So I go into a club with my wife that is SUPPOSED to be '80s night but actually only half the club was "80s night, the other half was an all-male revue and some fat Omega-Mu rejects from 'Revenge Of The Nerds' were having a Fatty-Bachellorette party there.

Well of course we walk into the wrong side of the club and there they are, a bunch of gehy-azz guys in thongs surrounded by a herd of 'Women's World'-aisle shoppers waving dollars and making very large hip-swaying motions that I REALLY want removed from my memory banks.

A couple brewskis and a couple kamikazis and I think I can forget that little adventure now.