tell me waht you think of this and post your own.

imagine this situation:

You and your family[or GF or whoever] are walking down a poorly lit road with high apartments on ethier side.  A man jumps out of the shadows and whips out a knife and runs towards you shouting obsenities.  You are armed with a .45 and.......

If you are a liberal your response would be.......

a: consider if you have enough time to call the cops....

b: Think about wether you can reason with the man.....

c: observe to see if he is a minority.....

d: consider calling the neighborhood parents together and hae a work day in order that the street not be so dark[install lights etc.].......




If you are a southern conserative your response would be.......

a:BANG!!!!!!!

If you are a conservative from MI your response would b........

a: BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!!.....the sound of reloading...... BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!!........

then your son says.....WOW GOOD GROUPS DAD!!!!! Are those the new bullets I got you for your birthday?



heres another.......

ATTN. New breed of dog.........

It is a crossbred rottwiler st. bernard mix
It attacks you then goes for help!!!!