Why does a clock have hands,and not arms?why does a chair have legs,but not feet?

Why do bears shit in the woods?

Quoted: why does the sun rise in the east?

Why do birds
Suddenly appear
Every time
You are near
Just like me,
They long to be
Close to you

Why do stars
Fall down from the sky
Every time
You walk by?
Just like me,
They long to be
Close to you

On the day that you were born
The angels got together, and
Decided to create a dream come true
So they springled moon dust
In your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

That is why
All the boys in town
Follow you
All around
Just like me,
They long to be
Close to you


Sgtar15

One time after downing about 40 cans I took on 4 6metre crocs at the same time.  Served their arse to em so I hopped in the pouch of me 3m tall roo and went back home and downed abother 30 coldies and was still sober.


Back during nam, me and me mates in this Commando battalion which I cant name for ya cos its secret, downed about 60 cans each then jumped in our recon roos and took our about 3000 VC using boomerangs and spoons knives.  Then we went to a yank firebase and had some of their piss but it was like water so we swam back to Aus to get more piss then brought it back and gave it to the yanks, who promptly got pissed from 1 can each.

Guns arent really banned here, but we just say they are cos its a thing we keep secret from you yanks, like good beer

BRB, my crocs need feedin

Quoted: Quoted: why does the sun rise in the east? Why do birds Suddenly appear Every time You are near Just like me, They long to be Close to you Why do stars Fall down from the sky Every time You walk by? Just like me, They long to be Close to you On the day that you were born The angels got together, and Decided to create a dream come true So they springled moon dust In your hair of gold And starlight in your eyes of blue That is why All the boys in town Follow you All around Just like me, They long to be Close to you Sgtar15

Awww, Sarge. (sniffle, sniffle)

CW

I swear I really did lose my guns in a tragic boating accident!

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Quoted: jumped in our recon roos . . . BRB, my crocs need feedin

Alot of guys have never really challenged or tested them selves in life. Hanging out in bars, fightin', being the toughest guy on the block, ect. have nothing to do with the experience of operating without a safety net where life and limb are at stake.
People talk shit to compensate.
"Men" these days don't have an outlet for the kinds of activities that make what used to be a man, nor or many seeking out real challenge or adventure of the viseral type.
Imagine being the guy that has no life experience (most guy want to be a man). He's getting older and chances for adventure are a thing of the past for a multitude of reasons. He can either not worry about it and be satisfied with his accomplishments, have a mid-life crisis, or talk shit.

Quoted: Relax, it's just the internet.

+a million