User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:32:29 AM EDT
I invite you all to join me in observing the Muslim event of Ramadan.
I will eat nothing but Pork, drink beer and read & watch pornography for the duration of Ramadan. If you truly have a commitment to observing Muslim tradition I invite you to join me in my Ramadan Celebration 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:32:53 AM EDT
[#1]
I'm with you!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:33:31 AM EDT
[#2]
Me too!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:34:27 AM EDT
[#3]
That was post # 9111 9/11/1 Coincidence? |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:36:09 AM EDT
[#4]
Starting at sundown on Friday... I'm with you.
Pork, beer and sex... maybe I can even get my wife to help me with the last one there... |
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:37:43 AM EDT
[#5]
Eating pork every day???
Sounds like HEAVEN, not Ramadan!  ... is Ramadon one of those things where people PRETEND to fast, but don't really  - like you can eat after sundown or something like that??? How is that fasting??? I though fasting was all about making a sacrifice and depriving yourself (like giving something up for lent) - but just waiting a few hours to shove food in my piehole doesn't really seem like much of a sacrifice?Is that even Ramadan, or is that something else? I'd hate to be ranting for no good reason 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:38:33 AM EDT
[#6]
In other words; it's business as usual.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:39:03 AM EDT
[#7]
Sounds like just another day at the whiskey ranch to me! 
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:40:20 AM EDT
[#8]
I'll be observing with you and adhereing strictly to your rules.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:42:15 AM EDT
[#9]
Beer, Bacon and Porno
I'm in
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:45:36 AM EDT
[#10]
How long does it last? It starts friday?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:48:36 AM EDT
[#11]
i'm in!
rum...check! pork chops...check! wife...check! |
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:49:29 AM EDT
[#12]
BACON!!!! 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:49:31 AM EDT
[#13]
Porn and bacon, I'm there.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:50:18 AM EDT
[#14]
I'm in! Have bags of pork rines. I plan on drinking all weekend.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:57:25 AM EDT
[#15]
Perfect! I had bacon at breakfast, a ham and cheese at lunch, and now Im planning on a beer with supper.
[Picks up phone] Calls wife. I'll skip the cyber sex today, but looking forward to gettting the Ramadon trifecta. |
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 10:57:53 AM EDT
[#16]
They can eat between sunset and dawn (I think the "official" rule is that it has to be too dark to see a black thread, or something like that), and, from what I've read, they really party hearty (hardy?) in the dark. Somehow I suspect that many of our noble company would be okay if they didn't eat AT ALL for the whole month. |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 11:11:09 AM EDT
[#17]
That's what I thought - hell, I used to LIVE like that for most of my life! Didn't eat breakfast, didn't eat lunch, and ate a big dinner late in the evening. How hard is that??? Pffft Cool - so if it turns out that Christianity is wrong, and Islam is right  , maybe I'll get some credit for my strict observance of Ramadan |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 11:18:19 AM EDT
[#18]
Is this something you have to wait for a holiday to come around to participate in? That sounds like me every day of every week of every year. |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 11:25:16 AM EDT
[#19]
Whens Ramadangadingdong?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 11:33:41 AM EDT
[#20]
No kidding - a guy I work with has a son who's going to raise an FFA pig to show in the spring livestock show.
I convinced him to name the pig "Allah."  CMOS |
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 11:33:53 AM EDT
[#21]
Ok ... Just broke out the St. Louis ribs.... I will do it in your honor !
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 11:41:22 AM EDT
[#22]
It's all fun and games until someone gets a fatwa issued against them.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 11:50:31 AM EDT
[#23]
I don't drink beer.
Is hard liquor an acceptable substitute? CJ |
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 11:57:59 AM EDT
[#24]
yes - you will get full credit for any sort of booze w/ the exception of pork flavored whiskey...you get bonus points for that
<====== also, please note my satanic post count |
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 12:01:18 PM EDT
[#25]
 How about pork flavored whiskey in a bottle shaped like a slut! |
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 12:02:21 PM EDT
[#26]
yeah, I can speak from personal experience that they party pretty hard after it gets dark. The feast at the end of ramadan is definitely a gut buster as well. I've often wondered what would happen to a muslim stationed on the north or south pole who would experience ramadan when it never really gets dark 
|
||
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 12:03:34 PM EDT
[#27]
In islam a jihad is an acceptable excuse to refrain from fasting during ramadan . Does Gunstock fall into this catagory?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 12:07:23 PM EDT
[#28]
AND he's from New York.........A dude from New York participating in a thread about "observing islam", with his 9-11-1 post.........hmmmm.......I'm gonna go ahead and say we should raise the national terror advisory to HIGH. |
||
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 12:26:00 PM EDT
[#29]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 12:53:53 PM EDT
[#30]
Is that a US DOD designed muslim suppository?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 12:54:39 PM EDT
[#31]
SUBSCRIBE
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 12:57:09 PM EDT
[#32]
LMFAO! |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 1:03:43 PM EDT
[#33]
This ramadam greeting brought to you by
Tennessee Pride Country Sausage and The Texas BBQ Association |
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 1:19:21 PM EDT
[#35]
For reference purposes only
 |
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 7:49:21 PM EDT
[#36]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 7:53:57 PM EDT
[#37]
http://www.teammcafee.com/tftt/piginbananacencored.jpg
Maybe this is more appropriate for the kiddies... |
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 8:13:02 PM EDT
[#38]
I'm going to pick up a king sized bag of BBQ pork rinds tomorrow, a case of Makers Mark, and a 24 pack of rubbers.
I'm with ya! _Disconnector_ |
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 8:16:49 PM EDT
[#39]
+1 and HAM and BACON!!! |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 8:18:51 PM EDT
[#40]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 8:24:01 PM EDT
[#41]
Christ, I don't want a whiskey bottle shaped like your woman. I wouldn't be able to enjoy the whiskey.  - BG |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 8:47:02 PM EDT
[#42]
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 9:21:41 PM EDT
[#43]
Ugh... pork chops and bacon. For a month.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 9:27:55 PM EDT
[#44]
I'm making pork tamales in celebration of ramadan, mmmmmmm.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 9:30:33 PM EDT
[#45]
Pork is a nasty fucking animal. Count me out, however panda express sounds tasty, why arent they open 24/7?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 9:35:07 PM EDT
[#46]
They don't actually serve panda at Panda Express, silly.
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 9:36:15 PM EDT
[#47]
We should make the prisoners eat Bush's pork and beans, those sorry f2cks! If it wasn't for oil the middle east would be nothing but rags, camels, bones, and some cracker box religion(minus Israel) called islam( no I did not forget to capitalize islam).
|
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 9:39:10 PM EDT
[#48]
I would like to try panda one day, just gotta get rich that way I can start hunting endangered animals. Wouldn't that be fun, okay it was a joke people any maybe it wasn't maybe I have eaten bald eagle buffalo wings, Oh do they hit the spot. And tiger penis make me big and strong.
|
||
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 9:42:24 PM EDT
[#49]
how can you honestly not like pork? you think cows are any cleaner? or chickens?
Eat pork, drink booze, download and view porn --- hell, I am thinking about opening a pork stand in front of the local mosque to really connect with Islam |
|
|
|
Posted: 10/13/2004 9:46:59 PM EDT
[#50]
Ramadan special two pork hotdogs and a bottle of Hebrew beer. $9.11 |
|
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
