secret to a great marriage' is. |
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I believe that's a John Valby song, to the tune of American Pie. I thinks it follows into: Why, Why did my dog have to die? That retreiver had a beaver that would never run dry... .... I forget the rest... but I laughed 'til I cried the first time I heard it. John Valby is so offensive on every imaginable level that he's not offensive. Nothing like some good ol' fashioned 5th grade fart humor to make folks get over themselves and just laugh. |
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Keep It On The Down Low
R. Kelly you want me but he needs you yet your telling me that everything is cool trying to convince me baby to do as you say just go along and see things your way and keep it on the downlow whispring no body has to know (no body) we can keep it on the downlow whispring no body has to know (no no no no no) secret lovers is what you wanna be while making love to him You're suddenly callin on me what is a man to do in a situation like this i feel there is something that i i dont wanna miss keep it on the downlow girl no body no body has to know ill keep it on the down low nobody has to know beautiful you are well but your his by far coming by the way driving his fancy car making plans to be in my life forever tell me tell me that we'll always be together keep it on the downlow no body has to know keep it on the downlow no body has to know |
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Uhm, yes...but it involves hairy palms and getting more nearsighted by the day.
John |
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since Colt was so truthful, honest and open, and without posting any gory details, I'M (I mean) HE'S GONNA GET SOME TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hmm, Ii wonder why R. Kelly wants to keep his sex life a secret.... |
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He's a lucky, lucky man. |
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